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For fans of Nora Ephron’s I Feel Bad About My Neck, meet Ivanka—a woman on a mission to figure out where the last twenty years disappeared to. She did find the twenty pounds her friend lost the other day—on her thighs! But as for the missing two decades? That’s a real mystery. Were they spent savoring endless plates of pasta in Tuscany, sipping wine in the Chianti, or just lost in the whirlwind of everyday life? Whatever the case, Ivanka’s journey is less about lamenting the passage of time and more about laughing at the absurdity of it all. This book is for you if your pants now ...

The Russian humor of the 21st century is quite different from the middle of the 20th. Gone are the bread lines, the Communist party, and one-room dwellings in a communal house. No one is sent to the Gulag for making a joke. Even for jokes about Putin, even when they compare him to a Czar. So the Russian people’s humor adapts. It has become more philosophical on the one hand or moved into the family and business arenas on the other. The jokers can be rich but are mostly poor. They can be of average intelligence but are mostly wise. They may have enemies but rise above the hatred. They are ...

What do you do when you find yourself falling for the wrong guy on a reality TV dating show? Welcome to my world. I'm Phoebe Wilson, ultimate hopeless romantic. I mean, I've devoured Pride and Prejudice so many times that even Jane Austen would give me a high-five. So, when the chance to be on the reality TV show “Dating Mr. Darcy” popped up, it was a total no brainer for me. It’s Mr. Darcy, people! The embodiment of romantic perfection. But there’s a hitch. My heart has taken a detour to the guy standing in the wings. That's right, I'm falling for Mr. Darcy’s best friend, Mr. ...

Hollister Daily has a mission. It's been his mission since his best friend's father gave him the task: Keep Fitzie out of trouble! Sometimes, that's easier said than done. When Fitzie gets a bee in her bonnet to turn an old furniture store downtown into a theatre, Hollie, Miss Minnie and the gang are all behind her. Fitzie is the guiding light during the building's renovations and agrees to star in the musical that will open the place to the public. It's all Hollie can do to keep up with her -- until she disappears. Then it's up to Hollie to throw on some drag and take Fitzie's place in the...

A co-writing effort between human and artifical intellegence. There’s a road they don’t mark on most maps. It begins in the hum of neon and ends in the hush of something older. The towns along it flicker like half-remembered dreams—places with names like Winter Wheat, Night Light, and Shrub, where deer lick mailboxes, cartoon ghosts have siblings, and the jukebox only plays songs with the word “go.” It’s 1948, or maybe 2948. Time runs sideways here. In this whimsical travelogue through thirteen imaginary towns on an alternate Route 66, the author invites you to ride shotgun as ...

P.G. Wodehouse meets H.P. Lovecraft in this delightfully daft trilogy of supernatural misadventures Meet Eric Burncastle: gentleman adventurer, gothic enthusiast, and magnet for the magnificently macabre. What begins with a bout of rage over dried superglue escalates into three increasingly bizarre encounters with the forces of darkness—all accompanied by his splendidly gothic companion Fenella Cooper and a supporting cast of eccentrics who would make Bertie Wooster seem positively conventional. In A Heart of Darkness, Eric's domestic tantrum launches an African expedition featuring ...

Two alien lifeform have been caffeinated overload. Come and join in the fun and see where this two Grae Extraterrestial sentient end up.

Funny Goings On At Cliffs View was previously published as Cliffs View and has now been amended slightly and updated. Hilarious misadventures when Cliff has a mid life crisis and decides that he needs a new direction. Accepting redundancy from his boring job, he then late one night after too many drinks recklessly bids online for a remote old hotel, sight unseen. Perched precariously on a cliff edge - big mistake. Little does he know - it's but the beginning of his problems but also a new love in his life. Cliffs View turns out to be the hilarious "Hammer House of Horrors”, in the middle ...

What happens when a demon-possessed soft drink machine tortures a group of authors during a book event?They write stories about it!Writers at a signing spent hour after agonizing hour listening to the same mind-numbing tune. The group was so traumatized, the only revenge they could wield was to plot the demise of offending mechanical creature.Their collaboration lead to this entertaining collection appropriately titled Death of the Demon Machine.Authors:Tricia AndersenStephen L. BraytonCraig HartBeth HudsonD. MoonfireKathryn SullivanDavid Taylor IIM.L. Williams

Based off today’s hottest, ratchetest, dopest hashtags, bringing you laughter, crazy, and whole lot of story. In the vein of the Wayans Brothers, Chris Rock, and shows like In Living Color, Authoress Sh’aniQu’a takes a new look at Urban Literature. Bandettra was born and raised in Cockygate, stripping to make ends meet and take care of her mother and kids. No father in the picture, baby daddy drama galore, and a need for a boss to sweep her off her feet, she decided to take a thug up on his offer to prove to him she was the one meant to be his main chick. De’von, a Boss, just ...

Dexter Nieman was not the type of person to marry a stranger on a whim. Steady, predictable, and maybe even boring, he liked his settled life, loved being in his rut. And he certainly didn't intend to marry his neighbor, an eccentric recluse who worked odd hours and inexplicably owned a cauldron. But his job involved putting out fires for four insane brothers. And when one of those fires spiraled out of control, involving Dexter and his quirky neighbor, a pretend marriage seemed the only solution. Lainey Andrews quit her job to follow her dream of making candy, straight into total ruin. She...

WARNING ADULTS ONLY. Are you bored and need some raunchy humour in your life? Well look no further. This book will have you in tears, red faced and probably cringing with embarrassment! Whether it’s a little bit dirty naughty and super raunchy this book has it all! WARNING: NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18! 100 OF JOKES FULL OF NAUGHTINESS AND EXCITiNG STORIES WILL KEEP YOU WANTING MORE! If you want to be entertained CLICK the ‘BUY NOW’’ button and purchase THE NAUGHTY book of SEX JOKES!

Trapped in the clutches of a Zombie apocalypse, the City of Chicago, the murder capital of the U.S., unleashes the ultimate weapon, capitalism, by paying $1,000 for every Re-Killed Zombie brought to city hall, ushering in "The Great Zombie Gold Rush". Zombies never have a chance in a world where people realize 75 Zombies pays off their student loans, 40 Zombies buys them a Tesla, 5 Zombies wipes out their Visa debt...

What happens when mean girls leaves a friend alone in a club? Well, let's just say revenge is best served on a plate cold. Just ask Electra Carmichael. Yep, she was left alone at a club. One she was never supposed to be at. Her fate became the avenue for revenge of the mean girls who left her there. Read her story and know that revenge is best served on a plate cold.

Wildfires engulfing cities in acrid brown smoke. Riots and shootings. And a deadly virus upending life in countless ways. In a world suddenly gone mad, the Twisp family struggles to carry on. Babies arrive, work evaporates, college goes online, and ex-girlfriends turn very cold (and rather warm). Can love happen while masked and six feet apart? Can a marriage survive endless hours of “Maggot Brain?” Join the Twisps for another cataclysmic yet laughter-filled summer in L.A., where nothing goes as planned and nerves are jolted daily. This riotous Book 12 can be enjoyed as part of the ...

Essie Cobb, senior sleuth, and her three gal pals Opal, Marjorie, and Fay are playing cards (and causing trouble) in the all-purpose room at the Happy Haven Retirement Home. Not even having to use walkers to get around will stop these ladies from getting into trouble! A one-act play based on the Essie Cobb Senior Sleuth mysteries by Patricia Rockwell. This play may be produced by amateur groups without a royalty payment.

A premium collection of clean jokes for kids. SERIOUSLY SILLY JOKES FOR KIDS is the perfect way to keep kids laughing and reading. It contains hundreds of HILARIOUS jokes that will have everyone roaring with laughter! This kid's joke book is also lovingly illustrated with cartoons that provide a visual aid to the jokes and it's designed to be easy to read for young children. Sore bellies and painful sides have been reported by grandparents, parents, and kids alike from reading this rib-tickling and eye-watering, hilarious kids joke book. Young readers will have a blast sharing these jokes ...

My dad's best friend is my boss with benefits… It’s been 10 years since I saw my childhood crush- my dad’s best friend, Todd Anderson. He’s always grabbed my attention with his broad chest and alpha-hole personality. Now it seems I’m not the only one with a crush… A few too many cocktails at my dad‘s wedding, and he’s in my bed with nothing but the sheets on us. We both know this cannot continue. He's nearly twice my age and Daddy would never forgive us. It gets complicated when my dad gets me a job at Todd’s company. Now temptation’s growing stronger with our desks 10 ...

Trapped in the clutches of a Zombie apocalypse, the City of Chicago, the murder capital of the U.S., unleashes the ultimate weapon, capitalism, by paying $1,000 for every Re-Killed Zombie brought to city hall, ushering in "The Great Zombie Gold Rush". Zombies never have a chance in a world where people realize 75 Zombies pays off their student loans, 40 Zombies buys them a Tesla, 5 Zombies wipes out their Visa debt...

As the only McAllister triplet without a husband and a bun in the oven, the entire town of Frosty Crest seems hell-bent on fixing me up. Fake dating my millionaire boss is the perfect solution. Unfortunately, we mix about as well as oil and water... Opposites Attract on the Mountain is a short and steamy, OTT instalove, small town, opposites attract, fake dating romance featuring a curvy artist and a millionaire playboy. It’s full of heat and heart with NO cliffhanger, NO cheating, and a guaranteed HEA. This book is part of Frosty Crest: The McAllisters.