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A satirical retro thriller that blends over-the-top comedy and adrenaline-pumping action to explore the absurdity of nuclear weapons. But be warned: this novel isn’t afraid to push THE BUTTON. Wannabe journalist Steven Leonard thinks he’s found his big break: uncovering the world’s most dangerous secret agent, Hunter Gunne. Once a legendary badass, Hunter is now a disillusioned recluse, questioning whether the world is even worth saving. But Steven’s unexpected visit brings more than questions—he’s unwittingly led a team of mercenaries straight to her door. Now, Steven and ...

The author, Jan Glaz, uncovers the shady side of the beauty business on all fronts: haircuts, makeup, hairstyling and fashion. Between the covers of this book we’re introduced to the outrageous behavior transpiring behind the scenes during worldwide Cosmetology Conventions, local beauty shows, and high-end beauty salons. Also revealed are the un-average clientele, the ones who disrupt the industry and the not to be forgotten hairdressers, the ones who inhabit strange personalities to the detriment of shop owners, customers and coworkers. Speaking of shop owners, not all are considered ...

I didn’t mean to fart on anyone. That’s not how you want to start a story, or a spiritual journey, or a new friendship circle at a nudist wellness retreat, but here we are. Naked. Unfiltered. Slightly winded. And fully committed to radical honesty. This book is about farting. More specifically, nude farting. A topic no one talks about, but everyone experiences. Because once you take your clothes off, there’s no buffer. No jeans to muffle. No leggings to absorb the blast. Just you, your bare butt, and the raw acoustics of the world. The first time I nude-farted publicly, I was in the ...

The raw, milk-stained truth about new motherhood that your Instagram feed doesn't want you to see. WARNING: This book contains scenes of extreme sleep deprivation, discussions of bodily fluids that would make a medical examiner blush, and language that reflects what mothers actually think at 3 AM (not what they post on social media at noon). From the moment your precious bundle of joy turns your body into a 24-hour all-you-can-eat buffet, you'll discover that "nipple confusion" isn't just a breastfeeding issue—it's the perfect metaphor for your entire existence as a new mom: painful, ...

Xavier Costella had been the biggest, baddest Sergeant the Royal Engineers had ever had. They said he'd seen so much action that even his demons had PTSD. But after the incident in the Falklands with the penguins, the one they'd never really got to the bottom of, he'd been discharged and was now stuck in a job he hated, trapped in a relationship going nowhere. Then at the funeral of an old school friend, he meets James, his oldest friend, who has a job for Xavier. A job he swears will suit Xavier's talents down to the ground, and get him out of London... Way out of London. But most jobs ...

Boomer Chicks, this one’s for you! You’ve lived, loved, and learned—and now it’s time to thrive like never before. Tips and Tricks for Boomer Chicks is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek guide to navigating life’s next exciting chapter with confidence, style, and grace. Packed with practical advice, witty wisdom, and fresh insights, this book covers everything you need to live your best life while embracing the freedom and joy that come with experience. This is not your average advice book. Inside, you’ll discover creative solutions for everyday challenges and exciting ways to ...

I was supposed to be the hot silverfox’s ski instructor not have his baby. Jackson is a lot of things –pretentious, grumpy, drop-dead gorgeous and rich– but a competent skier is not one of them. It’s my job to teach him. But he literally can’t follow instructions to save his life. In the middle of our lesson, the weather shifts and we’re stuck on a dangerous mountainside. But as the temperature drops, I feel the connection between us heating up. When our bodies collide, it creates a spark that could light the world on fire. And the only things that are keeping me warm and ...

Rediscover the Power of Storytelling with 51 Captivating Stories! In a world filled with distractions, there's something truly magical about a good story—especially one that resonates with the wisdom and experiences of our golden years. Short Stories for Seniors is a delightful collection crafted to rekindle memories, stimulate the mind, and bring joy to every reader. Whether you're looking to spark meaningful conversations, relieve stress, or simply enjoy a cozy afternoon, these heartwarming stories offer the perfect escape. Each tale is a journey, filled with characters and experiences ...

There's something funny going on here! Was Jeremy Ronson, a top-ranked university official, defenestrated (tossed out a window), or did he defenestrate himself? The police decide his death was accidental, but Mike Woodsen, the university’s PR director, is not convinced. He decides to investigate the death on his own. Woodsen interviews Ronson's colleagues, an odd collection of administrators, nerds, suckups and misfits, and learns that Ronson had a justified reputation as a sonofabitch, earning many enemies in his chequered career. Meanwhile, Woodsen’s day job gives him a bird’s-eye ...

Ever wonder what happens in a rideshare after midnight? Hop into the Luau Ryde as Boysan takes you on a wild and hilarious journey in Mustache Rydes.

“Bless her heart.” – Meaning: To show concern. To show affection. To wish the kiss of death. Three months after accidentally shutting down the Southeastern cell of a human body harvesting operation, Frances Hunt is living her best life. She’s opened a senior citizen recreational facility, quit smoking and drinking, and found a new reason to live. But that doesn’t last long. When disaster hits the small town of Liberty, Frances finds herself being hunted by old foes, betrayed by those she trusted and blackmailed by the people she loves. Her only way out is to assemble an unlikely ...

Do you want to know more about your cat? If yes is the answer... ...then you need the facts presented in this book. But what can you discover here? With the material presented here, you will find your questions answered in quick bites of cat info. With a little pussyfooting, you too can find out what it means to be a cat - or as close as a human can get. So the question remains, do you want to know more? If so, read ahead. In this book, you will explore: The world’s oldest cat and other stunning records. Weird and wonderful feline myths and superstitions. Strange kitty behavior. Why cats ...

Glenda the Witch of the North has a problem- the other members of her Cardinal Coven are very much alive and well. The problem is she really most sincerely does not want them that way. And she’s sure they feel that way about her. The Cardinal Coven was always contentious but since the arrival of the mysterious (and yet potentially non-magical) Wizard, alliances have formed. The witches of the East and West seem to pal around even more than they used to. Reports are they even fly about the lands together! On separate brooms- they are close but not that close. More troubling are the rumors ...

Mike Hunt: A Private Investigator’s Christmas Cases When Christmas cheer collides with crime, Mike Hunt, Private Investigator, is the man to untangle the mess. In this collection of five razor-sharp flash fiction stories, Mike takes on cases as unpredictable as a re-gifted fruitcake and as tangled as holiday lights. With his trademark wit, unmatched deductive prowess, and an uncanny ability to find himself in awkwardly sensual situations, Mike’s holiday caseload is anything but merry and bright. Each year when he offers his Christmas services pro bono, every weirdo and crooked freak in ...

How to Be Poor and Stay Broke for the Rest of Your Damn Life! A Satirical Self-Help Classic for Anyone Deep in Debt, Denial, or Designer Shoes They Can’t Afford What if everything you’ve ever learned about money was true... and also the reason you’re broke? Welcome to the anti-guidebook you didn’t know you needed — a hilariously raw, brutally honest, and painfully accurate parody of financial failure. Whether you’re living paycheck-to-Thursday, ghosting your landlord, or spiritually allergic to Excel spreadsheets, this book will validate your worst decisions and nudge you (...

STAR WARS - Beverly Hills Cop - Top Gun - Speed Haji Outlaw, the acclaimed writer from The Eric Andre Show lets you know exactly why these films SUCK. The author also explores the Harvey Weinstein ordeal in a way that has never been explored before, courtesy of J. Lawrence.

Una nueva edición ampliada e ilustrada por el autor CUENTOS BLASFEMOS Y MEMORIAS VAGABUNDAS es el más reciente libro del conocido autor Abel Carvajal, difícil de clasificar en cuanto al género literario pero escrito con el gracioso estilo que caracteriza algunas de sus novelas, que sin duda disfrutará y no dejará de asombrarlo... Aunque, quizás este libro sea para lectores extraordinarios, pues es ciertamente un desafío literario. Además, se atreve el autor a exponer su faceta como pintor, uno que cuenta historias en el lienzo.

So here’s the thing nobody tells you when you decide to take up naked yoga: the mats are cold, your boobs have opinions, and if you’re even slightly gassy, you're playing a high-stakes game of Russian roulette with every twist and fold. And yet, here I am, thirty-eight years old, moderately flexible, wildly underqualified, and completely nude, doing downward dog next to a man named Chip whose testicles appear to have seen some things. Enlightenment? Maybe. Hemorrhoids? Also maybe. I wasn’t always like this. I mean, I’ve always been a little bit unhinged, but nudity used to be ...

SIX STRANGERS RECEIVE INVITATIONS TO A FUNERAL They are told that the deceased – a man called Reginald Charters – invited them on his deathbed. But who on earth is Reginald Charters? And why was he so desperate to have these six people at his funeral? “It’s a mystery worthy of Agatha Christie” The group of six strangers are told that they have 20 hours to work out why they have been invited to the funeral. If they can work it out, they will inherit a million pounds. So, they start talking. But it's complicated. Not everything is as it seems. More clues arrive, but they struggle to...

Zigzag Men captures the dark humor of an unruly cadre of loosely led, overworked helicopter pilots, reluctant warriors who commute into combat from a remote airfield in Vietnam, zigzagging over the jungle, around one another, and through the indelible intensity of war. Quan Loi is their staging-point for flight operations during the day and a disreputable haven for hardcore, drug-altered malcontents during the long hours of darkness. When Newbies arrive at Quan Loi, the inevitable friendships and animosities become amplified by exhausting hours of combat flying, followed by immoderate ...