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Sky Simmons is 11 years old, mildly allergic to boring things, and absolutely incapable of leaving any mystery alone. Especially when a door shows up in her basement that wasn’t there yesterday. What begins as a weird creak and a whisper soon explodes into an unforgettable journey filled with living hallways, forgotten memories, and a janitor with a mop and a vendetta. In this thrilling and funny middle-grade tale, Sky faces her fears—and the fears of others—as she tries to save her brother, a lost friend, and maybe the entire world from becoming part of the hallway that never forgets.

You know those people who always seem calm, organized, and emotionally stable? Yeah. This book is not about them. Welcome to the unfiltered confessions of someone who has spent a lifetime pretending to be normal—and failing spectacularly. From turning therapy into stand-up comedy, to surviving public meltdowns in Costco, to attempting yoga while emotionally unwell and allergic to spandex, this is your backstage pass to one person’s absurd journey through modern life. Equal parts chaos and charm, this book doesn’t teach you how to fix your life. It just lets you laugh so hard you ...

Sue “Shoefly” McKinley isn’t your average middle schooler. Sure, she’s got friends, a locker full of mismatched socks, and a personality that practically kicks down doors—but she also happens to be the reigning queen of stomp. Known for her no-nonsense attitude and lightning-fast right hook (of the footwear variety), Sue lives by one rule: never let ‘em see your laces untied. From schoolwide mysteries and underground PTA shoe cults to flying high-tops and runaway fashion shows, Shoefly Sueis the wild, witty, and wonderfully weird adventure of a girl who believes in justice... ...

“You can’t eat money. You can’t plug in hope. But you can grow a seed.” When disaster strikes—true disaster—there’s no warning. No Wi-Fi alert. No power flicker. Just silence. And then darkness. An EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse) has wiped out the grid. Within days, panic takes root where convenience once lived. Grocery shelves are bare. Water stops flowing. Refrigerators become tombs of decay. But amidst the chaos, a garden begins to grow. This book isn’t a work of theory or prepper fantasy. It’s a practical, step-by-step survival gardening manual designed to help you grow, ...

In the past, the mere whisper of the “N” word sent chills down spines. Nations stepped back from the edge. It meant destruction, devastation—nuclear war. But not anymore. The world has changed. Power is currency, morality is optional, and the leaders who possess nuclear weapons no longer see them as last resorts. They see them as leverage. The “N” word—nuclear—no longer deters. It provokes. It threatens. And this time… it may just happen.

There are things in life you should’ve heard from your daddy, but he never sat down long enough to say ‘em. Things your mama knew but didn’t know how to explain without tearing up. And the rest? You figured out the hard way—in parking lots, breakups, barbershop chairs, and quiet walks home after making another mistake. This book isn’t gentle, but it is honest. It’s a back-alley education with a heart. Each chapter drops the kind of wisdom that doesn’t just sound good—it feels right, like a gut punch wrapped in a bear hug. For everyone who grew up fast, got bruised early, or ...

In the heart of the ancient Pine Ridge forest, a young guardian named Calvin is called by a mysterious Midnight Howl—a haunting summons that awakens a destiny beyond his wildest dreams. Bound by an ancient silver locket pulsing with magical power, Calvin joins a secret circle of protectors sworn to defend the forest’s sacred Heart Tree from encroaching darkness. As shadows rise from forgotten realms, threatening to consume all life, Calvin must face ancient evils, unravel cryptic prophecies, and discover the true strength of friendship, courage, and sacrifice. Calvin and the Midnight ...

They were just your average suburban family... …until one glitchy AI, a burned agency, and a killer cupcake turned their quiet basement into the most dangerous command center on Earth. Meet the Mulraneys: Claire (ex-intelligence analyst turned overachieving mom), Michael (the dad with classified pasts and a pistol in his golf bag), Lacey (their teen daughter who hacks like she breathes), Maggie (the grandmother who knits explosives), and a talking phone named Bertram. Together, they were supposed to stay in hiding after the collapse of the global surveillance AI known as Needlepoint. But ...

Join Pebbles and Rocky, two curious pet rocks, as they embark on a series of enchanting adventures beyond their cozy garden home. Young readers will journey through lush gardens, sparkling seas, and mysterious ancient circles, discovering treasures, learning about friendship, and exploring the rich tapestry of nature along the way. Pebbles, the spirited and sparkly rock, and Rocky, her wise and thoughtful friend, tackle challenges with bravery and cleverness. From building bridges over streams to uncovering pirate treasures on the shore and connecting with their ancestral roots at the Stone...

Welcome to a world where mosquitoes are more than just annoying—they’re everywhere, always hungry, and immune to every spray, zapper, and citronella candle money can buy. Enter Dr. Shmitza VonClankerberg: eccentric genius, slipper-wearing night owl, and humanity’s last hope for a bite-free summer. When itchy desperation pushes him into action, Dr. VonClankerberg launches an epic, globe-hopping quest to invent the one mosquito repellent that works for everyone, everywhere, all the time. But his journey quickly spirals into chaos—uncovering secret pastry cults, weaponized biscotti, ...

Intro (for Amazon Product Description – “Look Inside” preview): When the moon inexplicably shifts its orbit, the world’s tides surge beyond all reason—and humanity’s greatest coastal cities teeter on the brink of annihilation. Dr. Mira Patel, oceanographer and crisis-response leader, must race against time to decode an underwater network of electromagnetic nodes, combat gravity-warping anomalies, and confront the secret architects who would weaponize Earth’s oceans. From the flooded harbors of Nova Scotia to a hidden island fortress beneath the waves, Tides of Time is a high-...

In the heart of the picturesque Evergreen Forest, a curious skunk named Slinky is poised to embark on an unforgettable adventure. Armed with a zest for exploration and a keen sense of curiosity, Slinky embodies the innate tendencies found in many young creatures of nature. These inclinations toward exploration are not merely whimsical; they are crucial elements in the survival and development of various species. Slinky, with his signature striped tail and vibrant personality, represents a fundamental aspect of animal behavior—exploration is not just about curiosity; it's about learning, ...

Why I Left I didn’t set out to find myself. Honestly, I just wanted to see what would happen if I pointed an old van west and kept going. But somewhere between a bowl of green chili in Texas and a sunrise in a redwood forest, something shifted. This book isn’t just a travel log. It’s a collection of stories, thoughts, and moments that happened when I stopped trying to live up to expectations—and just started living. Here’s what you’ll find inside: 🛻 An unforgettable solo road trip across America, in a beat-up van named The Rambler 🐔 A sidekick with zero emotional support ...

Every child knows that Christmas is magical—but what happens when that magic starts fading... in the middle of summer? Calvin and his ever-curious beagle Pudge weren’t expecting anything exciting to happen during their backyard bug hunt. But when a mysterious envelope arrives from the North Pole in the sweltering heat of July, their ordinary afternoon turns into an extraordinary mission. Inside the letter? A plea from Mrs. Claus herself. Santa is heartbroken. People are celebrating “Christmas in July” all over the world—but somehow, they’ve forgotten to include him. No sleigh ...

Fitness for Introverts: Activities That Don’t Require Eye Contact Solo hikes, yoga in your living room, and other peaceful pursuits. Do crowded gyms, group classes, and noisy workouts drain your energy? Do you crave fitness routines that feel peaceful, private, and actually enjoyable? You're not alone—and you don’t need to be loud to be strong. Fitness for Introverts is your go-to guide for creating a quiet, sustainable fitness lifestyle tailored to your unique rhythm. With 20 in-depth chapters full of solo activities, calming rituals, and practical tools, you’ll learn how to move ...

Discover the critical insights into elder abuse with the comprehensive guide, Elder Abuse In America Today. This book delves into the various dimensions of elder abuse, a pressing issue that affects countless vulnerable seniors across the United States. From physical, emotional, and financial abuse to neglect and exploitation, this book covers the myriad ways in which the elderly are mistreated and the profound impact it has on their lives. In Elder Abuse In America Today, you'll find detailed analysis backed by current trends, statistics, and real-world case studies that illuminate the ...

Sky Dawson has always dreamed of flying—but not just any aircraft. While most teenagers crave speed and freedom, Sky wants something more powerful: purpose. At fifteen, she's already got her sights set on becoming a rescue helicopter pilot, helping save lives and serve her community from the sky. There's only one problem—she’s still too young to fly solo. That doesn’t stop her. Sky’s Flight Dream is the inspiring, often hilarious, and deeply moving story of one girl’s journey through elite helicopter training school. Along the way, she faces pressure, self-doubt, epic challenges...

With Seal Team VI often in the news I thought it would be interesting to explore exactly what it takes to become a Seal Team member. More than that however, I wondered how, with all of the strenuous exercise they are put through for six solid months, they survive the training ordeal and yet stay healthy. As I began to explore this I learned that becoming a SEAL isn’t something you just sign up for, join and then suddenly you are one of the team. It is in fact a process that starts well before you are accepted into the program. Diet plays a vital role in this preparation and we’re going ...

His name was Sean Billings—but most knew him as “Stoner.” He wasn’t always a man of second chances. There was a time when the only thing that kept him going was the promise of another high, another escape, another slow fade into nothingness. A talented mechanical engineer with a mind built for innovation and precision, Sean had let the weight of pressure, loss, and his own silence push him over the edge. Literally. When he found himself sliding off the face of a mountain, nearly dying, clawing for life—something inside him cracked. Or maybe… something woke up. The Recovery Rig ...

Fort Knox Is Missing is a mind-bending thriller that begins with an impossible truth: not only is America’s most secure vault empty—it’s simply… gone. No doors. No walls. No building. Just grass and silence where the gold once lay. Dalton Bishop, a former intelligence analyst turned truth-seeker, is pulled back into a world of hidden vaults, buried spirals, and memories no one was supposed to remember. Alongside recursion theorist Alix Vega, they uncover a global Pattern—an ancient design threaded through time, memory, and loss. What starts as a search for gold becomes a desperate...