Dragon Fantasy Humor

WARNING: Be advised, this version of Wizard of Oz contains strong language. Dylan Gale is the caregiver of his dying mother. When he's not taking care of her, he single-handedly tends to the family farm. Well... not quite single-handedly. He gets a lot of help from his loyal terrier and good boy, Simon. One fateful night, a storm sweeps through Kansas and whisks him away to the land of Oz. There, he meets a “good” witch named Glennis, who sends him on an “important mission” to save the people of Oz. (He's actually murdering her sister, but he doesn't need to know that). Along the ...

Orphaned Leonora lives on a remote island, spending her days making crazy cool inventions. When a strange boy called Jack washes up on an inflatable lobster and reveals that evil Uncle Luther has been stealing her inventions and selling them on the mainland, it begins a laugh-out-loud adventure - complete with a furry otter, a singing sea captain and a very secret society....

MAGIC AIN'T FOR WIMPS! BOOK THREE – HAVE DRAGON, WILL TRAVEL: Prince Ogilby tightens his grip on Razzmatazz. To stop him, Pamela’s aunts - Miss Fitchett, Miss Appley, Miss Maffit and Miss Pennyfeather - must find their Cherish wands. Mr. Botts, the vampire guidance counselor, opposes Ogilby for his own evil ends and threatens Oliver’s life. Pamela bounces from human to cat distressing her greatly. When Ogilby abducts Pamela, Oliver and his Click friends search for her in a dangerous jungle amusement park. No place is safe for Pamela, so Oliver, Pamela and her cat father journey to the...

Cursed by a Goddess, Bastian is one of four surviving dragon shifters. Breaking the centuries old curse is nothing but a forgotten memory. It’s time for the next claiming and Bastian’s new bride. He’s not going to eat her but he also won’t fall in love. Acasia is chosen for the dragon sacrifice. She’s decided to go out with a bang and a little intoxication to give her bravery. She thinks she’s his meal and wakes up in his dungeon with the bones of the animals that have come before her. It’s never smart to slap a dragon’s nose but sometimes tough measures are called for. ...

Thirteen years ago Oliver's father died in a battle against Red Line, the nasty dragon that plagued Aardland. Oliver has since grown into a very large man with little ambition, earning him a new name: The Lump. When Flynn, a glory seeking adventurer, and Meena, a mysterious foreign girl, arrive with news that Red Line has stirred once again, the Lump finds himself reluctantly embroiled in a quest to defeat the dragon.

Sir Maximilian Maselniczka isn't your typical knight. True, he's dashing, brave, and courageous. Then again, he talks to his horse, he's been known to burn castles down, and he's on the gallop from debts he owes the Bohemian mob. So Maximilian jumps at the chance to earn sacks of gold from King Bronislaw Jankowski. All for performing a little rescue mission. But it's not the typical knightly errand - to rescue the damsel from the dragon. No, this time he's going to have to rescue the kingdom's dragon from the King's extremely magical, extremely powerful, and extremely pissed-off daughter. Who said being a knight was easy?

Being Pinkalicious is pinkatastic, especially when she's accompanied by her pet unicorn, Goldilicious. Goldie is a roller-skating, kite-flying, high-jumping unicorn who will protect Pinkalicious from the evil wizardry of her little brother, Peter. Together, Pinkalicious and Goldilicious can conquer anything!

Princess Xithanese has a problem in the shape of her father. Long before she was born, her father made a pact with a dragon in order to gain the throne. Her father was crowned king in return for handing over the first husband of his then unborn daughter. The price at the time seemed such a low one to pay that one could hardly blame him for paying it. Unless you were Xithanese! Since it is not he, but Xithanese, that is paying this price. Xithanese has lived with this curse on her head her whole life. Though her mother has prepared her for marriage, what eligible prince would marry her ...

Aufmerksame Hörer wissen bereits, wie sich die belesene und zielstrebige Isabella auf den historischen Weg gemacht hat, der sie eines Tages zur führenden Drachenforscherin der Welt machen würde. In diesem beeindruckend offenherzigen Nachfolger blickt Lady Trent auf die nächsten Schritte ihrer glorreichen (und gelegentlich skandalösen) Karriere zurück. Drei Jahre nach ihrer schicksalhaften Reise durch die abschreckenden Gebirge von Vystrana ignoriert Lady Trent gängige Konventionen und bricht zu einer Expedition auf, die sie auf den wilden, kriegszerrütteten Kontinent Erga führt.

Cyberpunk action meets supernatural paranormal in this gritty follow-up to Shadow Dragon. After the virus riots, pirates roam the Sacramento Bayou unchallenged. The new marshal, Pam Fields, is trying to turn things around but it’s not so easy when everything has a price and the costs keep mounting up… Meanwhile, mutant super-thief, Hermes Conrad, has sunk the last of his big score into land and hunkered down in flight school where he’s graduating from Aviator Training Squad. But the past has a way of ricocheting back to you. Especially when there’s a ruthless fat-cat in hiding ...

Fate is a fickle thing. The Godhunter has managed to piss off an entire pantheon and now, the Mesopotamians are coming for her. Even worse, their leader wields an ancient artifact that can rewrite destiny. With her star still on the mend, Vervain knows this is the worst time for another war but a confrontation seems unavoidable. She must find a way to battle the God of Light before her destiny descends into darkness. For more information about Bestselling, Award-Winning, and Internationally Acclaimed Author Amy Sumida visit her website: http://www.amysumida.com/ For information on new ...

Years had passed since the Dungeon Hive created the Werewolves and in that time, the Kin has grown in strength and numbers. In a bid to unite the Kin, the Speaker launched an audacious war against the Humans. Would she succeed? More importantly, would the actions of the Dungeon Hive help or hinder her plans? This is the last and FINAL adventure of The Dungeon Hive!

It's autumn 2001, and a fire-breathing dragon is destroying London. With most of her military overseas, the Queen decides to do what previous Queens would've done and call in her Knights! The only problem is that the Queen has only knighted celebrities.

It was a normal rainy day. I was so bored, with nothing to do. I couldn’t go outside to play. Little did I know that the most magical thing would happen to me! Share this unicorn story with loved ones.

MAGIC AIN'T FOR WIMPS! BOOK FOUR —THE RETURN OF THE PRINCE: Oliver, Pamela and her cat father enter Bast’s secluded Egyptian world. Pamela seems happy to adjust and learn ancient magic there. However, Oliver has concerns about the strict world devoted to worshiping Bast. As a non-cat, he is not welcome and must leave. His fears about the underlying viciousness come true when he is the target of human sacrifice. His fears about Charlie manifest when Charlie joins with Ogilby. Is it a ploy or has the 7-year-old betrayed his friends? The search for the Cherish wands takes Oliver, Pamela ...

A.J. Gallant's book of short stories features powerful and emotionally charged narratives, often set against dramatic historical backdrops. One of the stories introduces Enzo, a courageous 11-year-old Jewish boy living in hiding with an Italian family who renamed him from Ephraim to Enzo to protect him during the Nazi occupation. Enzo harbors a fierce hatred for the Germans, particularly after witnessing the brutalities of war. His defiant spirit is on full display when confronted by a German soldier named Claus, who mockingly offers him a role as a messenger. Enzo’s bold and vulgar ...

I never should have let Steph drag me to that psychic fair. Metaphysical nonsense doesn’t suit me, Seattle doesn't suit me, and I think I might be allergic to patchouli. I’m definitely allergic to car accidents, to giant elk falling from the sky, and most importantly, to the huge blue dragon that’s attached its obnoxious tail to my navel.

MAGIC AIN'T FOR WIMPS! BOOK TWO—DINGBATS SCHOOL OF SWORD AND SORCERY: As students at Dingbats School of Sword and Sorcery, Oliver and Pamela are certain to flunk out. What do they know about magic? The weird teachers, including a vampire guidance counselor, give them the creeps. Oliver doesn’t like the school Clicks and the students challenge him to some wild contests to prove his courage. The dark wizard Ogilby threatens to kidnap Pamela for his wicked spells. Oliver’s four music teachers are desperate to find their Cherish wands and set things right again.Can Oliver and his friends ...

After saving the spaceways by choking a ship-devouring demon with his fists before going on vacation to watch the Macroversal Wizarding Championships, Grak returns home to find the city of Alyon in turmoil.
 Or at least mildly disturbed.
 Citizens are disappearing.
 And the ones vanishing just so happen to be Grak’s friends.
 Hounded by dimension-hopping ningnome assassins, Grak must track down his friends before they disappear permanently.

 Grak – Gnomercy is a quirky supernatural detective fantasy novel of roughly 50,000 words.

Three Claws loves living in the quiet mountain village. He is very popular, but he has one big problem. The other mountain monsters don't know what to do with him. Will Three Claws be forced to leave the village?