Dragon Fantasy Humor

Willkommen zurück im Land der Märchen! Das magische Land der Geschichten wird von einer düsteren Bedrohung heimgesucht: Die böse Zauberin ist zurück, und sie hat Alex‘ und Conners Mutter entführt, um deren Großmutter zu erpressen. Die Zwillinge müssen erneut über ein Portal in das magische Land reisen, sonst sehen sie ihre Mutter womöglich nie wieder! Bald schon sind sie auf der Suche nach einem seltenen Artefakt, dem sogenannten Stab des Staunens.

"Dragons have invaded Crumbling Castle, and all of King Arthur’s knights are either on holiday or visiting their grannies. It’s a disaster! Luckily, there’s a spare suit of armour and a very small boy called Ralph who’s willing to fill it. Together with Fortnight the Friday knight and Fossfiddle the wizard, Ralph sets out to defeat the fearsome fire-breathers. But there's a teeny weeny surprise in store.

In den Katakomben von Buchhaim erzählt man sich die alte Geschichte vom sprachmächtigen Bücherdrachen Nathaviel, den kein Buchling je gesehen hat. Die Legende sagt, der Drache sei die Belesenheit selbst. Der kleine Buchling Hildegunst Zwei, benannt nach dem zamonischen Großschriftsteller Hildegunst von Mythenmetz, macht sich eines Tages auf den Weg in den Ormsumpf, wo der Drache hausen soll. Für diese Mutprobe muss er zum ersten Mal seine geliebte Heimat, die Lederne Grotte, verlassen.

The first retelling of The Knights of Arria Basha swears a foolish oath to retrieve Tau's Cup, a holy grail for the girl he loves. He sets forth on a dangerous quest that will lead him through the country of Arria. At first accompanied by his adoptive brother Oaka, he's soon joined by Fato, a talking royal messenger falcon. Then a warrior girl named Monika, a bard named Jaquan, and Sir Pacaben become part of the group. Together they will face obstacles as they're pitted against the Followers and Servants of Doomba, who will do anything to stop the return of the Knights of Arria. (2008 ...

Hermes Conrad is a mutant and world-class thief. Kim is a telepathic prostitute. He has plans for a big score. She has a price on her head …and a secret that some will stop at nothing to obtain… A fast-paced cyberpunk action and adventure thriller. After decades of horrific bio-wars, almost 90 percent of the world’s population has mutated. Hermes Conrad is one such mutant. Though he looks human, he was born with the ability to move along a shadow’s edge, taking him from one place to another in seconds flat. It’s a pretty useful ability considering Hermes is also a master thief. On...

Ex-Rider Keiko "Kei" Springs was living with her adopted daughter Becky away from her previous life of crime. Unfortunately, the past is not easy to escape and her sadistic former sensei, Snake, gives her an ultimatum: perform eight tasks for him or die. The final mission before her freedom is nearly impossible, though. Snake wants her to take down a luxury resort where the super-rich are implanted with their heart's desires, only to be brainwashed into serial killers for blackmail potential.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third is a smallish Viking with a longish name. Hiccup's father is chief of the Hairy Hooligan tribe which means Hiccup is the Hope and the Heir to the Hairy Hooligan throne - but most of the time Hiccup feels like a very ordinary boy, finding it hard to be a Hero. When Hiccup's father decides to host the Inter-Tribe BURY THE HATCHET Games, he fails to invite some rather important guests and ends up in MORTAL DANGER. Can Hiccup save his father's life and prevent a new Blood Feud breaking out? All he has to do is train an untrainable dragon.

It’s not easy to fit in when you stand out. When Layla arrives for her first day of school at Unicornia, the school for unicorns, she realizes that she’s not like the other kids there. They’re all pastel colors and know the rules to Horn Ball and none of them come from the Woods like Layla does. Try as she might to make friends, Layla’s just . . . different. But when her class gets lost during a field trip to the Fiddle Dee Deep Forest, it’s up to Layla to step up and save the day.

When their Landlord is persuaded to have his life story recorded for posterity, the surprises come thick and fast. Just like his regulars, you too can learn how a three-headed ogre came to be a hero. Unlike them, you don't stand to be killed if it all goes wrong....

Welcome to a fun and imaginative collection of magical stories and rhymes to read to your little ones at bedtime. The seven stories have been lovingly crafted for parents and children to read and enjoy when sleep calls. 1, Marco the Dragon Flyer: Marco is a dreamer, and during one of his dreams, he gets to fly on a wizards dragon and helps to rescue the wizards hat. 2, Breakfast Time for Davy and White Mouse: Davy likes nothing more than playing with his friend Mouse, eating his breakfast and feeding the birds in his garden. 3, Grandpa Jones Has Lost His False Teeth: Grandpa Jones can't ...

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Hudson, Madison, and Kai are thrilled when they come across something that shouldn't even exist yet in the new world of PrimeVerse: a village! Finally, they will have time to slow down and take a break. Or not. They can't gain entry without first completing a challenging quest that the villagers couldn't. Nothing is ever easy, is it? Especially when their quest takes them into uncharted territory: a dungeon with a hard and fast death limit.

It's hotter than Hell in the desert of the Silent Sands, and I don't just mean the climate. With djinn, fire demons, and a band of nocturnal assassins on my tail, there's no rest for the weary or the wicked. Legend says there is an artifact of unfathomable power hidden within the labyrinth in the heart of this desert, and I'll stop at nothing to claim it for myself. But I'm not the only one who knows about it. Drakkus, Lord of Chaos, has his eye on the prize, too.

Even in a world full of mutants, Hermes Conrad is a rarity. An intelligent yet self-sabotaging professional thief who attracts trouble. His enemies are powerful and hold grudges. If not for the paranoia of his self-aware AI implant and his ability to vanish into shadows, he would have died long ago. Colonel Baker believes Conrad is the perfect weapon, but Hermes prefers more amusing pursuits, like playing with a hellhound, tinkering with toys, or being chased by angry hordes. However, when Conrad’s hometown, Ceres, is threatened, he must decide whether he is ready to grow up and use his ...

Sir Odo and Sir Eleanor still think of themselves as unlikely knights. But when their kingdom is threatened by forces of significant nefariousness, they and their talking swords join a bold quest to rescue a monarch, vanquish deadly beasts, confound a prophecy, and (if they're lucky) avoid stepping on the tail of a very powerful dragon.

Sheriff Jack wanted a normal place to settle down and raise his daughter, like Mayberry. But after meeting Tempe, Destiny seems more like Middle Earth. I'm Sheriff Jack Lang. After a career as a Navy pilot, Destiny seemed like the perfect place to settle down but then I met Tempest Pomeroy, my sexy redheaded mail lady and trouble magnet. Tempe never fails to test the limits of my patience, or the law. Every time I think it's the last straw, up pops another haystack. My name is Tempest Pomeroy, and my human job is delivering the mail. I’m also a Paramortal like my family, or I’m supposed...

What does a three-headed ogre do when they are banned from being a hero? Why, apply to be a henchman of The Dark Lord, of course. Prepare yourself for a story of evil plans and dark deeds, as Og-Grim-Dog discovers whether a life of villainy is really all it’s cracked up to be.

Some things should just stay lost. When they don’t, it’s Zoya’s job to put them down for good. But that’s easier said than done when that thing is a magical relic. Too bad that relic is in the hands of a young mage who possesses a power he can barely control. And this particular relic doesn’t need much to kick start a process that just might open a portal to hell—if Zoya doesn’t find and contain it first. Who will prevail—the relic hunters or the relic they came to contain? That may depend on who controls the boy who accidentally activated it. Get Relic Hunters today!If ...

When a princess who behaves like a dragon meets a dragon who behaves like a princess, who knows what will happen! This is suitable for discussion of preconceptions and gender roles.

La autora superventas Candace Ayers te trae romances CORTOS y condensados pensados para leerse en menos de 2 horas. Bienvenidos a Mystic Hollow, donde tus sueños más salvajes (créeme, se vuelven muy salvajes) se hacen realidad. Como Alfa del clan de cambiaformas oso de Mystic Hollow, el deber dicta cada uno de mis movimientos. Cuando el Consejo de Cambiaformas responde a nuestra población en declive implementando el programa NpB (Novias para Bestias), los chicos están bastante emocionados de que les presenten a mujeres humanas. Yo también lo estoy, hasta que me enamoro perdidamente de...