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Three Claws loves living in the quiet mountain village. He is very popular, but he has one big problem. The other mountain monsters don't know what to do with him. Will Three Claws be forced to leave the village?

MAGIC AIN'T FOR WIMPS! BOOK ONE—THE TRUNK TO RAZZMATAZZ: Oliver lives with his grandparents in Brooklyn. He never knew his parents but life is good for the shaggy haired 11-year-old. He’s passing in school and has a best friend, Pamela, a skinny redheaded girl with luminous green eyes. Oliver takes music lessons with four little old ladies who live next door in the old Victorian house. The teachers, Miss Fitchett, Miss Appley, Miss Maffit and Miss Pennyfeather, are Pamela’s aunts. The neighbors think the old ladies are peculiar. They claim to have an imaginary companion – Mr. Ogilby...

When a gremlin is found murdered on the runway at Heathrow Airport, a pair of dragons must hunt down the killer. Special Agent Windsor and his inept partner Kensington’s investigation leads them to an infamous assassin, a conspiracy between humans and gremlins, and the truth behind all mechanical mischief gremlins cause.

Everyone has dragons. Charlie is best friends with his. Mandy doesn’t recognise hers until she loses her spaceship. The only way to travel in the universe of the imagination is by dragon. Dodo Books

Listeners graduating from the Princess in Black and Isadora Moon series will love the adventures of Amelia Fang, a sparkly little vampire girl in a dark and gloomy world! Amelia is going on a trip with her Rainbow Rangers troop (led by unicorns Ricky and Graham) to Sugarplum Island!

A taste for sweets (and for adventure) leads Michael on a fantastic quest to retrieve a unicorn horn. Will he make it out of Sweetlandia with his sugar-coated prize, or wash out in a fudgy wave of failure?

Grak is just an orc trying to get by. He also happens to be a private investigator. Who solves crimes with his fists. Join Grak on his many misadventures in this omnibus edition of the Orc PI series. Included in this complete edition are Grak - Private Instigator, Grak - Orc on Vacation, and Grak - Gnomercy. Grak - Private Instigator The city of Alyon is in trouble. Its citizens are turning into monsters. Not the good kind of monsters--terrifying, bloodthirsty, flesh-rending, citizen-killing monsters. When Grak's favorite barkeep tells him that he will get a lifetime supply of free alcohol ...

This fantastic magical adventure is perfect for listening to at home, in the car, at bedtime - or any time at all! Imagine Ellen's surprise when Princess Mirror-Belle climbs out of the bathroom mirror! She comes from a world where bubble fish swim in the bath, elves sleep in slippers and brave knights fight fire-breathing dragons. And while Ellen has chicken pox, Mirror-Belle has dragon pox - but she knows just the cure.

Amelia Fang and her friends love their dark and gloomy world of Nocturnia. But when Tangine's mom, Queen Fairyweather, goes missing, they must brave the journey to the terrifying Kingdom of the Light. With fairies and angel-kittens lurking around every corner, who can they trust? And will they finally uncover the real villain keeping the kingdoms of Light and Dark mortal enemies?

A children's toy comes to life. And it will do anything to get back a missing body part. But is it the only one, or are there more? Whilst Doctor Peterson of MI16 tries to find the solution, Thickett creates a monster of a problem. With Doctor How taking a leave of absence, can Kevin and Cassandra stave off disaster long enough to get help from the most stubborn of the Time Keepers? This is book four of the Doctor How series.

When punk brat Count Billiswami Jr. deserts his crumbling estate to become a glorified sparring partner for the Knights of Kron, he opens the door for a major upheaval. Meanwhile, Luma and her dragon slip through a portal that takes them three hundred years into the past and traps them in the middle of nowhere. This gives the evil mage Veldish his golden opportunity to overtake control of the magic cities in Nebilon. Luma’s challenge to get back in time to thwart her old nemesis seems hopeless, but she is determined. Zanier than ever, Book Three of the Nebilon Series is filled with ...

An epic heist to overthrow the sexually conservative God Prudishia's theocratic rule over the Queendom. To prevail, the dwindling forces of Orgasmodan will need to perform cunning stunts with their stunning...intellects. The wildcard? A unique-to-the-world 6'4" half-orc barbarian girl. She steps into the conflict with wide eye awe, naïve of the havoc she'll wreak.

Her father might be dead, but Kizzy is determined to reunite with him, even if it means turning back time. To have a chance, she must cross oceans to claim a crucial artifact. Kizzy won't be going alone. Daniul, the fussiest mage in the world, is determined to vex her with his company. He complains a lot, rests a lot, lectures constantly, and refuses to help anyone unless it suits him. Their quest takes them through pirate-infested waters, and meddling with time leads them into more trouble. Dragons weren't always extinct. Please note: This is the second book in The Black Chronicles series....

Just because you're short, crotchety, seldom bathe, like to drink, and have a beard doesn't make you a Dwarf. (1) To see how much you differ from the typical (2) Dwarf, you have but to read Confessions of an Angry Dwarf. If you still think you're a Dwarf after reading this concise guide to Dwarfdom, then you will not be the only one full of surprise. Confessions of an Angry Dwarf will correct (3) any (4) misperceptions you may have about the ancient and noble traditions of Dwarfdom. If you're a bit more certain about your identity but have ever wanted to explore the inner workings of the ...

“You v’ill will meet a dark, dangerrrous stranger. . .” The seer predicts about Dinnschencha warrior Montana at the Mardi Gras ball and in walks Dark Knight Conor de Sept Flambé. With his gleaming muscles, dragon-scale tattoos, and magnificent flashing swords, this clan leader fulfilled his destiny when he traveled through centuries to claim his mate and ensure the Paramortals’ survival. As Chaos—twenty-four hours when many Paramortals lose their power—approaches, Conor offers to prepare multi-shifter Montana for battle. But nothing can prepare her for a war of the heart with a...

Isn’t it just like a man to exit a relationship when he finds out a woman has a few little secrets. I’m Tempest Pomeroy—the woman with the secrets. The last time I saw my boyfriend, Jack Lang, he was out cold on the floor of the Enchanted Glen clubhouse. Not from drinking; he’s the sheriff, after all. No, Jack tripped after getting a look at the real me. I’m a storm witch. My whole life has been a lie, but I can’t dwell on that. Time is running out for my brother River. Since River’s disappearance, Jack and I have gone from attraction to suspicion, support to friendship, from ...

Nakedman Race Harleson runs for US president - and runs interference between scoffing, scared humanity and an intervening alien race of contractor/mercenaries who have clamped down on the plutocratic pharaohs of the modern age. In the thrilling conclusion of Volume One of Nakedman: Uncomfortable Tales of Epic Adventure, Race and Ellen both end up having to risk everything for a mere outside chance to save the world...and not just from alien invaders.

Wanting only to be fierce, Jackalope doesn't count on the horns causing heaps of trouble. This latest book by sisters and award-winning authors Janet Stevens and Susan Stevens Crummel delights and enchants young audiences.

The Masterless Assassin continues the adventures of Tinariwen of Astinda, a necromancer who spent three hundred years trapped in a glass sphere. Tin has found it a strange time where no one practices the magic of death. Joining forces with a band of assassins he faced off against an elder evil and won his place in this new world. Now set on a good life on a vineyard with his new wife, Lenara, the necromancer faces off with the cult of the Lightseekers, religious zealots bent on ruling the local populace with cruelty and lightning. Tin, Lenara, Kino and the others must survive the attacks of...

Join everyone's favourite three-headed ogre in their world-hopping, climactic, final adventure. After The War of the Dead, things could not have ended more bleakly for Og-Grim-Dog and the broken land of Gal'azu. But they'll still save their friends, save the world, complete a satisfying character arc, and tie up all the loose ends from the rest of the series...won't they?