Dragon Fantasy Humor

Thirteen years ago Oliver's father died in a battle against Red Line, the nasty dragon that plagued Aardland. Oliver has since grown into a very large man with little ambition, earning him a new name: The Lump. When Flynn, a glory seeking adventurer, and Meena, a mysterious foreign girl, arrive with news that Red Line has stirred once again, the Lump finds himself reluctantly embroiled in a quest to defeat the dragon.

The enchanted castle is under attack from a patchwork monster, while some spellwork cheaters and thieves try to capture Fang, convinced he possesses a fountain of youth spell they need very badly. 'Na, Ambrose and Zella must find the elusive, ticked-off sorcerer who can stop his patchwork creation, and a nasty spell that wants to unravel other magic, before it tears apart their home.

What would you buy at the Stargazer Gift Shop at the center of the galaxy? Would you buy a soft drink, science kit, makeup, data disk, gumball, something else, or perhaps nothing at all? While you are there, Rhoda will always be very happy to help you find the perfect gift.

Welcome to Twinkleland Kingdom, where everything is 100 percent perfect. Except Princess Pea - she loves getting muddy and having fun, and she's not keen on choosing her own perfect unicorn at the Royal Unicorn Parade. Until the final unicorn turns out to be a podgy, pongy, proud, magic-horned...pig? And so the adventures of Princess Pea and Unipiggle begin!

Волна жестоких бессмысленных убийств захлестнула Вальбург. Единственная зацепка, чудом полученная полицией - значок студента Техномагической академии. Мне придется притвориться студенткой-первокурсницей, найти маньяка, не выдать себя… ах да, и ни в коем случае не влюбиться в ректора!

Я похитила дракона. Случайно! Одна ошибка... и вот, я фиктивная невеста командира Драконьей гвардии. Ах, меня ещё в контрабандисты записали и казнить хотят? Прекрасно! Что говорите? Помогу в расследовании, и отпустите? Можно попробовать. Но, как говорится, сами напросились, теперь не жалуйтесь!

Мне, иномирянке Алисе, выпала ужасная миссия—поступить в Высшую Военную школу, которой руководит чудовище. Милорд Рагар. Младший принц, воплощённый дракон и поборник традиций—тех самых, что запрещают девушкам практически всё. Я иду на отбор вместо взбалмошной аристократки, и мечтаю только об одном—не стать завтраком.

2016 Silver Falchion Finalist Young Adult Fiction Ages 14+. Mord McGhee's wonderfully wise Old Flames and Heroes is the perfect coming of age companion for grads--from grade school, high school, college, and beyond! Connecting childhood to adulthood in a delightful way. From soaring to a city built into a waterfall to great sights as experienced by the young protagonist, Mord McGhee addresses life's ups and downs with humor, luck, love, and magic. He encourages readers to find the true meaning of the little blue sun which suddenly appeared in the sky. In a starred review, world-renowned ...

This is a humorous, episodic novel of dark fantasy and science fiction, composed of the four novellas Amy and the Ankylosaurus, Helen and the Evil Elves of the Elder Gods, Sithe in the City, and Dragon vs Dinosaur. It begins when Magnus creates a device to open portals to other quantum universes so he can show his ex-girlfriend, Amy, real dinosaurs. This goes awry when Amy goes through the portal and he has to rescue her, accompanied by his fellow scientist Helen, Amy's best friend.

If Stan Pollux had known he would be spending his summer holidays in the outer reaches of our solar system, he would have put on different underpants. But when he gets kidnapped by the Planet Dragon Mercury, most things suddenly seem small and insignificant. Stan finds himself in a universe of dragons who had once ruled the skies as gods.

It's Christmas Eve, and Santa's reindeer are sick with the chicken pox. They can't pull his sleigh, so Santa needs some serious help. Will the unicorns save Christmas despite coming down with a case of hiccups? Or will Christmas have to be canceled?

Я так хотела заполучить место преподавателя в престижном заведении, что провела с друзьями магический ритуал. Учить драконов магии? Смеётесь?! Впрочем, ректор не понимает шуток. Он серьёзно вознамерился выставить меня и моих приятелей из академии. Неужели мстит, что я выгнала его из своей спальни?

Cándido Candil, sacerdote más bien rellenito que prefiere pasar las horas del día leyendo y reflexionando, se ve lanzado a la aventura de su vida después de que rapten al abad de su congregación y se lo lleven a un mundo fantástico. Acompañado de unos mercenarios, deberá vivir mil y un peligros para los que no está preparado, ni ganas.

"Ведьма для наследников дракона" - фантастический роман Ксении Власовой, жанр юмористическое фэнтези, романтическое фэнтези.

Kensaro Hatanu’s soul was born the day his master handed him his first sword. Except Kensaro’s master did not hand him a sword to walk the path of the otana hanji, the sword saints of legend. His teacher handed Kensaro a broom. A broom to clean the monastery. While the other martial ascetics of Guai Lu practiced their physical and spiritual disciplines, Kensaro swept, mopped, and dusted, imagining he was slaying monsters, saving villagers, and meting out justice. Until the demons came and his broom was called to action. Master of the Flying Broom is a wuxia and xianxia-inspired coming-...

Sovvan is dead but doesn't know it because the creatures who run the place don't want her to remember anything. They take every thought in her head, making it hard to outsmart them. But a demon threatens her twin, and she can't save him if she can't remember him, so those memory-eating creatures must go. Too bad no one will lend her a sword. A ghost can't die again, but Fate isn't kind to the women who thwart it. Sovvan might cease to exist if she saves her twin, but if she doesn't, that demon will drag him to Hell and separate them forever. Who knew the afterlife was such an epic fantasy ...

Мария Спиридоновна вернулась в магический мир. Правда, вернулась младенцем, и, несмотря на сохраненный разум и мудрость прожитых лет, ей придётся здесь расти, попадая порой в забавные ситуации. Тем временем череда зимних праздников сменяется учебными буднями. А пари семейки драконов приводит к поездке в орочьи степи.

Life in the enchanted castle, in the center of the enchanted forest, had its benefits and its drawbacks. Emphasis on drawbacks, with 'Na's problematic 17th birthday approaching. Thanks to her parents' reputation for breaking enchantments and solving magical problems, they had numerous enemies. Chances were good some of them had set numerous curses to take effect on her birthday. The best way to avoid trouble was to stay home, alone, and keep the doors locked.

Join princess-knight Grace on her latest epic adventure! Questival is here! It's only the COOLEST and most FANTASTICALLY FUN event in all Wondermere! Grace can't wait to go camping, eat marshmallows and make LOADS of new pixie friends. The only problem is she's stuck looking after Mondo. The GINORMOUS young giant is PANICKING THE PIXIES! Can Grace prove that friendship comes in ALL shapes and sizes?

Я — жар-птица. Звучит странно, но это только начало. Из простой жизни обычной студентки меня перенесло в сказочный мир и привязало цепями к настоящему дракону. Говорящему! И он заявил, что я помогу ему снять проклятие с его страны. Правда, перед этим надо разобраться с цепями, с драконистостью дракона и ещё найти эту самую страну. Это когда каждый встречный зарится на мой хвост, ведь жар-птицы в сказочном мире редкость. Ещё и дракон бесит до зубовного скрежета. Но давайте начнём по порядку…