Funny Clean

Christmas in a mountain town teaches more than one resident what it truly means to forgive. Struggling to take care of his deaf son in a town with no resources, Ethan Knight’s at the end of his rope. When his son is kicked out of preschool, he feels he’s out of options and prays for a miracle. A newcomer to Snow Globe, Montana may be his answer to prayer. London Meriwether leaves her home after the passing of her grandmother, the woman who raised her. She falls in love with Snow Globe, Montana. The small town seems close to perfect. When she meets Ethan Knight, she discovers a way to ...

A Cupcakes-and-Crime Caper A food-truck-festival gone awry, potentially murderous snails, and a health inspector with a grudge against food trucks… When eccentric artist Kylie Mince and her husband Pierre find themselves accused of murder, they call on Tiffany Black and Rosie to help them out of this predicament. But with so many unusual suspects, could this case be too much for the investigators? Worse still, could they have underestimated how dangerous this killer is? Praise for A.R. Winters: "The perfect balance of being lighthearted, but still a serious page-turning mystery." - Jaycie...

A Cupcakes-and-Crime Caper When Paul Alwes, a "life coach" is murdered, Tiffany and Rosie are asked to investigate. But who would want to kill a popular life coach? Unfortunately, as they look into Paul's life, the harsh truth is revealed: Paul was a fake. Suddenly, it seems as though many in his life would've wanted him dead - including Tiffany's clients - and Tiffany and Rosie must race time to uncover the killer before they strike again...

Her good heart has a really bad plan--destined to fail spectacularly.Nanny and grad student Eliza has a harebrained, movie plot-based scheme to teach her terrible boss a lesson: find a wretched hobo, give him a Hollywood makeover, and trick the selfish woman into falling for him and becoming a better person. What could go wrong? Hint: everything. Henry, the hunky lost traveler with the dashing Australian accent that weakens Eliza’s knees, is game. More than game. For Eliza, he gladly gets a glow-up, debuts at a film premier, and plays the role of the fake rich dude on a posh, exclusive ...

He’s the groom’s grumpy brother. She’s the wedding planner with a flair for chaos. And they’re about to plan the wedding of the year—together. Siobhán O’Hare has handled hundreds of weddings, but nothing like this one. James Fitzpatrick, a no-nonsense Dublin lawyer, shows up to oversee his sister’s big day—and immediately butts heads with Siobhán on every decision. He’s all rules. She’s all heart. But when a storm damages the venue and secrets threaten the celebration, these enemies are forced into unexpected teamwork—and something more. Between bickering banter, ...

Wren Sterling has a problem. Her charming, arrogant ex is getting married, and the thought of him seeing her dateless at the wedding is giving her hives. Enter Operation Pretend Boyfriend: a desperate plan to hire an actor to play the role of her doting, successful new beau. Ronan Hayes is perfect for the part. Handsome, charming, and with a knack for making grandmothers swoon, he’s ready to give Wren’s ex a serious case of regret. But as Wren and Ronan navigate disastrous dance lessons, competitive croquet matches, and a runaway swan with a vendetta against designer suits, their ...

Fantastic possibilities and terrible consequences. When her job interview goes down in flames, archaeologist Dr. Arienne Cerasola makes a desperate decision to get her life back on track. Returning to the thing that wrecked her life in the first place isn’t rational, but magic is the only option she has. To find a legendary healing tree and save her friends, Ari must outsmart magic practitioners way more talented and prepared than she is. Can she beat the competition to the prize, or is another magical disaster inevitable? Elementary Magic is the first book in R. Leonia Shea’s urban ...

Ivory has the perfect man… …from his microchip processor to his flesh-like exterior. Ivory hated that she loved her Christmas gift this year. Her sister gave her the perfect humanoid companion, but there’s a huge problem: he’ll never be able to say he loves her, no matter how much she loves him. Was her dream man a present or a curse? But when Ethan (Ivory’s Dream Droid) looks at her with those sweet blue eyes and secretly earns enough money to enter her in the city-wide bake-off offering a prize she drools over, she realizes she doesn’t care. He’s hers, and that’s the best ...

A Cupcakes-and-Crime CaperIs Rosie’s brother Max in trouble again? When Tiffany and Rosie are asked to investigate the death of one of Max’s co-workers the duo must be extra careful, just in case the people trying to get to Max are behind this suspicious death. But when Max is linked to the murder itself, Tiff and Rosie, along with Stone, Nanna and Jan, must tread extremely carefully… Praise for A.R. Winters: "The perfect balance of being lighthearted, but still a serious page-turning mystery." - Jaycie D, Amazon.com "A fun cozy mystery with engaging and entertaining characters" - lq,...

Kaiden Wild’s life is simple—work, farm, avoid drama—until Rebekah Lark strolls into town. She’s here for an internship at the vet clinic and, apparently, to give Kaiden the stink eye. Why? Because her cousin Robin is convinced Kaiden broke her heart (spoiler: he didn’t). Of course, Robin introduces Kaiden as her boyfriend—news to him—and then goes full stalker mode, ensuring that Rebekah thinks he’s public enemy #1. Kaiden’s just trying to keep his head down, but everywhere he turns, there’s Rebekah, glaring like she’s about to pull out a pitchfork. As if that ...

A broken-down fugitive with nothing to lose, an arms dealer hiding a deadly secret and an elderly robot set to inherit a vast fortune... it's a typical cargo job for freighter pilot Hal Spacejock and his offsider, Clunk. Baker's Dough features intense rivalry, sublime double-crosses and more greed than a free buffet.

Missing lithium bottles, a tall and dreamy science teacher, a possibly promiscuous Phineas. Just another day in my new small town life. My return to Perry, Kansas hasn’t been met with a missing woman like last time, but rather a found one. She doesn’t know who or where she is, but I go straight from that mystery to a request to look into a husband’s possible indiscretion. At least I get to discuss these cases with Dean, but he is a bit preoccupied with lithium bottles missing from his chemistry lab. I moved back home to help out at my family’s archery shop. The fact that my Uncle is...

Everyone wants to find Eden’s Paradise, except me. Aiden Hunter's a southern hottie that's rescued me so many times that it's starting to get embarrassing. To be honest, I'd be more grateful if I didn't suspect him of putting me in danger in the first place—a danger that keeps growing the closer I get to him. When my twin brother, Brecker, told me about a new lead in the Uintas to find the treasure that's been haunting our family for generations, the only thing forcing me to tag along is bad luck--PURE bad luck! That family curse we like to joke about is starting to feel horribly real. ...

Royalty...it was more than just a word to her. It was her life. But not for long. Marlie loved her family dearly, even when she didn’t like them very much, but their life wasn’t the life she wanted for herself. Maggie had always fulfilled her responsibilities, exactly as she was expected to...she knew no other way. Until now...until after reading a letter from her father suggesting she visit her niece, to learn how to do as she pleased every once in a while, including eating pizza at her slightest whim. The last thing Maggie expected when she showed up at her niece’s front door, was ...

When an antique store owner dies under mysterious circumstances, Tiffany and Rosie are asked to investigate. It's a strange situation with even stranger potential motives; Tiffany and Rosie must act quickly before the killer strikes again... Meanwhile, the Lindseys are relentless in their harassment of Tiffany, but could they have gone too far this time? Will the terrible family members get the better of Tiffany – or is this just the beginning of the end for them?

A Cupcakes-and-Crime Caper A killer hides behind desert blooms… When renowned botanist, Dr Seraphina Quill, is killed during a desert tour, Tiffany and Rosie are asked to look into the truth behind her “anaphylactic” death. Wally, the tour guide, doesn’t believe her death was an accident, and neither do her ex-husband or former colleagues. When another member of the tour group is attacked, Tiffany and Rosie must move quickly before the killer covers their tracks… Meanwhile, Tiffany and Rosie hope their uneasy alliance with Elle Lindsey will lead to a permanent solution… but can ...

Sherrie Giddens introduces you to her most laugh-out-loud moments as she and her family travel the US. Readers will feel as if they are walking alongside her, as she describes life as a card-carrying member of the klutz club. Her honest look at being a wife and mother, while creating family oriented memories, is a hilarious mixture of unforeseen circumstances and misunderstandings, which seem to be her constant companion as she stumbles her way from one location to the next. Join her, as she runs for her life, is mistaken for a corpse, and feeds a few alligators. Add a little laughter to ...

Does the idea of sitting still for hours while a speaker drones on and on make you cringe? Do you find yourself daydreaming when you should be listening? Have you ever wished that the speaker would make his/her speech more interesting? Well, if you answered yes to any of the above, I understand. But, you’ll never feel that way if you listen to Joel Osteen. He is a renowned inspirational pastor and speaker. I Like to Start with Something Funny is a compilation of many of Pastor Osteen’s witty remarks and “laugh-out-loud” funny jokes that put his captive audiences at ease and inspire ...

Welcome to The Sea Star Inn, where the coffee is hot, the gossip is hotter, and murder is on the menu. Lena Merritt thought running her quaint coastal inn would be a peaceful escape from her hectic past. But when the body of a notorious developer is found on the beach, peace is the last thing she finds. Malcolm Sharp had plenty of enemies—angry locals, and shady business partners. As the investigation heats up, Lena realizes some of her guests are hiding more than travel itineraries. From a secretive woman with ties to the victim to a cryptic ledger that could unravel the whole town, the ...

Melissa Aspen dreams of owning a charming Bed and Breakfast, and when she steps into a breathtaking Victorian house up for auction, it feels like destiny. But her excitement is dashed when Harry Whittaker, a handsome yet infuriating businessman, enters the picture with his own plans for the property. When both submit identical bids, the owner proposes an unheard of solution: a Christmas Day Cook-Off in her home to decide the winner. Forced to work together through a whirlwind of festive projects, including preparing their Christmas Day dinners, Melissa and Harry clash, collaborate, and ...