Funny Humor Kids

Dookie the Dung Beetle just wanted a simple meal at McDumps, but fate had other plans! When he and his friend Pierre, a timid praying mantis, get captured by the local bully and thrown into a bizarre bug circus, things quickly go from bad to worse. Now, instead of enjoying his favorite fast poop, Dookie finds himself showing off his poop-tasting skills to a crowd of amazed kids. But there’s more at stake than just Dookie’s pride—Pierre is in serious danger of losing his head to a hungry female mantis! With big cousin Brownie and their pal Turdy hatching a daring rescue plan, the ...

The You Laugh You Lose Challenge; 11-Year-Old Edition is a book designed for both single players and to be shared and listened to by everyone in your household. Why not let everyone play? Gather your family around the fire, call them into the kitchen, meet on the patio, and let the good times roll! Hundred percent kid-appropriate material!

Sunday quit, just like that. She said she was tired of being a day. And so the other days of the week had no choice but to advertise: "WANTED: A NEW DAY. Must be relaxing, tranquil, and replenishing. Serious inquires only." Soon lots of hopefuls arrived with their suggestions, such as Funday, Bunday, Acrobaturday, SuperheroDay, and even MonstersWhoResembleJellyfishDay! Things quickly got out of hand...until one more candidate showed up: a little girl with a thank-you gift for Sunday.

Furious Popcorn and his best friends, the Only Onlys, are about to blow the cover of the dangerous and dastardly F.A.R.T. (Families Against Rotten Teens) by exposing their bizarre Parenting Manual. But then Furious Popcorn discovers that one of the Onlys—Apricot—is under F.A.R.T.’s control and he worries they’ve used their diabolical Brain Modem on her! Can Furious Popcorn save Apricot from becoming a zombie? And can he stop F.A.R.T. from unleashing the Brain Modem on the rest of the planet?

Kids have fun trying to understand these illustrated funny sayings. There are many that they may not have heard. On the other hand, they may hear these funny sayings without understanding their meanings. This book may be used as a self-quiz.

It is opening night of Miss Patel's Nativity play. The children have been rehearsing all December, and the audience are taking their seats for this year's hilarious school performance. Mary is getting her costume on, the Star is putting on his face paint, and everyone is very excited. Wait. Who brought that live donkey into the school? Why are both ends of the cow arguing? The Star is picking his nose! Nothing else could possibly go wrong...could it?

A sport loving boy and his pet dragon........ Nine-year-old Niles has two awesome secrets. One—he's crazy about sports and loves trying every single one. Two—his best friend is a real live dragon named Bradford who can breathe fire and eat a peanut butter (no jelly) sandwich in one bite! When Niles moves to a new town, he knows sports will help him make friends—and Bradford will always have his back. But when a flashy, show-off soccer star struts onto the field and steals Bradford’s attention with her fancy footwork and over-the-top tricks, Niles suddenly feels left out—and things...

Are you ready for the funniest collection of jokes for kids? In this audiobook, you’ll hear more than 400 hilarious question and answer and knock, knock jokes to make you and your friends laugh out loud. Perfect to listen to on journeys, holidays, at mealtimes, in the playground, or anywhere else you want to have fun. Great for early listeners.

Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This book is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home with friends and family! Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults.

Kids are sure to love these hilarious holiday jokes from the world-renowned jokester and comedian, Johnny B. Laughing! This super silly and funny audiobook is great for children to listen aloud with friends and family. Makes a perfect travel companion and keeps children entertained!

Johnny B. Laughing is back with another hilarious joke book filled with silly and corny holiday Thanksgiving jokes for kids! Children will be rolling on the floor laughing at these fun-filled jokes and riddles about Thanksgiving. This audiobook is perfect for long trips, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home with friends and family. Warning: This audiobook may cause hysterical laughing!

Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young listeners will have a blast sharing this revised collection of Christmas jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke audiobook will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. In this audiobook, you will find silly and corny riddles and jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, and everything Christmas comedy!

Two best friends have big plans for their sleepover. They aren't going to go to bed at all - they'll stay up playing all night long. But then it happens: The Yawns show up! And as much as they try to outrun and hide from them, it's no use: The Yawns catch them. Maybe they could keep going anyway, but then a Doze arrives...followed by the dreaded Snores. Will our heroes escape the Sleepies?

Are you looking for a fun and entertaining audiobook to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning learners and younger children. It is jam-packed with lots of silly and cheesy knock-knock jokes. This audiobook is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, riding in the car, and listening aloud at home or school.

Evelyn Witch has everything a witch needs. Messy hair, bubbling potions, and perfectly carved pumpkins. But there’s something missing… A pet! Perhaps she’ll get a bat or a griffin, or—Oh. She can only afford the mystery pet: a plain white egg. She watches and waits for it to hatch. Sniveling snails, something has to be done! Evelyn rolls up her sleeves and heads to the library, where they keep all the best spells. It’s time to get serious.

They are specifically designed for six-year-old kids. Of course, others are welcome to join, too. This is the must-have joke book for every household, peer group, family picnic, potluck, or long car ride!

Funny Jokes for Kids is packed with over 200 hilarious one-liners, riddles, and knock-knock jokes for kids! Great for ages 5-12. Family-friendly content that will have everyone laughing!

Are you ready to spend some great time together as a whole family with a super-funny book of brain teasers and jokes? What if a few challenging riddles could boost your children’s brain power? Riddles are a great way to stimulate anyone, kids included! Here is a taste: "A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains, what is it?" Enjoy some quality time as a family with this audiobook and encourage your children to use their thinking abilities.

Frank and Sunny’s humans are bringing home their nibling for a visit. But what exactly is a “nibling”? Frank says it’s a small bite of something, and Sunny thinks that sounds delicious. But then there is a knock on their door, and this nibling is a far cry from what they expected! Nelly has strong ideas about how to play and what constitutes fun, including a nauseating basket ride around the house and a mandatory play wedding—with costumes!—between Frank and Captain Keith, the parrot.

Are you looking for a fun audiobook to keep the kids entertained and happy? Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This audiobook is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms and listening to at home. Warning: This funny joke audiobook will cause you to laugh hysterically!