Funny Self

After observing his cat, Ziggy, for years, Stephane Garnier became convinced that cats have life down to an art form, so he set out to share Ziggy's je ne sais quoi with the world. Highlighting 40 trademark cat qualities that are (almost) entirely applicable to human daily living, Garnier provides insights that are delightfully useful as well as tips for living a day in the life of a cat - and a Q&A to test your cat quotient to see how much work you have to do learn the subtle art of living like a feline.

The Best Life Stories by Reader's Digest are 150 of the best hand-picked real-life tales of resilience, joy, and hope - all in 150 words or less! Life has been all about learning lessons.

Greetings, humans! Or, as I like to call you, "those bipedal beings who leave strangely intriguing trails of discarded wrappers and half-eaten sandwiches in my carefully cultivated berry patches." I am Bigfoot, or at least, that's what you call me. I prefer "Bartholomew," but let’s be honest, "Bigfoot" is catchy. And honestly, trying to correct everyone constantly is exhausting. It's like arguing with a flock of particularly vocal geese – frustrating and ultimately unproductive. Thus, the chosen name remains. This isn't just another self-help book filled with platitudes about finding ...

You are a ray of f*cking sunshine. Of course, even an awesome ray like yourself has to deal with shade from a**holes and bullsh*t. That’s why this book exists: to brighten the f*ck out of your day with sparkly humor and badass positivity.

Author Kristin Giese proves she can deliver a laugh as effortlessly as she can a lesson in Another Hysterical Female. This book features a collection of mostly funny stories from Kristin’s life to fix us, the author included. Her approach is somewhat of a modern-day Mary Poppins - minus the fact that Mary never pulled a vibrator out of her carpetbag. Kristin’s brand of humor is the exact spoonful of sugar we need to help our heartache go down. Another Hysterical Female comes across like an exploration in what it is to be a woman today.

Unlock your potential with a laugh! "The Circle of Awareness" blends dark humor and self-help. Perfect for skeptics and seekers alike. Get your copy on Amazon now!

This is a collection of my thoughts over the years, well the ones I felt note worthy anyhow. Most are Facebook posts, others private or not so private thought moments. I find most to be humorous and witty. My wife just finds them mildly funny if at all tolerable. She reminds me often that I am not as funny as I think I am. Either way, I hope you enjoy this short collection of moments and stories. In conversation someone asked me if I was opened minded, I replied “Yes, but not to the extent of listening to stupid ideas.” Brian E. Niskala

In her first book, actress and star of movies such as Dazed and Confused, Party Girl, You've Got Mail, The House of Yes and so many more, Posey opens up about the art of acting, life on the set, and the realities of its accompanying fame. A funny and colourful southern childhood prepared Posey for a life of creating and entertaining, which not only extends to acting but to the crafts of pottery, sewing, collage, yoga and cooking, all of which listeners will find in this whimsical, hilarious, always entertaining book.

Have you ever experienced negative feelings? Been down on yourself and found yourself saying truly horrible things to yourself? Ever been told that you just need to be "more positive"; "just change your thinking"; and "choose to be happy"? Are you tired of being so serious? Do you miss being able to laugh at yourself and with others? Come along with me as I take you on a journey and teach you how to embrace your inner dialogue using tried-and-tested self-care methods to help quiet negative self-talk.

A shocking story of news and fake news. A tale of heroism and struggle with a literary stalker. A success story - one small man's push to come off of the bottom. Oscar Sparrow is a sewage trucker and poet. This is his true story, recorded in his own voice. Pursued by a literary stalker, crippled by lack of dietary fibre, sometimes naked and soaked in foul waste, he never loses sight of his vision.

Hey Christian, do you hunger for power and glory? Do you want to be super dignified and stand out from the rest? Do you feel the need to be more blessed and favoured than other people? Do you want to be served by those lesser than you? Is telling people how to live, but not following your own advice something you enjoy? If you've answered yes to any of these questions, it sounds like you might be after one of those fabulous Biblical crowns mentioned in 1 Peter 5:4. If so, I'm thrilled to let you know that you've come to the right place. In this book, I'll provide you with the 10 vital steps...

Play is an essential, necessary, and natural human activity, and it's for adults and companies, too. Funny Business will show you how adults and companies can recapture and use this powerful tool to foster innovation, increase their competitive advantage, and create a vibrant and satisfying workplace. It delves into the concepts of play and what makes it so powerful in children's development' and dispels the myths and beliefs that have made play a dirty word.

If you can discipline yourself to make people laugh because of the types of content you create, then you can get rich and famous. Getting rich should be fun! This audiobook teaches you how a majority of the most successful content creators in the world got rich by making their work fun and enjoyable so that they would spend more time doing their content-creation work.

Are you ready to navigate the chaos of college life while discovering the depths of friendship and love? In "Love in the Time of Midterms", debut author Mia Harper invites you to join Lily Carter, a bright-eyed small-town girl trying to find her footing at a bustling university. Juggling academic pressures and a newfound desire for independence, Lily’s journey is both relatable and heartwarming. When the laughter of friendship meets the trials of love: As Lily embarks on her first semester, she encounters the charming yet enigmatic Finn Anderson. Their paths cross in the most unexpected ...

Edie Eckhart is Excited with a capital E to start secondary school with her best friend Oscar - the fish to her chips, the bananas to her custard. But when she and Oscar are put into different tutor groups on their first day, Edie is devastated. Who will play secret hangman with her in class? Who will she eat sausage rolls with? But while she's plotting her reunion with Oscar, she accidentally gets cast as the lead in the school play.

With a dash of humor, a sprinkle of wisdom, and a heaping scoop of hilarity, this book will have you laughing, thinking, and sharing these quotes with everyone you know. Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, a sudden desire to become the resident comedian, and an inexplicable urge to spread joy.

These delightful stories capture the very essence of India. These stories are set in both the rustic setting of laid-back villages, where time has almost stopped to the modern settings of cities, where everyone is in a hurry to reach somewhere, yesterday. Simple stories, simple ideas, simple thoughts reminds one of the simple life that once existed and is now more and more getting lost as we are drawn inexorably into the speedy web of things.

After scoring big on national TV in the semifinals contest, everyone back home is jumping on the Jamie Grimm bandwagon, and all the attention might be going to his head. Not only are his friendships starting to suffer, but the pressure of coming up with his best material ever for the ultimate standup act to snag the final win in Hollywood is pushing Jamie to the brink.

Seeking an overflow of luck and abundance in your life? Want to sleep soundly while subconsciously attracting all the positivity and good fortune you deserve? Delve into the transformative world of sleep hypnosis with this expertly designed audio program.

Are you a Gnome? Do you want to be one? Do you know what one is? Do you have magical, technical, or any other talent whatsoever? (1) Do you pine after a non-holographic Omnicron, make design sketches of transmorphic actionable multidimensional exo-robotic systems, create novel subroutines for synthetic intelligences, tinker with Dwarf-proof beard mowers, imagine a grand unified theory of life, the universe, and facial hair, or take apart and modify negentropy cannons for fun and amusement? Do you like root vegetables? If you answered yes to one of these questions (2), then you may have what...