Jokes For Children

Giggles, Incorporated! Volume I is a collection of the greatest jokes ever told. Be the biggest jokester of the playground, the greatest comedian of the classroom, the funniest kid at recess.

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Liebe Kinder, liebe Eltern, herzlich willkommen! In diesem Buch haben wir die schönsten Kinderwitze zusammengestellt und durch unsere Kinder auf Witzigkeit prüfen lassen. Hunderte von Witzen hintereinander weg zu erzählen wäre vielleicht etwas eintönig. Deshalb haben wir das Hörbuch durch handgemachte Musik aufgelockert. So hat jeder die Möglichkeit, kurz zu verschnaufen und seine Bauchmuskeln zu entspannen.

Get ready and buckle up as we set off on a side-splitting adventure of over 200 knock-knock jokes for both kids and adults alike. Kids, are you tired of having to listen to your parents’ questionable music choices on long journeys? Fear no more! These jokes will transform any boring trip into a hilarious voyage of snorts and chuckles!

Are you running out of silly dad jokes for your kid’s sleepover parties? Are your bad dad jokes supplies running low? Do you need a dad joke book full of terribly good and tremendously bad dad jokes? Introducing the dreadfully good joke book for dads and their kids! Now, you can start embarrassing your children and your wife with a fresh batch of hilarious dad jokes that will make everyone groan and roll their eyes.

This is a retelling of The Emperor's New Clothes for you to find the meaning. The Emperor loves to tell jokes. They are very corny jokes. What you might call “dad jokes.” His subjects politely laugh at his puns. More than telling witticisms, the Emperor loves to have new clothes. He cares more about his clothes than his subjects or the kingdom. Both are doing poorly. But, his royal highness is bored with the clothes he has purchased. The Emperor does not like any of the new clothes that he is shown.

This rip-roaring collection of 101 of the most far-out jokes you have ever heard is so funny you might just float away! We’re going to take the laughs into the stratosphere in this amazing book containing over 100 jokes that’ll have your whole family laughing. The book is organised into categories such as astronauts, aliens, planets and more, so you’ll have a space-themed joke for every occasion. Are you ready? Lift off in 5...4...3...2...1...

This side-splitting collection of 101 of the funniest knock-knock jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! All of the jokes have been organised into categories so that budding comedians can make their friends laugh at any occasion. Knock Knock. Who's there? Kent Harris. Kent Harris who? No, that's actually the narrator's name! Never mind, on with the jokes....

Frank, class clown, can't laugh any more. Has the wind really put a No Laughing Curse on him?

If you like cowboy and cowgirl jokes, then have fun listening to this book. You don’t have to understand every joke. Just laugh and pretend that you get the joke. You will figure it out later. What do cowgirls and cowboys put on their salads? Listen to find the answer.

Jack Goldstein, Jimmy Russell and Kent Harris blast you with their humour cannon with 101 amazing jokes about animals. With subjects such as cats and dogs, horses, farm animals and even dinosaurs, once you've heard all of these you'll have a joke for every occasion. Just make sure you hold onto your head - you don't want to laugh so hard that it falls off!

Mads og Jakob er i sygehusets kælder. De har stjålet nøglerne til den blå dør. Bag døren ligger de døde. Mads og Jakob er nysgerrige. Men de glemmer, at døden ikke er en joke. Hvem ringer fra det ukendte nummer? Og hvor kommer den mærkelige slubren fra? Caroline Ørsum (f. 1985) er forfatter og underviser. Hun debuterede i 2009 med ungdomsromanen ‘Hovedet i skyerne’.

In her second hilarious adventure, animal mindreader Opie Jones is off to Scotland to join her dad on the set of his Scottish medical TV show, Highland Docs, accompanied by friends Jackson and Cillian, as well as Margot, the cat with attitude, and Opie’s super-keen new sidekick, Slug (an actual slug). But before they get the chance to try out their acting skills, dastardly villain Varling and his band of brainwashers are back with an evil new plan! Can Opie and the gang (plus a showbiz pig) save the day?

Endless family entertainment with challenging riddles, trick questions, and brain teasers for extremely smart children and a handful of adults. Plus a selection of knowledge-widening fun facts! We’ve all been spending far too much time indoors, looking at our devices. When we do that, our brains start to get a little bit lazy.

Your favorite grandpa proudly presents...Silly Jokes for Kids: Volume 1. A ton of jokes help keep the listener engaged throughout. Your child will be sharing jokes with their friends in no time and will be making loads more also. Guaranteed to give the parents also a load of chuckles, as these jokes are extremely funny (rather silly in fact). Good luck trying not to laugh!

Your favorite grandpa proudly presents: Alien Jokes for Kids. Q: What do you call an alien with muscles? A: A flex-tra terrestrial! A bunch of out of this world jokes! Guaranteed to give the parents a load of chuckles also as these jokes are extremely funny (rather silly in fact). Good luck trying not to laugh!

Kinder lieben dieses Hörbuch! Die besten Witze, Wortspiele und Scherzfragen für Kinder ab 8 Jahren! Lachen ist gesund. Dieser Ausspruch ist zurecht allseits bekannt. Gerade im Kindesalter ist Lachen besonders wichtig. Und genau hier kommt dieses Hörbuch ins Spiel. Es bietet Ihnen die perfekte Möglichkeit Ihr Kind in schallendes Gelächter zu versetzen und ihm wertvolle unvergessliche Glücksmomente zu schenken. Die verschiedenen Themenbereiche des Hörbuches sind perfekt abgestimmt auf das Grundschulalter und besonders kindgerecht aufgearbeitet.

The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy, and a massive assortment of dinosaur and prehistoric jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to listen to and full of laughs!

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook, full of clean Thanksgiving jokes for children.

This is a cat and dog joke audiobook dedicated to cats and dogs, of course.