
464 Funny Quotes About Life
Quotes That Will Make You Laugh, Smile and Live a Happier Life
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Quote Mountain
About this listen
Quotes are a powerful way of educating ourselves about life, and life's lessons - some better, some worse.
I truly believe that through listening to quotes and reading quotes, we can tap into the minds of great thinkers, as well as the average Joe.
Good quotes bring us down to earth and provide another perspective for us to analyse and connect with.
Quotes have the power to inspire, motivate, and of course, have the power to put a gentle smile on one's face.
Good quotes make us giggle, smile, and uplift our energy. They are relatable, and there seems to be a profound level of understanding that comes with listening to them.
It’s actually been shown in studies that people who listen to quotes often form a more critical mind, a multifaceted mind that can view different perspectives, and a problem-solving mind.
So, what's the best way to consume this audiobook? I would say a quote a day, but I have the feeling that won’t suffice, so I would say indulge till you can't get enough.
No, but seriously, I would say a couple quotes a day, and write down or bookmark the quotes that really hit the sweet spot for you. That way, you can come back to it, and who knows? It might create a new form of wisdom and understanding about something in your personal life, or simply return to listen to the quote for yet another good laugh and giggle.
So, if you're ready to put a smile on your face, scroll up and click "buy now".
©2020 Anthony Nwaneri (P)2021 Anthony NwaneriListeners also enjoyed...
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