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Michael Kingswood
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A record of a Zombie’s rant about the trials and tribulations of his life as a dis-respected member of the undead.
A Chat Before Dinner is a 2,600 word darkly-humorous short story.
©2011 Michael Kingswood (P)2019 Michael KingswoodListeners also enjoyed...
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