
Advice About Family
Claudia Cristina Cortez Uncomplicates Your Life
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Family can be such a pain. Parents don’t understand. Siblings are annoying. Aunts and uncles are boring. Claudia’s family, though, gets along great. They make an effort to stay connected and find ways to all have fun together. Claudia shares some secrets on getting along with your family members and making family time fun.
©2014 Brann Garvey, Diana G. Gallagher (P)2013 Capstone Publishers, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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