
And God Said, Billy!
A Novel
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Frank Schaeffer
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Frank Schaeffer
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And God Said 'Billy!' is a darkly comic coming-of-age story written by the master story teller that House of Sand and Fog author Andre Dubus III hailed as the funniest American writer since Mark Twain. The story is set in the 1980s and is about Billy, a young fundamentalist Christian who feels called to go to Hollywood to make "God's movie." But everything goes off the rails when he accepts a job to direct a soft-porn slasher/exploitation film in apartheid-era South Africa. He makes this "It's a deal not a movie" picture even though he has to bust the US entertainment industry's anti-apartheid sanctions in hopes his "worldly movie" will be "used by God" as a "stepping stone" to making his own divinely sanctioned "End Times" picture. Billy loses his fundamentalist faith, his film career, his family and more.
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- KDK
- 06-17-15
Loved it!
Funny, insightful, and passionate. Once again, Frank tells a great story that makes the reader think.
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- Woodstock
- 08-20-14
Like your favorite Family Thanksgiving Dinner !
Where does And God Said, Billy! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
One of the most entertaining for sure! I don't listen to a lot of fiction though.
What other book might you compare And God Said, Billy! to and why?
Kind of like a short Shanaram effort. A Surprising and intimate journey with a soul or should I say,with a Heart!
Have you listened to any of Frank Schaeffer’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I've listened to: Crazy For God, Zermatt, and tons of youtube
I have loved everything by Frank Schaffer that I've listened to!
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I laughed out loud many times
Any additional comments?
Back to Thanksgiving, There was a few award moments, broken glasses , and I didn't get laid but all in all a feast !
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- Athena
- 10-21-16
Allegory of a fundamentalist
Would you listen to And God Said, Billy! again? Why?
Probably not, because its value wasn't that it was a thrilling, spell-binding or complex story but rather in the meaning one can derive from the allegory of "Billy Graham" for understanding current fundamentalist rationalizations of living contrary to the teachings of the one's chosen deity in the name of spreading His [sic] gospel!
What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?
Revealing the full name of "Billy" about 2/3 of the way through the book. It sharpens the irony. The spiritual journey of Billy once he has fled SA one senses is perhaps more autobiographical than contributing to the allegory. It ends somewhat weakly.
What does Frank Schaeffer bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
No reader can interpret the words like the author.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes
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- Tricia
- 04-20-15
Stop the carousel and let me off
What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?
It was no where near 4 or 5 stars. The first 15 minutes were funny. I get the point about fundamentalist Christianity but it was the same thing over and over and over.
Would you ever listen to anything by Frank Schaeffer again?
Yes, Frank Schaeffer's non-fiction is much better than this work of fiction. His true story is much more interesting.
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