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Midlife Cabernet

By: Elaine Ambrose
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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"Laugh-out-loud funny!" - Publishers Weekly "An argument for joy.' - Foreword Reviews 2014 Silver Medal Winner for Humor - Independent Publisher Book Awards program First Place Winner for Humor - North American Book Awards Winner for Top Ten Idaho Authors - Idaho Book Extravaganza Welcome to Midlife Cabernet! This title is SO much better than the original working title of Elderly Wino. If you’re a feisty, robust female tumbling down the far side of fifty, grab a glass of cabernet (oh hell, grab the whole bottle), wear your rhinestone-studded reading glasses, and savor some witty words of wisdom: - Enjoy midlife love, sex, and passion (with another actual, living person) - Turn your adult children’s old room into a wine bar so they can’t move back home - Remain confident when your boobs sway like tube socks, you’re a case study for Irritable Bowel Syndrome, and your aging parents forget your name Yes, midlife is your reward for not dying young. So, drink it all in, Sisters! The best is yet to come.

This title uses virtual voice narration

Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
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