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Grace Andrews
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Nathalie Buscombe
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Lucy Vine
About this listen
The new laugh-out-loud, deliciously relatable story of female friendship from the best-selling author of Hot Mess.
Two friends. Two decades.
One big mistake....
Nat and Zoe have always shared everything.
Hopeless crushes, emergency tampons, messy sex stories, work triumphs, those days where you can't stop crying in the loos, those days where you can't stop dancing on the bar. They even share the same birthday, FFS. The struggle is real, but they'll always have each other.
Except best friends forever is a hard promise to keep....
Eye-wateringly hilarious, tender and true, this a story about growing up, falling apart and the friendships that hold us together.
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Critic reviews
"Brutally funny, painfully accurate, unfailingly warm and wise." (Lauren Bravo)
"Genius...I loved it." (Lindsey Kelk)
"Funny, sad, moving, joyous...One Day for people who make their friends the priority." (Caroline Hulse)
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- Melody Mertens
- 10-25-24
annoying characters
I know it's about bad choices, but the characters whine enough that I returned this book instead of completing it.
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