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Better Off Without 'Em

A Northern Manifesto for Southern Secession

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Better Off Without 'Em

By: Chuck Thompson
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Let’s talk about secession.

Not exactly the most suitable cocktail party conversation starter anywhere in the country. But take that notion deep into the heart of Dixie, and you might find yourself running from the possum-hunting conservatives, trailer-park lifers, and prayer warriors Chuck Thompson encountered during the two years he spent traveling the American South asking the question: Would we be better off without ’em?

The result is a heavily researched, serious inquiry into national divides which is unabashedly controversial, often uproarious, and always thought-provoking. From a church service in Mobile, Alabama, where the gospel entertainer announces, "Islam is upon us!" to a store selling Ku Klux Klan memorabilia on a quaint little street in South Carolina - Thompson lifts the green velvet drapes on a South that would seem to belong more to the time of Rhett and Scarlett than the dawn of the twenty-first century.

By crunching numbers, interviewing experts, and roaming the not-so-former Confederacy, Thompson - an openly disgruntled liberal from the Northwest - makes a compelling case for southern secession. What would the new nations look like if Virginia governor Bob McDonnell was elected as the first President of the Confederate States of America? If a southern electorate was left to fend for itself while the North did damage control on an economy decimated by cut-rate southern workers who operate as a rival nation within its own borders? If the BCS championship football game were replaced by a North vs. South Coca Cola/ Starbucks Blood Bowl? If Florida went to the South and Texas to the North in the most complex land-and-population grab in American history?

Better Off Without ’Em is a deliberately provocative book whose insight, humor, fierce and fearless politics, and sheer nerve will spark a national debate that is perhaps long overdue.

©2012 Chuck Thompson (P)2013 Audible, Inc.
Anthropology Conservatism & Liberalism Political Science Social Sciences Funny Witty Virginia
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This was so funny, and sadly accurate.

This book was so entertaining and on the money. The narrator was perfect for this book; his voice was definitely an easy listen and really gave this book some personality. I grew up in Texas, and live in Memphis so I can attest that, for a huge part of this population, the beliefs of some simply cannot be swayed with facts.

Chuck Thompson really has captured the essence of the south in a humorous and thought provokingly manner. As a southerner who appreciates science and fact, I could not be offended by what he presented, though I know quite a few that might be. I actually laughed aloud in public places while listening to his encounters. This is definitely not a wasted credit. I'm really not sure how to fix what's wrong with this place, but succession could be a plan!

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As a White Native Texan...

I found it to have lots of insight into southern cultural and politics and plenty of snarky humor. If you take offense to this book, well that's the point. It was inevitable that you would.

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I only wish it was just not a book title

Everything in my head about the South was put in writing. Absolutely loved the book. Let em go!

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Five Stars from a reluctant Southern belle

Loved every word. So much truth. So much snark. Thompson is a joy to read, even in the midst of this election where so many of his predictions in this book have come true. I'm a born and bred Floridian, the daughter of a Yankee and a Southern belle, and have struggled with Southernness for my whole life. This book was fun to listen to and dared to go where few have gone before. And major BRAVO to the voice performer. Excellent reading.

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Awesome

I love this book. It is without a doubt one of the most compelling, well-written and researched, relatable, humorous books that I have ever read (or listened to). I was hooked from the start. The author backs up his stance with myriad facts and illustrative examples, resulting in a rock-solid argument for the South as a cancer that is holding back the rest of the nation from achieving its true ideals. I could listen to this book again just for the entertainment factor. I laughed out loud more times than I can count. This book is phenomenal.

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What can I say? I loved it.

Not exactly the height of scholarship, but hilarious. And informative. It's like taking a trip to a fantasy world where things like this are actually possible. A nice follow up to the more serious book called "American Nations" whose author's name slips my mind at the moment. The reader is perfect, and almost turns the book into a stand up comedy ruitine. It's a joyride that is more than worth the price of admission.

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A must "listen to" for anyone who ever wished we would have just let the South secede 150 years ago.

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Absolutely

Way over due, that deadbeat on your couch... yep needs to go, years of "you'll miss me when I'm gone..." fall hollow in practice. The next THREAT will be matched by, "Ok...bye"

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On the money, and exceedingly fair to southerners

Despite the bluster of the introduction and the cartoonish look of the cover, this book is very insightful, and increasingly astute as it goes along. It starts, as the sample provides, with a spleen-venting screed about the the various ills of southern influence on American culture. While not exactly losing any of that fervor, the author methodically, and civilly when civility is due, lays out the problems which are evident to anyone who lives in the country, and even those who don't. He allows for rebuttal from his subjects, and gives kudos to legitimate counter-arguments. It is loud, sarcastic and opinionated, but it is ultimately fair.

If there is anything to criticize, it would be that it may oversimplify the issue, dividing it into north/south, blue/red, liberal/conservative, when it's clearly more complex. There are detours into what to do with Texas, Ohio and how to affect a workable divorce. But the root causes of the divisions, beyond the obvious culprits of religion and socio-economic factors (not the least of which being the legacy of slavery and Jim Crow), is not the focus of the book. More comprehensive histories can be found in books like *American Nations* by Colin Woodard. This work is more a fanciful investigation of how we can dig out of the mess we've allowed be created.

One of the more interesting sections was the look into the southern black church, where the author does not give any quarter, lest anyone think the book was meant to bash southern, redneck, white men only. He lays out the fact (clear to anyone who's lived there) that while whites and blacks are thoroughly segregated in their worship, their religious zeal links them together in their shared hatred of homosexuality. Ironically (or hypocritically) so, as often turns out, the author is quick to note, as well. Churches in general get the boots put to them in the book, with good reason.

There are times when it may be best to take the book in smaller chunks. Not because of the writing or the performance, but because the gobsmacking truths of the idiocy in the country need time to settle in, if only to avoid your head exploding.

Once again, don't be fooled by the cover and the seemingly frenzied presentation of the sample and introduction. It's a humorous, well-researched, and highly entertaining presentation.

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Provocative but illuminating

Even after finishing the book I'm still not completely convinced of the author's treatise. But this is a well-researched exquisitely written treatise for southern secession.

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