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- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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Two sisters scramble to save their family’s legacy in a funny, huge-hearted novel about grandiose plans and summers to remember by the author of I Thought You Said This Would Work.
Cat McCarthy has spent years extricating herself from the family business—an increasingly run-down theater camp—and all the drama contained within it. At thirty-seven, she’s putting the final touches on a new life as she renovates her dream cottage and awaits her first child. Does it worry her that the McCarthy legacy is in the hands of her disastrously irresponsible sister, Ginger? Sure. But the camp’s not Cat’s problem anymore.
Then a series of frantic text messages pulls Cat back to center stage. Ginger has handed the reins to a crackpot motivational speaker, Bob Durand, and his scheming wife, Elaine. The couple’s plan to rebrand the camp as a “rehab” for anxious adults has nearly bankrupted the McCarthys. And now the Durands have skipped town days before investors arrive for a fundraising gala that could determine the camp’s future.
As Cat and Ginger wrangle a cast of lovable misfits and underdogs to save the camp, the sisters rediscover the importance of family, belonging, and holding fast to sweet summer memories.
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Addison Torres has nothing left to lose in New York: no job, no fiancé, no parents to lean on. So when Uncle Arnie offers her a concierge gig in sunny California, she hops on a plane without looking back. Before it all came crashing down, Addison had a matchmaking career and handsome partner—then she got a little too cozy with a client. Digging her way out of the wreckage, she’s taken a strict vow of celibacy. Unfortunately, Addison’s new home is where such promises go to die.
By: Ellen Meister
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The House of Lost Secrets
- By: Anstey Harris
- Narrated by: Annabelle Dowler, Elle Newlands
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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The weatherworn cottage Clachan has always been Jo Wilding’s sanctuary, a blissful escape from her tumultuous home life. From the first summer Rachel invited her to join the Willoughby family in the wilds of Scotland, she fell in love with the sea air, sandy beach and Tristan, Rachel’s older brother… All these years later, Clachan is where their most important occasions and conversations take place, so when Rachel organises a weekend there, Jo never suspects that this weekend will change everything.
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Loved this from the start
- By Karen Covill on 10-16-24
By: Anstey Harris
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The Moonflowers
- A Novel
- By: Abigail Rose-Marie
- Narrated by: Abigail Reno
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
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Tig Costello has arrived in Darren, Kentucky, commissioned to paint a portrait honoring her grandfather Benjamin. His contributions to the rural Appalachian town and his unimpeachable war service have made him a local hero. But to Tig, he’s a relative stranger. To find out more about him, Tig wants to talk to the person who knew her grandfather best: Eloise Price, the woman who murdered him fifty years ago.
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Womanhood at its core.
- By justice on 10-13-24
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I Thought You Said This Would Work
- A Novel
- By: Ann Garvin
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Widowed Samantha Arias hasn’t spoken to Holly Dunfee in forever. It’s for the best. Samantha prefers to avoid conflict. The blisteringly honest Holly craves it. What they still have in common puts them both back on speed dial: a mutual love for Katie, their best friend of twenty-five years, now hospitalized with cancer and needing one little errand from her old college roomies. It’s simple: travel cross-country together, steal her loathsome ex-husband’s VW camper, find Katie’s diabetic Great Pyrenees at a Utah pound, and drive him back home to Wisconsin.
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Carl Haiassen would be proud!
- By Deb Mitchell on 11-06-21
By: Ann Garvin
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In Our Likeness
- A Novel
- By: Bryan VanDyke
- Narrated by: Joe Knezevich
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
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Graham Gooding is a leader at a tech start-up when his brilliant coworker—and work crush—Nessie Locke asks for help testing a new algorithm. Graham jumps at the chance to impress her, and to improve his floundering personal life. He soon discovers that the algo is more powerful than Nessie—or anyone—realizes. It was built to detect lies on the internet, but when Graham makes a small edit to Nessie’s online profile, hoping to see if the program will catch the lie, Nessie changes in real life. The algo can alter the real world. Now, so can Graham.
By: Bryan VanDyke
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Behind the Crimson Curtain
- The Crimson Curtain, Book 1
- By: E.B. Golden
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson, Shane East
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
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On the coal-choked island of Luisonn, the tyrannical Stav Regime breeds rebellion among the working class. Firin, a face-changing con artist trained by her domineering father, dances between fake lives to escape punishment for her crimes—until armed rebels topple the regime. With freedom finally within her grasp, she discovers one of the heroes is her former lover, Bregan, who introduced her to her second love: the theater.
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Fascinating, thought provoking story and engaging performances
- By Elizabeth S. Zinda on 10-14-24
By: E.B. Golden
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Divorce Towers
- A Novel
- By: Ellen Meister
- Narrated by: Sarah Mollo-Christensen
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Addison Torres has nothing left to lose in New York: no job, no fiancé, no parents to lean on. So when Uncle Arnie offers her a concierge gig in sunny California, she hops on a plane without looking back. Before it all came crashing down, Addison had a matchmaking career and handsome partner—then she got a little too cozy with a client. Digging her way out of the wreckage, she’s taken a strict vow of celibacy. Unfortunately, Addison’s new home is where such promises go to die.
By: Ellen Meister
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The House of Lost Secrets
- By: Anstey Harris
- Narrated by: Annabelle Dowler, Elle Newlands
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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The weatherworn cottage Clachan has always been Jo Wilding’s sanctuary, a blissful escape from her tumultuous home life. From the first summer Rachel invited her to join the Willoughby family in the wilds of Scotland, she fell in love with the sea air, sandy beach and Tristan, Rachel’s older brother… All these years later, Clachan is where their most important occasions and conversations take place, so when Rachel organises a weekend there, Jo never suspects that this weekend will change everything.
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Loved this from the start
- By Karen Covill on 10-16-24
By: Anstey Harris
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The Moonflowers
- A Novel
- By: Abigail Rose-Marie
- Narrated by: Abigail Reno
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
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Tig Costello has arrived in Darren, Kentucky, commissioned to paint a portrait honoring her grandfather Benjamin. His contributions to the rural Appalachian town and his unimpeachable war service have made him a local hero. But to Tig, he’s a relative stranger. To find out more about him, Tig wants to talk to the person who knew her grandfather best: Eloise Price, the woman who murdered him fifty years ago.
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Womanhood at its core.
- By justice on 10-13-24
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I Thought You Said This Would Work
- A Novel
- By: Ann Garvin
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Widowed Samantha Arias hasn’t spoken to Holly Dunfee in forever. It’s for the best. Samantha prefers to avoid conflict. The blisteringly honest Holly craves it. What they still have in common puts them both back on speed dial: a mutual love for Katie, their best friend of twenty-five years, now hospitalized with cancer and needing one little errand from her old college roomies. It’s simple: travel cross-country together, steal her loathsome ex-husband’s VW camper, find Katie’s diabetic Great Pyrenees at a Utah pound, and drive him back home to Wisconsin.
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Carl Haiassen would be proud!
- By Deb Mitchell on 11-06-21
By: Ann Garvin
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In Our Likeness
- A Novel
- By: Bryan VanDyke
- Narrated by: Joe Knezevich
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Graham Gooding is a leader at a tech start-up when his brilliant coworker—and work crush—Nessie Locke asks for help testing a new algorithm. Graham jumps at the chance to impress her, and to improve his floundering personal life. He soon discovers that the algo is more powerful than Nessie—or anyone—realizes. It was built to detect lies on the internet, but when Graham makes a small edit to Nessie’s online profile, hoping to see if the program will catch the lie, Nessie changes in real life. The algo can alter the real world. Now, so can Graham.
By: Bryan VanDyke
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Behind the Crimson Curtain
- The Crimson Curtain, Book 1
- By: E.B. Golden
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson, Shane East
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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On the coal-choked island of Luisonn, the tyrannical Stav Regime breeds rebellion among the working class. Firin, a face-changing con artist trained by her domineering father, dances between fake lives to escape punishment for her crimes—until armed rebels topple the regime. With freedom finally within her grasp, she discovers one of the heroes is her former lover, Bregan, who introduced her to her second love: the theater.
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Fascinating, thought provoking story and engaging performances
- By Elizabeth S. Zinda on 10-14-24
By: E.B. Golden
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Fatal Intrusion
- A Novel (Sanchez & Heron, Book 1)
- By: Jeffery Deaver, Isabella Maldonado
- Narrated by: Aida Reluzco, Andre Santana
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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Carmen Sanchez is a tough Homeland Security agent who plays by the rules. But when her sister is attacked, revealing a connection to a series of murders across Southern California, she realizes a conventional investigation will not be enough to stop the ruthless perpetrator. With nowhere else to turn, Sanchez enlists the aid of Professor Jake Heron, a brilliant and quirky private security expert who, unlike Sanchez, believes rules are merely suggestions. The two have a troubled past, but he owes her a favor and she’s cashing in.
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Disliked this story, a big disappointment
- By David E. Crumrine on 09-05-24
By: Jeffery Deaver, and others
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Natural Selection
- A Short Story
- By: Elin Hilderbrand
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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After a string of bad dates and no prospects, Sophia Othonos has finally hit the jackpot: an actual nice guy. When he suggests a romantic getaway, she’s sure they’re about to take the next step toward their future. A rustic cruise to the Galápagos Islands isn’t exactly her idea of a vacation, but Sophia is ready for anything…until her boyfriend has to cancel. Now she’s all alone on a trip that was meant for two. Sophia finds herself at a crossroads about who she is, what she wants, and whether her relationship is really everything she thought.
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Great Story!!
- By escoocoo on 09-14-24
By: Elin Hilderbrand
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There's No Coming Back from This
- A Novel
- By: Ann Garvin
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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It seems lately that Poppy Lively is invisible to everyone but the IRS. After her accountant absconded with her life savings, newly bankrupt Poppy is on the verge of losing her home when an old flame, now a hotshot producer, gives her a surprising way out: a job in costumes on a Hollywood film set. It’s a bold move to pack her bags, keep secrets from her daughter, and head to Los Angeles, but Poppy's a capable person—how hard can a job in wardrobe be?
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Inaccurate & poorly researched
- By Amazon Customer on 08-12-23
By: Ann Garvin
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I Like You Just Fine When You're Not Around
- By: Ann Garvin
- Narrated by: Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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Everything is falling apart in psychologist Tig Monahan's life. Her mother's dementia is wearing her out, her boyfriend takes off for Hawaii without her, and her sister inexplicably disappears, leaving her newborn behind. When a therapy session goes horribly wrong, Tig finds herself unemployed and part of the sandwich generation trying to take care of everyone and failing miserably. Just when she thinks she can redefine herself on the radio as an arbiter of fairness, she discovers a family secret that nobody saw coming.
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What She Learned
- By Former Educator Who Agrees on 06-16-24
By: Ann Garvin
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The Anti-Heroes
- A Novel
- By: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani, Amanda Leigh Cobb
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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Once upon a time, Dr. Emily Nichols—the academic kind, not the physician kind—was an eco-crusader who was shot with water cannons, hunted by poachers, and chased by a bulldozer. Now? Action Emily lives in a bland condo with gray walls and teaches disengaged students at a university alongside a risk-allergic boyfriend, asking herself every day: How did I get here?
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The challenges of adulting and facing your fears
- By #EmptyNestReader on 10-15-24
By: Jen Lancaster
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Dawnland
- A Novel
- By: Tess Callahan
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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April, her brother-in-law Oliver, and their families are reuniting in Cape Cod on an exquisite stretch of beach called Dawnland. After eleven summers of building traditions—kayaking, whale watching, bonfires, and ocean swims—this year comes with new threats both on and off the coastline.
By: Tess Callahan
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The Empress of Cooke County
- A Novel
- By: Elizabeth Bass Parman
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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Thirty-eight-year-old Posey Jarvis is the self-appointed “empress” of rural Spark in Cooke County, Tennessee. She spends her days following every word about her idol and look-alike Jackie Kennedy, avoiding her stalwart husband Vern, and struggling to control her newly defiant daughter Callie Jane—all while sneaking nips of gin. When Posey unexpectedly inherits a derelict mansion from her quirky old aunt Milbrey, she finagles her way into hosting her high school’s twentieth reunion there.
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Captivating and Hilarious
- By donna freeman on 09-08-24
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There's Nothing Wrong with Her
- By: Kate Weinberg
- Narrated by: Louiza Patikaz
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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Vita Woods is on the brink. She produces a popular podcast and lives with her successful doctor boyfriend, Max, with whom the sex is great and the future promising. Her brilliant if unreliable sister, Gracie, is her best friend and sparring partner. And her steadfast goldfish, Whitney Houston, brightens even her dimmest days. But as much as things are going right, the days are dark. Vita is not leaving the house. In fact, she can barely make it out of bed. Instead, she spends long, blurred hours falling in and out of The Pit, dead to the world and to herself.
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Completely transported
- By maria on 10-01-24
By: Kate Weinberg
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Lily's Second Chance
- A Small Town Fake Wedding Romance
- By: Willa Lyons
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
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Swept into a dazzling charade by my former crush, his fake proposal blossoms into a floral fantasy. A pretend Valentine's Day wedding is his clever business strategy. High school chemistry brought us together, but I was too shy, and he was leagues above me. Alex is now a billionaire CEO, desperate to shield his legacy from a conniving cousin's thorns. He pledges to rescue my flower business from bankruptcy if I play his blushing bride. But the delicate petals of our fake love conceal a garden where hope and deception intertwine As we stage lavish displays of affection, I melt under the ...
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Beautiful storyline
- By Kindle Customer on 09-29-24
By: Willa Lyons
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The Tasting Menu
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- By: Stuart MacBride
- Narrated by: David Rintoul
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
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Three friends go on a foodie road trip to the Scottish Highlands and Islands to celebrate their pending retirement, expecting stunning scenery, great food, fine wines, and a chance to reminisce about the good old days. When they somehow secure a reservation at a remote and extremely exclusive restaurant set on a private island in Loch Broom, they know they’re in for a once-in-a-lifetime dining experience.
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Cannibalism.??? Really??!
- By John on 09-05-24
By: Stuart MacBride
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Center Ice
- Boston Rebels, Book 1
- By: Julia Connors
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Andi Arndt
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
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I’ve always been a wild card–the first to start a fight on the ice, and the life of the party off it–but appearances can be deceiving. Being traded to the Boston Rebels could not have come at a better time. With serious family obligations to fulfill and a contract renewal with a new hockey team on the line, I have no time for anything else. I return to Boston knowing I need to buckle down and focus on what really matters.
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♥︎✰Fantastic narration!🙌🏼🏒 ✰♥︎
- By 🌼Daisy.readsromance🌼 on 09-06-24
By: Julia Connors
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The Baking Games
- By: Rachel Hanna
- Narrated by: Anne-Michael Smith
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Savannah Greene enters The Baking Games with a clear goal: win the $200,000 prize and secure her sister’s future. But her plan quickly crumbles when she discovers the competition includes her ex-boyfriend, Connor, who still harbors a grudge, and Rhett Jennings, her biggest rival from culinary school. Thrown together in a luxurious mansion under the constant gaze of cameras, Savannah finds herself part of an unexpected plot twist—a fake relationship with Rhett to boost their popularity with viewers. As they navigate this pretend romance, the lines between reality and performance blur.
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Baking Games is top notch
- By Wanda on 08-28-24
By: Rachel Hanna
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- Ana's Attic
- 10-13-24
Got way better in the second half
Bummer Camp by Ann Garvin
Narrated by Andi Arndt
Standalone Women's Fiction with Romance
Books like Bummer Camp by Ann Garvin remind me why I have such a hard time DNFing. I considered it many times during the first half, but something about the characters in Bummer Camp started to get under my skin. By around the 40-50% mark, I realized I was actually starting to enjoy it.
"If you're a square peg, find the people who celebrate quadrilaterals."
As a sleepaway camp girl, I was looking for more camp-related stories after loving Until Next Summer by Ali Brady. That’s how I picked up Bummer Camp. I tend to need a likable FMC to enjoy a book, and Cat McCarthy did not start out that way. She’s uptight, rigid, and burdened with responsibility, even though she’s 7 months pregnant from a one-night stand and hasn’t told the father.
Cat and her sister Ginger grew up at their parents’ theater camp, but Ginger, the ditsy sister, is now running it while Cat stayed away from that life. When Ginger calls with news that the camp is in big trouble and Cat, still on the mortgage, feels compelled to help, she heads up there to fix the mess. But it’s hard not to get sucked back into camp life.
“It was as if she were on one side of a soap bubble, and if she wasn’t careful, it would pop and she’d be inside it all again.”
Just as I was about to give up on Bummer Camp, the quirky cast of characters started to grow on me. The distant third-person narrative felt very removed at the beginning, but by 50%, I was starting to settle in and enjoy the book. I’m glad I stuck with it.
Likes:
•The quirky cast of characters grew on me.
•New romance with a pregnant woman.
•I love anything set at camp.
•It was unique and more memorable than many books I’ve read.
Dislikes:
•Very distant third-person narrative.
•Took a long time to get into.
•The FMC took a while to warm up to.
The Narration:
Andi Arndt was great, but the style of the writing didn’t give her much opportunity to showcase her skills.
The Down & Dirty:
Bummer Camp took a while to hook me, but I really enjoyed the second half. I’m glad I didn’t quit at the 30-40% mark like I was tempted to. The quirky characters won me over by 50%. Would I recommend Bummer Camp? Not really. But if you get to 40% and find yourself on the fence, I say keep going—you might end up enjoying it like I did, and the 4 hours you already spent won't be a waste.
Rating: 2.5 Stars, 1.5 heat, 4 Narration
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- FrugalOne
- 09-04-24
End of summer beach read!
This was a great end of summer read! I loved the family dynamic and fast yet thorough character development. Shirtless may need his own book!
Without spoiling the ending, the author managed to touch on so many real life issues and how we all handle them in our own way, in our own time.
Fast and fun read with just a hint of reality thrown in to keep you grounded. I will be adding more Ann Garvin to my TBR list!
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- Jenna
- 09-08-24
Swallow…gross
I enjoyed the story, but the person reading would audibly swallow all throughout the book. It was gross and made me want to vomit…
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- roseanna banana
- 09-04-24
Reviews said how funny it was. About the last hour.
I needed something funny. So I used a credit. 3/4 of the way through I was still waiting for it to less depressing. About the last hour parts were funny. I'm still trying to decide if it was worth a credit. I guess it was but it would have helped if it wasn't so sad at first. When i'm in a better mood I'll have to listen to it again.
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- Etoile NEOhio
- 09-18-24
It earned a 5th star in the denouement
An interesting book about relationships of all kinds. Perfect reading for "theater kids" who are all grown up now. The storytelling art was well executed and I especially loved that the gender reveal of the baby was withheld until it naturally fit into a special niche in the plot. The pacing of the plot was brilliant and I felt well satisfied in the end.
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- BackInCali
- 09-06-24
This Book Took my Emotions on a Journey!!!
This book had me hooked.
In the first half of the book, Ginger stressed me out completely and I wanted to shake just about everyone else.
But I started having fun and laughing out loud in the 2nd half.
If you find yourself frustrated at the start of the book, give it some time. You may be surprised.
The story was engaging. The characters were fun (when I didn’t wanna give them a stern talking to). While I wished there was more ethnic diversity among the characters, I really appreciated the attention to neurodiversity and how thoughtful the author was about discussing disabilities.
My only real warning is about the narration. I’m a fan of Andi Arndt. Her actual narration is great. But this recording has quite a bit of mouth sounds and some background noise. It was almost like it wasn’t edited well. Prepare yourself for that.
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- Paula H Pena
- 09-12-24
Fun but a little negative
I really liked the story and all of the characters. I did get a bit frustrated sometimes with the level of negativity of the main character, but it wrapped up pretty nice.
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