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Bury Your Gays
- Narrated by: André Santana, Charlie Jane Anders, CJ Leede, Georgia Bird, Liz Kerin, Mara Wilson, Mark Oshiro, Sarah Gailey, Stephen Graham Jones, T. Kingfisher, TJ Klune
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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This program features multicast narration.
"André Santana brings a personable feel to this satirical sci-fi romp.... This audiobook is a fast-paced cocktail of social commentary, humor, and horror." —AudioFile on Straight
Bury Your Gays is a heart-pounding new novel from USA Today bestselling author Chuck Tingle about what it takes to succeed in a world that wants you dead.
"Brilliantly bloody, wildly fun, and extremely scary, Bury Your Gays brings a sledgehammer down on tired tropes and makes a masterpiece of their guts."—Rachel Harrison, national bestselling author of Black Sheep
Misha knows that chasing success in Hollywood can be hell.
But finally, after years of trying to make it, his big moment is here: an Oscar nomination. And the executives at the studio for his long-running streaming series know just the thing to kick his career to the next level: kill off the gay characters, "for the algorithm," in the upcoming season finale.
Misha refuses, but he soon realizes that he’s just put a target on his back. And what’s worse, monsters from his horror movie days are stalking him and his friends through the hills above Los Angeles.
Haunted by his past, Misha must risk his entire future—before the horrors from the silver screen find a way to bury him for good.
A Macmillan Audio production from Tor Books.
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When a strange tear in the cosmos appears within Earth’s annual path, the consequences are disastrous. For one night a year, the vast majority of humans now undergo a frightening mental change, transforming into hateful, rage-fueled zombies who will stop at nothing to satiate their desire for brutality. While not much is understood about this horrific mass hysteria, the demographic it effects is very specific: cisgender straight people.
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the only title by chuck tingle ive ever not enjoyed
- By RikersBeard on 05-19-24
By: Chuck Tingle
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Camp Damascus
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Mara Wilson
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Welcome to Neverton, Montana: home to a God-fearing community with a heart of gold. Nestled high up in the mountains is Camp Damascus, the self-proclaimed “most effective” gay conversion camp in the country. Here, a life free from sin awaits. But the secret behind that success is anything but holy. And they’ll scare you straight to hell.
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A Horror That Hits Home
- By P Parker on 11-09-23
By: Chuck Tingle
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I Was a Teenage Slasher
- By: Stephen Graham Jones
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Stephen Graham Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small west Texas town driven by oil and cotton—and a place where everyone knows everyone else’s business. So it goes for Tolly Driver, a good kid with more potential than application, seventeen, and about to be cursed to kill for revenge. Here Stephen Graham Jones explores the Texas he grew up in, and shared sense of unfairness of being on the outside through the slasher horror Jones loves, but from the perspective of the killer, Tolly, writing his own autobiography. Find yourself rooting for a killer in this summer teen movie of a novel gone full blood-curdling tragic.
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So much fun
- By Amber on 08-13-24
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Just Kind of Ignoring This Sad Lonesome T-Rex Who Is Screaming "Debate Me" from His Folding Chair
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Jane is hoping to enjoy a nice dinner with her friend Brenna, but as soon as the night begins a conflict arises. Near the restaurant is a sad, lonesome T-Rex with a sign that says “debate me” rambling on and on about everything from "cancel culture" to “woke Stars War”. Fortunately, Jane and Brenna find the perfect solution to this strange dinosaur: They just ignore him. Can they maintain this self-imposed distance from the T-Rex who can’t stop proclaiming facts are better than feelings in this no sex tingler? The answer is yes, because this T-Rex is horrible.
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Life changer
- By meg on 05-06-24
By: Chuck Tingle
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Cuckoo
- By: Gretchen Felker-Martin
- Narrated by: Amy Landon, Avi Roque, Grace Rolek, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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In the summer of 1995, seven queer kids abandoned by their parents at a remote conversion camp came face to face with it. They survived—but at Camp Resolution, everybody leaves a different person. Sixteen years later, only the scarred and broken survivors of that terrible summer can put an end to the horror before it's too late. The fate of the world depends on it.
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Oops
- By Jeremy on 09-18-24
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My Pool Gets Me Wet in a Completely Platonic Way and Now We Are Close Friends
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
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A heatwave in Southern California is bad news, and when Amanda’s air conditioning unit breaks down, things quickly go from bad to worse. It’ll take a full day to repair, sending Amanda on a desperate mission to keep cool.
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Life changing
- By meg on 02-29-24
By: Chuck Tingle
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Straight
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: André Santana
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
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When a strange tear in the cosmos appears within Earth’s annual path, the consequences are disastrous. For one night a year, the vast majority of humans now undergo a frightening mental change, transforming into hateful, rage-fueled zombies who will stop at nothing to satiate their desire for brutality. While not much is understood about this horrific mass hysteria, the demographic it effects is very specific: cisgender straight people.
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the only title by chuck tingle ive ever not enjoyed
- By RikersBeard on 05-19-24
By: Chuck Tingle
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Camp Damascus
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Mara Wilson
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Welcome to Neverton, Montana: home to a God-fearing community with a heart of gold. Nestled high up in the mountains is Camp Damascus, the self-proclaimed “most effective” gay conversion camp in the country. Here, a life free from sin awaits. But the secret behind that success is anything but holy. And they’ll scare you straight to hell.
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A Horror That Hits Home
- By P Parker on 11-09-23
By: Chuck Tingle
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I Was a Teenage Slasher
- By: Stephen Graham Jones
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Stephen Graham Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small west Texas town driven by oil and cotton—and a place where everyone knows everyone else’s business. So it goes for Tolly Driver, a good kid with more potential than application, seventeen, and about to be cursed to kill for revenge. Here Stephen Graham Jones explores the Texas he grew up in, and shared sense of unfairness of being on the outside through the slasher horror Jones loves, but from the perspective of the killer, Tolly, writing his own autobiography. Find yourself rooting for a killer in this summer teen movie of a novel gone full blood-curdling tragic.
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So much fun
- By Amber on 08-13-24
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Just Kind of Ignoring This Sad Lonesome T-Rex Who Is Screaming "Debate Me" from His Folding Chair
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Jane is hoping to enjoy a nice dinner with her friend Brenna, but as soon as the night begins a conflict arises. Near the restaurant is a sad, lonesome T-Rex with a sign that says “debate me” rambling on and on about everything from "cancel culture" to “woke Stars War”. Fortunately, Jane and Brenna find the perfect solution to this strange dinosaur: They just ignore him. Can they maintain this self-imposed distance from the T-Rex who can’t stop proclaiming facts are better than feelings in this no sex tingler? The answer is yes, because this T-Rex is horrible.
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Life changer
- By meg on 05-06-24
By: Chuck Tingle
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Cuckoo
- By: Gretchen Felker-Martin
- Narrated by: Amy Landon, Avi Roque, Grace Rolek, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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In the summer of 1995, seven queer kids abandoned by their parents at a remote conversion camp came face to face with it. They survived—but at Camp Resolution, everybody leaves a different person. Sixteen years later, only the scarred and broken survivors of that terrible summer can put an end to the horror before it's too late. The fate of the world depends on it.
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Oops
- By Jeremy on 09-18-24
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My Pool Gets Me Wet in a Completely Platonic Way and Now We Are Close Friends
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
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A heatwave in Southern California is bad news, and when Amanda’s air conditioning unit breaks down, things quickly go from bad to worse. It’ll take a full day to repair, sending Amanda on a desperate mission to keep cool.
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Life changing
- By meg on 02-29-24
By: Chuck Tingle
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Not Pounded by Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Selena is having a weird day. It starts off simple enough, with a few household items disappearing mysteriously, but things quickly turn heartbreaking when Selena’s office excludes her from a queer team-building workshop. According to Selena’s new boss, her current hetero-presenting relationship invalidates her bisexuality. Now Selena is on a mission to shake up the system and prove her new boss wrong, but as things continue to disappear around her, she realizes there’s more going than meets the eye.
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Please Don't Stop
- By Julie on 06-26-23
By: Chuck Tingle
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Drama Queen
- The Court, Book 1
- By: Charlie Novak
- Narrated by: Dan Calley
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
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Accidentally throwing a jug of Sex on the Beach onto the hottest guy at drag brunch was not how I wanted to start my performance, and forgetting to ask for his name was the cherry on top. But when he finds me online and invites me out for drinks, it seems like my chaotic shenanigans might have worked out for once. Falling into bed with West is easy, but balancing a gorgeous, rugby player boyfriend with a day job and drag is harder than dancing in eight inch heels.
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so good
- By 🎧💕💕💕 readittomebaby 💕💕💕🎧 on 01-12-24
By: Charlie Novak
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Manhunt
- By: Gretchen Felker-Martin
- Narrated by: Katherine Pucciariello
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
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Beth and Fran spend their days traveling the ravaged New England coast, hunting feral men and harvesting their organs in a gruesome effort to ensure they'll never face the same fate. Robbie lives by his gun and one hard-learned motto: other people aren't safe. After a brutal accident entwines the three of them, this found family of survivors must navigate murderous TERFs, a sociopathic billionaire bunker brat, and awkward relationship dynamics—all while outrunning packs of feral men, and their own demons.
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Gross, fun, gutsy pulp at its best.
- By Rain on 03-04-22
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The Eyes Are the Best Part
- By: Monika Kim
- Narrated by: Jaine Ye
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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Ji-won’s life tumbles into disarray in the wake of her Appa’s extramarital affair and subsequent departure. Her mother, distraught. Her younger sister, hurt and confused. Her college freshman grades, failing. Her dreams, horrifying… yet enticing. In them, Ji-won walks through bloody rooms full of eyes. Succulent blue eyes. Salivatingly blue eyes. Eyes the same shape and shade as George’s, who is Umma’s obnoxious new boyfriend. George has already overstayed his welcome in her family’s claustrophobic apartment.
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The story gave me a very squeezey feeling.
- By samuel williams on 10-08-24
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It Came from the Closet
- Queer Reflections on Horror
- By: Joe Vallese - editor, various authors
- Narrated by: Graham Halstead, Aven Shore, Aida Reluzco, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Horror movies hold a complicated space in the queer community: historically misogynist, and often homo- and transphobic, the genre has also been inadvertently feminist and open to subversive readings. It Came from the Closet features twenty-five original essays by writers speaking to this relationship, through connections both empowering and oppressive. From Carmen Maria Machado on Jennifer’s Body, Jude Ellison S. Doyle on In My Skin, Addie Tsai on Dead Ringers, and many more, these conversations convey the rich reciprocity between queerness and horror.
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This is not a book about queer horror
- By Evan on 12-13-23
By: Joe Vallese - editor, and others
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Mystic Man
- By: E.J. Russell
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
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When a series of personal crises prompt risk-averse research librarian Aaron Templeton to apply for a job on the other side of the country, nobody is more surprised than he is. He nearly runs home before the final interview except for one little problem: he has no home anymore. He put his condo on the market before he left California and it’s already sold. Only an encounter with free-spirited Connecticut native Cody Brown at the Mystic Seaport Museum staves off Aaron’s incipient panic attack.
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Wonderful setting
- By Alisha on 08-01-24
By: E.J. Russell
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Ryder
- Blue Collar Daddies, Book 1
- By: Jacki James
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
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Brennan Taylor is at the end of his rope, and the busted pipe under his kitchen sink was the last straw. He knows nothing about plumbing, or any of the other things his father says a grown man should know, but lucky for him, he is about to lose it in front of the perfect man to help him.
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Exactly what I needed!
- By Tonya on 09-20-24
By: Jacki James
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Horror Movie
- A Novel
- By: Paul Tremblay
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos, Dani Martineck, Micky Shiloah, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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In June 1993, a group of young guerilla filmmakers spent four weeks making Horror Movie, a notorious, disturbing art-house horror flick. The weird part? Only three of the film’s scenes were ever released to the public, but Horror Movie has nevertheless grown a rabid fanbase. Three decades later, Hollywood is pushing for a big budget reboot. The man who played “The Thin Kid” is the only surviving cast member. He remembers all too well the secrets buried within the original screenplay, the bizarre events of the filming, and the dangerous crossed lines on set that resulted in tragedy.
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My first return to audible
- By DH on 06-12-24
By: Paul Tremblay
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My Darling Dreadful Thing
- A Novel
- By: Johanna van Veen
- Narrated by: Jess Nesling
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
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Roos Beckman has a spirit companion only she can see. Ruth—strange, corpse-like, and dead for centuries—is the light of Roos' life. That is, until the wealthy young widow Agnes Knoop visits one of Roos' backroom seances, and the two strike up a connection.
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I took a chance on something outside my wheelhouse and was incredibly surprised!!!!
- By Eric Anderson on 09-06-24
By: Johanna van Veen
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Old Lady Ketchel's Revenge
- The Slaughter Minnesota Horror Series, Book 1
- By: Chris Bliersbach
- Narrated by: Whitney Dykhouse
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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All the kids at Slaughter Elementary had the sense to steer clear of Old Lady Ketchel’s place. Everyone except for Bobby Briars. And for his folly, Bobby and his parents mysteriously disappeared. You see, Hagatha Ketchel had a bone to pick. Not just with foolish kids like Bobby Briars, but with the entire town of Slaughter.
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Renovated to Death
- A Domestic Partners in Crime Mystery, Book 1
- By: Frank Anthony Polito
- Narrated by: Frank Anthony Polito
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
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After a successful first season of Domestic Partners chronicling the renovation of their historic Craftsman Colonial, Peter and JP are taking on a renovation of a local Tudor Revival inherited by identical twin brothers Terry and Tom Cash. But linoleum floors and a pink-tiled bathroom aren't the only unwelcome surprises awaiting inside the house. Just as the show is set to start filming, Peter and JP discover Tom Cash dead at the foot of the house's staircase. And when the police ruling changes from accidental death to homicide, the list of suspects grows fast.
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Cozy good fun
- By Pamela Sabaugh on 11-17-22
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The Drowning House
- By: Cherie Priest
- Narrated by: Mara Wilson
- Length: 11 hrs and 34 mins
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A violent storm washes a mysterious house onto a rural Pacific Northwest beach, stopping the heart of the only woman who knows what it means. Her grandson, Simon Culpepper, vanishes in the aftermath, leaving two of his childhood friends to comb the small, isolated island for answers—but decades have passed since Melissa and Leo were close if they were ever close at all. Now they'll have to put aside old rivalries and grudges if they want to find or save the man who brought them together in the first place—and on the way they'll learn a great deal about the sinister house on the beach.
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Witchy Goodness with Lovecraftian Evilness
- By GeminiMonkey on 08-02-24
By: Cherie Priest
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- Caleb
- 09-02-24
a wild ride! wholey original
this book subverts everything you think you know about queer culture in Hollywood. I promise you you are in for one hell of a ride that you won't soon forget
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- Jason
- 08-28-24
Solid horror
This was a solid horror with enjoyable characters. I could have done without so many narrators but I still had fun with this.
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- Dan Bugbee
- 10-03-24
The hype is real.
What’s so special about a masked author in a bright pink suit? I asked myself going into this that very question. As this year’s StokerCon was happening and I started seeing the pics roll in, I kept witnessing friend tout Chuck Tingle.
That’s when I began looking into his titles and came across Bury Your Gays.
This is a wonderful story that doesn’t beat the reader about the head and shoulders with the sexuality aspect of the main character. It’s a well written, thought provoking story with wonderful characters who happen to be part of LGBTQIA+ community. It shows that we are simply humans trying to live our lives. The book also addresses some very real queer issues.
I want to thank my friends for introducing me to Chuck Tingle. I’ll be reading more of his stuff. Maybe we will even meet at a convention some day.
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- Julia Larson
- 07-30-24
HECK YES
Another amazing horror novel from man name of Chuck. Thank you so much, Chuck, for writing stories about people like me.
Y’all, it’s so good. Chuck is a great writer, and the narration was amazing. The production was also very cool, sound effects were done well, it all fit perfectly. Loved everything about this book! Can’t wait to read more now that he’s got a book deal for four more in-universe novels. A+++++ highly recommend.
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- Kayleigh Mathews
- 07-17-24
LOVE IS REAL
Chuck Tingle writes another incredible queer horror. This book was so we'll paced and set up the twists so beautifully! I immediately wanted to listen to it again.
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- konner Knudsen
- 07-19-24
A book for queer creatives
Chuck Tingle has been a powerhouse in queer fiction for years now and this book reflects his sharpened tongue. It also cuts right to the heart of what it can often feel like as a queer person in America trying to make a living with your art. Beneath a clever story about a witty closeted hollywood writer being haunted by seemingly deranged fans masquerading as monsters from his various films is a very relatable river of angst that nearly every LGBTQ person I know feels towards queer representation in media. Chuck goes straight for the jugular of corrupt, pandering, hollywood elite who hide behind phrases such as "we crunched the numbers and...uh, we really feel like we should go in a different direction with that character" or the classic, "we really liked your story but do you think you could make the love interest a women, we just feel like that would land better"
It is hard to say much more without revealing too much so I will leave it at this: This is a timely horror story that does exactly what the genre should do in 2024, hold up a mirror to our reality and give us some much needed catharsis.
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- Robert Dunn
- 07-29-24
Great build up
The ending was anti climactic and was not as good as the rest of the book. I almost just stopped listening.
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- Aline yumi
- 08-10-24
vim pela referência de supernatural, fiquei pela história cativante
simplesmente não esperava, amei demais tanto a narração, quanto a escrita, o cuidado com os plotpoints, tudo se encaixou
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- Marlen C.
- 08-02-24
Interesting Twist On Old Tropes
i loved it! very refreshing take on a bunch of old queer tropes. loved the Ace/Aro rep Tara is a queen!
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- Alexandra
- 07-21-24
Wow
I really haven't read a book that was simultaneously intelligent, funny, and easy to read in a long time. This is probably my best of the year.
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