
Cadaver in Chief
A Special Report from the Dawn of the Zombie Apocalypse
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Todd Tanner
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He came to Washington for brrrrrrrrains. No wonder he's still hungry.
The undead have risen from their graves, and society hangs by a thread. But America's political parties aren't going to let a little thing like the zombie apocalypse get in the way of a presidential election. There are nasty whispers about the incumbent, though, and they have nothing to do with where he was born.
The rumor: He's dead. Could a zombie be running for president? It's up to ace Washington Tribune reporter Jan Woods to find out. Cadaver in Chief, the new novella from New York Times best seller Steve Hockensmith (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls), follows Woods on her search for the truth...a search that puts her up against the most dangerous ghouls in Washington. Oh, and zombies, too.
©2012 Steve Hockensmith (P)2023 Matthew S GoreListeners also enjoyed...
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- Suzanne E. Aversano
- 11-14-23
Cadaver in Chief… totally entertaining!
As someone who is not a sci-fi or zombie story fan, I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this! My friend, Matt, told me I’d love it and he was right. I literally laughed out loud.
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- L. Stringer
- 10-11-23
A fun story than now needs a sequel :-)
A fun story than now needs a sequel :-)
While much follows the cliche zombie ‘rules’, there’s a bunch of new ideas and some good comedy mixed with a solid story.
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