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  • Castle Hangnail

  • By: Ursula Vernon
  • Narrated by: Tara Sands
  • Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (171 ratings)

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Castle Hangnail

By: Ursula Vernon
Narrated by: Tara Sands
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When Molly shows up on Castle Hangnail's doorstep to fill the vacancy for a wicked witch, the castle's minions are understandably dubious. After all, she is 12 years old, barely five feet tall, and quite polite. (The minions are used to tall, demanding evil sorceresses with razor-sharp cheekbones.) But the castle desperately needs a master or else the Board of Magic will decommission it, leaving all the minions without the home they love. So when Molly assures them that she is quite wicked indeed (so wicked! Really wicked!) and begins completing the tasks required by the Board of Magic for approval, everyone feels hopeful. Unfortunately it turns out that Molly has quite a few secrets, including the biggest one of all: that she isn't who she says she is.

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"[I]t offers a read with substance and resonance, despite the more whimsical trappings." ( School Library Journal)

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charming story with delightful voices

The story was so original and entertaining. And the narrator wad an absolute delight, full of colorful character choices. I will be looking for more from both the author and narrator in the future.

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A fun well told story

I really enjoyed the flow of this tale. It pulled me along nicely through the world without me feeling like I had to double check what I had just heard.

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A very enjoyable listen

I forgot I even purchased this, and yet, there it was in my library. I'd just finished a bunch of other fantasy novels, and needed SOMETHING while I was doing kitchen work. Ursula Vernon has never let me down before, and continues to make my day that much more fun and surreal. And earthy. Definitely earthy (but not in a burlesque sense). Practical fantasy.
Ms. Sands's narration took a little getting used to, but after the first or second chapter, I couldn't imagine any other voices except the ones she employed for the various characters. They were all unique and distinct, and not at all distracting from the story itself. I will probably subject my family to this on our next long car trip. Insert evil laughter here.

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Wonderful book, wonderful narrator!

Was a joy to listen and follow a long! Great book to get kids that are “not into reading books” into reading!

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Cool

Cool it was not very good at the begging but it got good at the end

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wow! beyond description!

absolutely amazing narration! incredible story- full of humor, wit & an uncharacteristicmy descriptive (for a children's story) portrayal of the fundamentals of healthy & unhealthy relationship

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A good book abut a witch by a kid

This book is abut love compassion frendship and Mail read abut a wicked witch named molly

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Delightful!

Appropriate for all ages! Funny sweet story. Talking animals. Gardening. Being wicked, but, of course, not evil.

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a great listen!

really enjoyable book! i'd read the webcomic "digger" long ago (as on, as it was being posted, in the before-times of the internet), and was pleased to find out she had authored so many stories after I'd lost track of her. the story itself is engaging and the characters are delightful!

the narrator does a great job with all the (imo necessary) voices for all the characters as well (she is, after all, a professional voice actor)!

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A great romp you shouldn't leave to just the kids

When letters were dispatched to available wicked witches, wizards, sorcerers, mad scientists, vampires, and beast lords announcing an opening for a a new Master of the Castle at Castle Hangnail, the resident staff did not expect a twelve-year-old girl. Molly has one of the invitation letters, though, and insists she is a genuine wicked witch, and the minions don't want Castle Hangnail to get decommissioned for lack of a master by the Board of Magic, so...

When Molly starts making good progress on the required tasks to be confirmed as the new master, even the most skeptical of the minions, Major Domo, starts to become hopeful.

But Molly has some secrets lying in wait to trip them all up. Especially Molly. And when Molly's "old friend" turns up, thinks start to come unraveled.

This is a really fun tale of a talented and imaginative girl who is determined not to let anything stand in the way of her desire to practice her magic and be the witch that being the wicked twin in her family has made her--without hurting anyone who doesn't deserve it! Or possibly not even those that do deserve it. The plot moves, and I love the characters, especially Molly herself, Cook the Minotaur, and Bugbane the bat. Some of the more peripheral characters are fun, too.

Some will point out that this is a book intended for younger readers, to which I say, yes, what's your point? It's a lot of fun, and Tara Sands reads it very well and entertainingly.

Recommended.

I bought this book.

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