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Soo Porter
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Uncle Amon
About this listen
Christmas stories, funny jokes, and more!
Makes a wonderful kids' stocking stuffer or holiday gift for kids!
Merry Christmas! You and your child will enjoy this cute Christmas audiobook full of fun stories and funny Christmas jokes. This is an excellent listen for early and beginning readers. Perfect for listening aloud during the holidays with friends and family!
These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud during the holidays!
- Excellent for kids ages four to eight
- Great for listening aloud with friends and family
- Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for kids
This Christmas audiobook is especially great for traveling, riding in the car, waiting rooms, and listening aloud at home or school during the holidays!
Story list and activities:
- "The Real Tree"
- "Jamie’s Presents"
- "The Snowy Day"
- "Davey the Skeptic"
- "Raddy the Elf"
- "Funny Christmas Jokes"
Funny Christmas jokes from the book:
Q: Where does the snowman keep his money?
A: In the snow bank!
Q: What did the snowman say to his friend?
A: I think I smell carrots!
Q: What are Santa’s helpers taught at an early age?
A: The elf-abet!
Lots and lots of holiday fun! Buy now to start listening today!
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- Trkmec
- 11-22-23
It’s alright
Good holiday book, very short quick listen with nice narration. I Wished it was longer.
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