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Neon Octopus Overlord Series, Book 1
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L.A. Johnson
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Enter a galaxy full of snarky comebacks and inappropriate use of tentacles in this fast-paced, action-packed space romp.
The Neon Octopus Overlord has been challenged. Their galaxy will never be the same. Kirian, the mythological warrior agent known as the Destroyer of Planets, wants out of her contract. That's a problem since she's currently in the Neon Octopus Overlord's elite, secret Celestial Force against her will.
In a desperate attempt to regain her freedom, Kirian defies her tentacled boss and secretly saves Ari, the human she is sent to kill. Ari is an underappreciated civil servant targeted for her intelligence. She turns out to be one of the few beings left in the galaxy capable of thwarting the Overlord's corrupt plans. She just wants to go back to a normal life, but when the Overlord finds out that she's not dead, all bets are off and she'll have to fight to survive.
Can Ari and Kirian, aided by a few shady friends and a wannabe rock star, find a way to stay alive long enough to put a dent in the evil Neon Octopus Overlord's plans?
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War heroes aren't usually called out of semi-retirement and sent to the far reaches of the galaxy for a routine investigation. So when Colonel Carl Butler answers the call from an old and powerful friend, he knows it's something big - and he's not being told the whole story. A high councilor's son has gone MIA out of Cappa Base, the space station orbiting a battle-ravaged planet. The young lieutenant had been wounded and evacuated - but there's no record of him having ever arrived at hospital command.
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Ever Strange is the first book in a new paranormal romantic suspense series from best-selling romance author Alisa Woods. The first three books in the series follow the three Strange sisters, each powerful witches in an influential magickal family embroiled in a mysterious plot to change everything about the magickal world.
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The first dragonrider in over a hundred years has been born...and it’s a girl. Never before has a female been chosen to ride a dragon. The Elite, a guild comprised exclusively of dragonriders, is dead according to most. No one has seen a rider in decades. The problems they used to fight overwhelm the world. Dragons are thought to be near extinction. However, the Elite aren’t dead...It’s just that a bunch of crusty old men who do nothing that benefits the world at large are easy to mistake as useless corpses. Sophia Beaufont is about to change all of that.
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The Game
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What if life as we know it was just a game? What if instead of traditional schools, children learned by participating in a virtual reality simulation, one that allowed them to experience "life" from birth to death - multiple times? What if one player, on his final play, could change the world forever?
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A good concept mired by lazy writing.
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Blink
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Fireball blasting battle-mages, shapeshifting soccer moms, and a best friend who is more than happy to throw punches now and ask questions later-Wyatt Murphy is in for a supernatural thrill ride of reality-bending proportions.
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Earth’s first colony ship finally reaches the target world. The excitement of planetfall is indescribable, but quickly transforms into sick disappointment when they find the atmosphere is a roiling mass of hydrochloric acid, carbon dioxide, and other deadly poisons. They fly onward, seeking better planets. They find them, but none are ideal. The search goes on for a century, then longer still. As they move farther from Earth, aliens discover the intruding ship, and they begin to investigate humanity. They find our species unacceptable.
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Unstoppable Liv Beaufont Bundle
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Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
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The Bayern Agenda
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Simon Kovalic, top intelligence operative for the Commonwealth of Independent Systems, is on the front line of the burgeoning Cold War with the aggressive Illyrican Empire. He barely escapes his latest mission with a broken arm and vital intel that points to the empire cozying up to the Bayern Corporation: a planet-sized bank. There’s no time to waste, but with Kovalic out of action, his undercover team is handed over to his ex-wife, Lt. Commander Natalie Taylor.
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Pilot X
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Pilot X is Ambassador of the Alendans, a race with the ability to move through space and time as guardians of the timeline. Locked in ongoing conflict with the Sensaurians, an organic hive mind that can send messages in thought throughout its own history, and the Progons, a machine race who can communicate backwards in time, Pilot X finally manages to create peace among the three races.
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Great Story - wish there was more
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The Best of Us
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The West has been devastated by epidemics, bio-terrorism, war, and famine. Asia has shut its borders to keep the threats at bay, and some with power and influence have already abandoned Earth. Now an escape route a century in the making - the Nomad mission - finally offers hope to a small town and a secret research centre hidden in a rural American backwater. Shrouded in lies and concealed even from the research centre's staff, Nomad is about to fulfil its long-dead founder's vision of preserving the best of humanity to forge a new future. But who decides who's worthy?
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what the hell? not galaxys edge. total retcon.
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Victories Greater than Death
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Tina never worries about being 'ordinary' - she doesn't have to, since she's known practically forever that she's not just Tina Mains, average teenager and beloved daughter. She's also the keeper of an interplanetary rescue beacon, and one day soon, it's going to activate, and then her dreams of saving all the worlds and adventuring among the stars will finally be possible.
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There has never been a more annoying narrator to exist
- By Megan on 04-13-21
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-04-19
intelligent octopods running the galaxy?
Giant insects, brainwashing, and inter planetary travel. I wasn't sure at first if I'd like this book, but it grew on me. I enjoy a motely crew on my space ships, and they are that. I did request this book and have left this review voluntarily.
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- Cindy
- 10-21-19
All Hands!
First let me say the narrator did a good job. Her voice was clear and the characters were easy to follow. At times I did feel I needed to speed it up some.
As for story, it was sorta cutesy. Just couldn't wrap my mind around an octopus as the bad lady in charge.
This audio was given to me free and I voluntarily gave this review.
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- Gilbert M. Stack
- 04-22-20
Say What?
I still don’t think I really know what this novel was all about, but I had an awful lot of fun not figuring it out. Put briefly, the intergalactic overlord—an alien creature that looks somewhat like a neon octopus—is quietly destroying planets throughout the galaxy. She seems (and I could be wrong here) to be destroying these planets because they have bred at least one highly intelligent person who might somehow make life more difficult for the overlord. As far as I can tell, the overlord is an incredibly lazy person who seems driven by the need to not have to do anything. Her main big bad guy opponent (a giant praying mantis) is also incredibly lazy and wants bad things to happen to his enemy without him having to actually do anything to make those bad things happen.
The laziness of the two chief bad guys appears to explain most of what happens in the novel. They act through intermediaries who hate them. The heroine (the Destroyer of Planets of the title) is trying to get free of the overlord and she has assembled a ragtag group of potential rebels to help her do this. Throw in a rock band playing illegal music and a bureaucratic genius, and you have a cast who seems to at least half-succeed by the end of the novel even though I never understood anything they were trying to accomplish or why this would help them.
So it’s a strange book with a difficult to follow plot, and yet, it’s also a lot of fun. I might just pick up the sequel to see if it helps shed light on what I’ve already read.
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- Mary Karowski
- 11-26-19
Office space meets the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
It’s as crazy weird and zany as the review title implies...a purple octopus overlord (all I can see in my head is the purple octopus from toy story 3 but on a Cthulhu scale)...holographic weapon systems, giant praying mantises, galactic coverups, planetary destruction and so much more. Listen to it and pay attention or get lost as it leaps through the galaxy. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher
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- Brian M
- 11-16-19
Humorous Science Fiction Romp
In similar fashion to Hitchhiker's Guide many years back, this introduces the listener to some memorable characters in a universe fraught with challenges including being at the whim of an impulsive alien overlord. There are a number of interesting scenes and setups over its relatively short runtime and it stays interesting throughout.
I received the review code for this audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this honest review.
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- Katie
- 11-14-19
Bizarre and zany but highly entertaining..........
Detroyer of Planets is a very difficult book to describe because it is unlike anything that I have ever read. The book is a unique amalgamation of science fiction, fantasy, satire, action and spoof. I was a little confused in the beginning of the book, not due to intricate world building but because the author seemed to have all these separate, unrelated story lines. However, stick with the story because they all come together about 30 minutes into the book, and the action takes off from that point.
The book involves a group of ragtag misfits coming together quite by accident to fight against the evil overlord of the galaxy, which, ironically, takes the shape of a giant, neon octopus. All of the members of this group have been negatively effected by the overlord - whose nickname is soda, and their unofficial leader Kirian, a fierce and ruthless fighter, is actually one of her indentured servants. Along with a reformed hacker turned musician wannabee, several members of his band, and a seemingly innocuous (but secretly brilliant), paper-pushing worker bee, they use their skills and sheer luck to stay one step ahead of the Neon Octopus. The book ends with an okay for now resolution, but the author leaves the door open for many futures challenges for this mishmash of rebel fighters.
I chose to listen to this unusual book because I love the narrator, Sandra Murphy, and she delivers her usual amazing performance with Destroyer of Planets. She has such a pleasing tone of voice and such a smooth delivery, that I get lost in anything that she narrates. I especially enjoyed her portrayal of the Neon Octopus. She made her seem even wackier than the author did....and the author had already done a pretty great job on that score. Overall, I highly recommend this audiobook for any listener looking for an enjoyable change from their usual fare.
I received a copy of this audiobook at my request in exchange for this honest review.
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- CuteAsADaisy
- 11-21-19
Octopus Ruling the Galaxy
This one is reminiscent of the Hitchhiker's Guide. I would say it's geared toward a young adult crowd language and insinuations made in terms of the Octopus Overlord and her human male slave... honestly pretty disturbing for me even without much detail. The story was interesting and kept my attention. The narrator was great and was I really enjoyed listening to her. If you liked Hitchhiker's Guide then check out this book.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Josh Noneya
- 10-30-19
Great Sci-Fi Adventure
Interesting story and narration.
Slaves of an evil octopus overlord struggle under her rule. An act of mercy, a saved life, a government form filed. Will these straws be enough to break a camel's back?
It was fun.
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- Backlash
- 10-29-19
laugh out loud
This story was hilariously over the top! Every twist and turn had me laughing and wanting to see what came next. I do have to warn that this is book 2 but I was able to follow along just fine. I was given a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
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- Chaoseum
- 03-12-21
Superb narration
I liked the story, but absolutely loved the narration. Sandra Murphy deserves to get some high profile audiobooks in the future.
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