Dirty Little Midlife (Fake) Date
Heart's Cove Hotties, Book 9
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Narrated by:
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Ava Blair
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Mercer Boffey
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By:
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Lilian Monroe
About this listen
Single mom Mia has a problem. Her new landlord Des just raised her rent, and even in her dreams, Mia wouldn't be able to afford it.
Not that she'd want to dream of Des. Ever.
To make matters worse, Des is big, grumpy, and apparently his heart is made of granite. He's not willing to meet Mia in any sort of middle.
Suffice it to say, Mia's forties aren't off to a good start.
Until.
A blind date turns to disaster, because that funny, charming guy she's been talking to?
Yeah. That's Des. And he has a proposition for her…
One little fake date–a cheeky weekend away to go to his family reunion–and Mia's rent troubles will disappear.
But as she gets to know Des, feelings start to grow. Could something fake turn real–or is true love just a fantasy?
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- Hard to Love, Book 1
- By: P. Dangelico
- Narrated by: Amelie Griffin, Nelson Hobbs
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Cam DeSantis's life is a mess. How else would you describe losing your husband, your job, and your money all at once? Desperate times call for desperate measures. So when salvation comes in the form of one intolerable jerk, who just happens to be the starting quarterback for the vaunted New York Titans, she has no choice but to accept his offer as a live-in nanny slash teacher for his eight year old nephew. Now all she has to do is find a way to ignore him for the next three months. Which is easier said than done.
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Slow burn, Sports Romance
- By Sabrina (@romance.and.raindrops) on 06-13-23
By: P. Dangelico
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Baby Bump
- Billionaire Bosses Series, Book 1
- By: Miley Maine
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah, Sofia Willingham
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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My hot secretary used me to push her ex away. It backfired. Making her ex jealous was one thing. Showing her off to my own family was another. My snooty folks hated her. And that brought us closer. It made this fake arrangement a little more real. Very real. And it also made working with her awkward. Very awkward. But the worst part was when she disappeared and then showed up with a baby bump. I was about to be a father. And I was determined to make my former fake fiancee...my wife.
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A bit boring
- By Kayla Renee on 11-03-20
By: Miley Maine
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Hit or Miss
- Love in Apartment #3B, Book 1
- By: Everly Ashton
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Ramona Master
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When I accidentally send a bullet flying through a handsome stranger, I’m mortified. When I find out he’s a doctor who treats children with life-threatening heart problems? I’m determined to make it up to him. Playing nursemaid to Dr. Oliver Kinkaid is easier said than done. At least while having to pretend I’m not attracted to him. He’s a decade older than me, supremely sexy and has his life together. What’s not to swoon over? Especially since I’m scraping by as a teacher, sharing an apartment with two friends, and an exciting Friday night means binge-watching Dateline episodes.
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Cute story
- By Meagan on 11-04-23
By: Everly Ashton
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Fake Wife
- Crazy Love Series, Book 1
- By: Stacey Lynn
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, John Lane
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Corbin: I loved my grandma, but I don't need her money. All I care about is keeping the house - the only place that's ever felt like home. That, and screwing over my dad, who wants to turn the property into a mall. There's only one catch: to receive my inheritance, I have to get married within six months. Me, the guy who's never dated a girl for more than six minutes. Now I need to find a woman I can trust. So when I'm rear-ended by a Prius, I figure it's a sign that I'm supposed to meet gorgeous, down-to-earth Teagan Monroe.
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Fake Wife but Real Chemistry
- By Nadine Bookaholic [Nadine's Obsessed with Books] on 11-17-19
By: Stacey Lynn
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Game Changer
- Change of Hearts Series 1
- By: Sierra Hill
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Hart, Tor Thom
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Up until two years ago, I was living large and my life's priorities were anchored to three things - my NBA stardom, money and celebrity. Until one night turned my world upside down and I suffered unspeakable loss. That event changed the man I was and made me a widowed single father. Now I'm a desperate parent trying to raise my special needs son and find him a trustworthy live-in nanny. Grad student Brooklyn Hayes may be the one, with her single-minded focus on caring for my son and finishing her Master's degree. She's the perfect fit for our needs. Maybe too perfect...
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Sweet and sexy
- By motleysu on 07-06-20
By: Sierra Hill
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Hating the Boss
- By: Kristen Granata
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs, Stephanie Rose
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
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One night. That's all it was supposed to be. Imagine my surprise when Mr. Sexy in a Suit breezed through the door on the first day of school. Ladies and gentlemen, meet my new boss.
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What I’m the fat phobia?!?!
- By Chelsea on 09-27-23
By: Kristen Granata
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Knocked Up
- Crazy Love, Book 2
- By: Stacey Lynn
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, John Lane
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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For the first time in my life, I'm living for myself - not for my parents and their ridiculous expectations. I gave up on my MBA, dropped out of the Ivy League, and moved to Portland to pursue my dream of becoming an artist. And what's the first thing I do? Get knocked up. For a tatted-up sex god, Braxton Henley seems way too eager to "be there for me". Is this guy serious? Maybe. He sure is patient. Because he won't back down until I admit what I know in my heart: that our one-night stand might've led me to the one.
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Wonderful
- By Dawn on 11-13-18
By: Stacey Lynn
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Best Friend's Li'l Sis
- Brother's Best Friend Series 1
- By: Katy Kaylee
- Narrated by: Alex Kydd, Elizabeth Russell
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Amber: How would I describe myself? Single mom. Strong as steel. Stupid - because I listen to my heart and not my head. Logan: This job interview was supposed to get Amber in front of me so I could apologize for hurting her. So I could figure out how to get a second chance to make her mine. I don't care if she's had kids since us - I've always wanted to be a dad. She's my best friend's li'l sis - we'll figure that out. I've got money - but I can't buy her. I was her first - she was mine. I want her to be my last. Wait...is that even possible?
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it was good but
- By amanda borgenhagen on 07-07-20
By: Katy Kaylee
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You Can Have Manhattan
- By: P. Dangelico
- Narrated by: Kasha Kensington, Iggy Toma
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Sydney Evans is no stranger to hard work. It's the one constant in her life. And with no family or friends to speak of it's been easy to pour everything she has into her career as general counsel for Blackstone Holdings. She wants for nothing. Until her boss offers her a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. All she has to do in return is marry his good-for-nothing son.
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P. Dangelico does it again!
- By Donna on 10-13-23
By: P. Dangelico
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Plus One
- By: Aleatha Romig
- Narrated by: Samantha Prescott, Brian Pallino
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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Duncan Willis is sexy and confident, the kind of man every woman notices. You know, the one with the to-die-for body. And then there's the way his designer suits drape over his broad shoulders and big...well, we've all heard the rumors, the ones that say he's up for any challenge. Men like him don't notice women like me, and they don't date them. Until that one time that I catch him in a compromising position when I'm also in need of a last-minute date for a wedding...and then it's not a real one, simply a plus-one. It's blackmail.
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Lord Save Me From Weak Emotionally Moronic Heroine
- By Sara Eisenhower on 10-02-17
By: Aleatha Romig
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Our Last Chance
- Heart of Hope, Book 1
- By: Ajme Williams
- Narrated by: Tim Paige, Sofia Willingham
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Nick, my brother's best friend, had me at first touch. It's hard to resist a hot doctor like him. Even for an innocent girl like me. He's a perfect blend of muscle and brains. And the way he trails his fingers across my curves melts me. I've spent years in the big city, longing for him. Now, I'm back in my hometown. Back in the same place as Nick. Working for the same damn hospital. What are the odds? The universe has pushed us back into a forbidden relationship. Nick got me pregnant. The last thing I wanted was an accidental pregnancy. But could it be the only thing we both need?
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DR LOVE
- By Tammielynn on 12-02-24
By: Ajme Williams
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The Cinderella Arrangement
- The Arrangement Series, Book 1
- By: Vanessa Waltz
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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Luke Pardini is many things: playboy, tabloid fodder, ridiculously attractive billionaire. He's the Prince Charming every woman dreams of. And he wants me to be his fake girlfriend. I don't want a relationship, even a make-believe one, but I do need the money. Writing isn't paying the bills, and I hardly have time for a second job, let alone a romance. But he's offering me a dream-come true. I'll get the fancy dresses, the formal dinners, the full Luke Pardini experience. I get to be Cinderella for a few weeks, then I'll trade in the shoes. No problem, right?
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Worst book ever
- By Ginger on 01-30-18
By: Vanessa Waltz
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Irresistible, Captivating, Forever
- The Bennett Series, Books 1-3
- By: Layla Hagen
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs, Kasha Kensington, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 44 mins
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My new client is trouble. From the moment I step into his office, he makes it clear that he wants me. I am the marketing consultant for his jewelry empire. Daydreaming about the hot CEO is definitely not on my to-do list. Neither is doing said CEO. But he breaks down all my defenses, until I'm ready to break all the rules for him, and I discover that it's all more fun if it's forbidden. But what happens when we get caught?
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wow. book 1- narrator choice is key
- By Lori L Thomas on 12-22-22
By: Layla Hagen
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Four Steps to the Perfect Revenge
- By: Lilian Monroe
- Narrated by: James Babson, Amy Hutchins
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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Even after their breakup, Ellie Davis can’t seem to shake her ex-fiancé. First it was the cheating, then it was the rumors, and now she finds out Jason’s been trying to get his greedy hands on her parents’ property. Where does it end? With revenge, Ellie decides. But she might just need a little help first. Enter Fernley Island’s OddJobs app. When the local boat mechanic she hires sends his nephew instead, Ellie has to readjust her plans to account for Hugh Hartford, who’s handsome, brooding, and only in town for a few days.
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So much fun!
- By Leanne on 10-01-24
By: Lilian Monroe
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- Grandma Tami
- 07-07-24
Favorite in series I think
Had a lot of giggle moments in my opinion and I love that! It was a fun Couple and the little girl too! I wish it had a little more in the ending with him putting his family in their place but that might be me being mad on his behalf lol
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- Kris Dee Carr
- 10-03-23
Sleeping dragon
So this seems like the last book of this delightful series. I’ve spent the last two weeks listening to all of the books from the series. You need to listen to them all from the beginning to get the depth of each person. Mia might have had the temper of a dragon hiding behind her small frame, but her heart was way kinder than what mine would have been to her ex husband! I adored her daughter!
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- Tracey Memoli
- 10-29-24
Love this series
I just love the Hearts Cove stories! I usually mourn the loss of the characters once I’ve finished a book.In this series I get to keep up with all of them!
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- Elissa Harrod
- 11-06-24
Laugh out loud wonderful
I think this was my favorite in the series of Heart Cove Hotties. I literally laughed out loud several times listening to this book. It was one of the more realistic stories and I loved it. I have enjoyed the entire series. Thank you.
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- Dr. G
- 06-01-23
I CAN'T STAND THE HEROINE
She is so annoying and damaged yet you don't know she's damaged until you already hate her. So far I'm contemplating not finishing the book and returning it. She is my favorite author so this one hurts me to write.
UPDATE Decided to finish it. However still not my favorite book nor do I care for the heroine.
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- Robin Kim
- 10-30-24
Engaging story I enjoyed.
Real life themes with relatable characters, and just enough romance and sex! Held my attention.
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- Mary Bradley
- 11-18-24
Negative attitudes
I think Dez should have run far and fast from that woman. The amount of push back he had to endour was insane. No way would he have to put up with that nonsense. Her issues were a bit strong. Sure it came to a hea but I almost stop listening after the tone did not change.
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- Amber
- 09-23-24
So much wasted potential
I don't think I have ever disliked a FMC as much as I do this one. she's selfish and cruel, frequently blaming her ex who is in fact an unworthy a-hole but she's nicer to him than the MMC. i don't think I've ever actively rooted afainst the HEA but this doesn't feel like the set up for a healthy relationship. the daughter was the best part of the whole story. I almost DNFd this one but I put it at double speed and pushed through the last quarter of the book. The narrators were fantastic and made it a good listen most of the way to l through and then finish it. If the narration wasn'ton point then u wouldn't have finished this book.
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