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Tim Alexander
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Ryan Kanaley
About this listen
Drunk as Fu*k is part memoir, part self-development, with a touch of comedy. Specifically, my self-development and the ridiculous stories involving my affair with alcohol.
Although this book outlines my life story surrounding alcohol, and ultimately ending my relationship with it, it also serves as an advisory note to those in similar situations and their loved ones, along with a dash of comedic relief. Even if alcohol or addiction doesn't directly affect you, this book is sure to entertain!
©2022 Ryan Kanaley (P)2022 Ryan KanaleyListeners also enjoyed...
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- Cyrus Ta
- 07-29-22
I recommended this audiobook.
I so relayed to her experience. I loved her raw honesty. Glad she shared this with the world.
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- Tiffany Shaw
- 08-02-22
I really appreciate this audible.
This was not the case at all here. Tim Alexander is one of my favorites and he gives a masterful performance here.
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- Rowena Potts
- 07-27-22
Very informative audiobook on the subject.
This book was wonderful and I loved that it was written about towns so close to my hometown.
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- Joaquina Garon
- 07-29-22
I was so much interested to learn about this book.
I would recommend it to any active alcoholic or family member. I was so much interested to learn about this book.
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- Pillman
- 01-21-23
Great read
Loved the audio book. Really appreciated his story and his different perspectives on his addiction.
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- Lucas143
- 09-04-22
Inspirational Book Appropriate for Everyone!
While it's true that drinking may become an obsession, the author makes it abundantly obvious that there are healthier methods to cope with negative emotions (and the occasional upswing) in life.
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- Wilma Herrera
- 08-02-22
A very simple and well-spoken this audible.
The narrator was great, especially with making distinct voices. Plenty of action and humor. A very simple and well-spoken this audible.
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- Lorenzo Rominger
- 08-01-22
I fell more comfortable with this knowledge.
The narrator was great, especially with making distinct voices. I fell more comfortable with this knowledge.
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- Larry P. Soles
- 09-12-22
Mind blowing book!!
This book has a ton of useful information. Although the formatting isn't my favorite, I was able to overlook it because the guts are excellent! I recently purchased it
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- Kara Starcher
- 08-02-22
Thanks author for sharing this audible.
Pretty good book for fun light hearted sci-fi adventure think hard luck hank or space team
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