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Narrated by:
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Aaron Shedlock
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By:
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Jonathan Chateau
About this listen
Energy Drink is a supernatural thriller about the price of vanity and those who are willing to sell it.
Miller is frustrated.
Hours at the gym and nothing to show for it. But once a coworker introduces him to RECRUT, a sports energy drink that guarantees results, the gains come quick.
It isn't long before Miller attains the godlike physique he's always wanted. Unfortunately, these 12 little ounces come with a side effect - a high price he never expected to pay.
And the more RECRUT he drinks, the more his world begins to unravel, uncovering a sinister side of himself he never knew existed.
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- Brian
- 09-15-19
Definitely Made Me Think Twice About My Energy...
Definitely Made Me Think Twice About My Energy Drinks
4.5 out of 5 stars
Energy Drink tells a story of a seemingly boring guy working for a boring insurance company. He’s stuck in a “thing” (read not a relationship) with the girl of his dreams and isn’t going anywhere with his normal work out routine. His coworker offers him a can of Mayhem – an energy drink that he promises will help him get better in the gym. Miller decides to take just half to see what it’ll do for him. What follows is a crazy tale and one that surprised me.
I love a good short story – especially one that’s as well written and performed as Energy Drink is. I could tell it was quickly building towards something interesting, I just couldn’t guess exactly what it was going to be. That was fascinating to me. That I knew the book was ending in a couple of minutes and I still couldn’t exactly guess how Chateau was going to end it.
Overall, I thought that the writing was well done, the suspense was there, along with the intrigue. Chateau kept me guessing til the bitter end and even then threw me for a loop. Aaron Shedlock also did a great job performing this book. I enjoyed listening to it and thought he added to the story with his narration.
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- PATRICIA
- 11-27-17
Take the hour
So much like an episode of the Twilight Zone, this novella will speed through the hour it takes to listen to it. Miller, unhappy with his results from consistent workouts takes the advice of his friend and incorporates a miracle Energy Drink into his routine. Little does he know how this drink will effect his entire life! Not only is he more fit in a short period of time, but he will find that his entire life will be changed by this drink.
With his vast library of voices, Aaron Shedlock creates the world that Energy Drink takes us into. With both male and female voices, as well as cryptic voices in Miller's head, Shedlock will entertain and keep the suspense flowing through the story from beginning to end.
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