
Everything's Annoying
A Collection of Dark Fiction and Horror
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Narrated by:
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Ryan Oliver Jones
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By:
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J.C. Michael
About this listen
From J.C. Michael, author of Pandemonium, comes Everything’s Annoying, a collection of dark fiction and horror.
Covering a variety of themes, Everything’s Annoying provides an array of unsettling tales that will stay with you long after listening.
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