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  • F-ck Whales

  • Also Families, Poetry, Folksy Wisdom and You
  • By: Maddox
  • Narrated by: Maddox
  • Length: 4 hrs and 53 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (93 ratings)

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F-ck Whales

By: Maddox
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Publisher's summary

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.

In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F-ck Whales doesn't fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.

©2017 Maddox (P)2017 Simon & Schuster, Inc.
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F*ck you too.

Liked it, maybe some points were a little weak. That's most likely due overexposure to Ruckas arguments.

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Excellent essay

I loved it and fuck you if you didn't. Having Maddox ranting in my ears for more than 4 hours was both entertaining and enlightening.

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It's OK.

Been a fan of Maddox since the late 90's. First half of the book is classic Maddox and very funny. Second half of the book seems to take a nose dive into social justice conversation points. It is well written and I am sure others will love it. Just not my type of book.

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a hilariously fun read!

hilarious essays from my favorite childhood internet hero. I agreed with almost every single essay I read even though I believe it was deliberately over-exaggerated.

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F*ck Reviews

Worth it just to hear the publisher's classical music and voiceover actress say the title

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Sprinted from the gate, but...

...turned into a long, monologous bitchfest of unlaundered opinions regarding everything on the planet. Still, Maddox is undeniably brilliant - sporadically. Worth the purchase. Just make sure you have lots of patience.

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Fuck this book

Fuck this book and fuck this review. It's a great read. Read it like a dictionary of contrary-ism.

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Enlightening and Hilarious

Whales are terrible, but this book is not. I recommend this audiobook to anybody who has ears.

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another great book by one of my favorite satirists

maddox reading his own material is truly a dream come true. well done yet again sir

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Yes

YES YES YES YES YES YES

THANK you, NO problem.
(P.S. It's hidden in the liquor cabinet)

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