FOTUS
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Dylan Walker
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Kevin Kunundrum
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FOTUS is a political satire that takes place in a futuristic America in which Alexander Rett, a self-aware talking embryo, defies medical science, runs to become president from within the womb, wins, and during his first few amazing months as leader of the Free World, coins himself the Fetus of the United States (FOTUS).
Without even a fully developed brain yet, the fetus embraces the role with an unorthodox sense of humor; he participates in presidential debates, helps pass important national bills, oversees domestic and international affairs, and even runs his own Twitter account where he continually engages in political quarrels - all through a window in his mother's stomach, an intercom to the outside world, and his cell phone.
The nuanced story line, although seemingly inconceivable, touches on conflicting views on various issues - civil rights, gun control, abortion - that are topical in the political climate of modern-day America. FOTUS is joined in his bureaucratic ventures by a myriad of animated characters, including his White House personal secretary, chief of staff, press secretary, chief intern, personal bartender, and, of course, his parents.
FOTUS is an outlandish yet relevant take on contemporary politics and what it's like to be president with the entire world watching and criticizing your every move, narrated by the inquisitive, ambitious, anything-but-boring mind of an unborn child.
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- By Barbara S on 11-18-21
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Pride and Protest
- By: Nikki Payne
- Narrated by: Kacie Rogers, Ron Nery Jr.
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Liza B.—the only DJ who gives a jam—wants to take her neighborhood back from the soulless property developer dropping unaffordable condos on every street corner in DC. But her planned protest at a corporate event takes a turn after she mistakes the smoldering-hot CEO for the waitstaff. When they go toe-to-toe, the sparks fly—but her impossible-to-ignore family thwarts her every move. Liza wants Dorsey Fitzgerald out of her hood, but she’ll settle for getting him out of her head.
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The CHEMISTRY
- By Kristen Killen on 09-18-23
By: Nikki Payne
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Point B
- A Teleportation Love Story
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler
- Length: 15 hrs and 19 mins
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When the corporate monolith PortSys brought porting to the masses, CEO Emilia Kirsch and her son, Jason, accomplished what every other start-up company had failed to deliver. They really did change the world. They reversed climate change. They created a multitrillion-dollar industry out of thin air, curing economic woes across the globe. They made it so that anyone could be anywhere simply by touching a screen...including the man who murdered Sarah Huff. Now, Sarah’s 17-year-old sister, Anna, is determined to hunt the bastard down. But there are a few problems.
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Sherry Potter’s only got one spell: portkey
- By aaron gilbert on 11-02-20
By: Drew Magary
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Will
- By: Will Smith, Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Will Smith
- Length: 16 hrs and 16 mins
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One of the most dynamic and globally recognized entertainment forces of our time opens up fully about his life, in a brave and inspiring book that traces his learning curve to a place where outer success, inner happiness, and human connection are aligned. Along the way, Will tells the story in full of one of the most amazing rides through the worlds of music and film that anyone has ever had.
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Will sure loves Will
- By Kejeco on 11-18-21
By: Will Smith, and others
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The Grand Opening
- A Family Business Novel
- By: Carl Weber, Eric Pete
- Narrated by: Jules Williamson, B. Lipton Bennett, Ebony Mendez, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Travel back to a small Southern town where, before there was Duncan Motors, there were the Duncan brothers: Louis, aka Sweet Lou, a lover of ladies and life and a man you did not want to cross; Lawrence, aka Larry, a screw-up as attracted to trouble as it was to him; and Lavernius, better known as LC, the soft-spoken college boy who simply wanted to sell cars.
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Heavy R
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 08-22-16
By: Carl Weber, and others
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The Purple Don
- An Illuminati Novel
- By: SLMN
- Narrated by: L. Steven Taylor
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Joey Diamonds is on the verge of being a “made” man, with ice-cold blue eyes that pierce through the hearts of women...and men. After being disowned by his Mafia family, losing the love of his life, and realizing the world at large is his enemy, Joey throws extreme caution to the wind on his journey of self-debauchery in the name of fame and fortune. The Purple Don is the story of how self-destruction is never simply an internal state, and everyone around can be destroyed in the process.
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This was a good story!
- By tracey on 04-18-24
By: SLMN
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The Last Detail
- A Novel
- By: Darryl Ponicsan
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
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Unlike other branches of the armed services, the Navy draws its police force from the ranks as temporary duty - Shore Patrol. In this funny, bawdy, moving audiobook set during the height of the Vietnam War, two career sailors in transit in Norfolk, Virginia - Billy "Bad-Ass" Buddusky and Mule Mulhall - are assigned to escort 18-year-old Larry Meadows from Norfolk to the brig in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, where he is to serve an eight-year sentence for petty theft. It's good duty, until the two old salts realize the injustice of the sentence and are oddly affected by the naive innocence of their young prisoner.
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Surprising ending
- By bella on 09-11-20
By: Darryl Ponicsan
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- d. walker
- 11-01-19
Hilariously Absurd
A self-aware fetus elected president? Of course he's a republican. I love how clever the book is. The absurd characters (President Er Magherd of Hangry), and the not-so-subtle swipes at 45. I look forward to reading the rest of the trilogy.
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- Kevin
- 01-11-20
funny, a new take in the hilarity everyday life
worth the listen. it was an odd but pleasurable experience. would definitely. recommend as a fun listen as well as an insight to the absurdity of politics.
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- Jon Doe
- 01-10-20
A bit slow to start, easy to hate, but keep going.
First off, this being an audiobook, in my case, I should note that the reading was wonderful. The differing dialect between the same words in the space of a couple of sentences was flawless, if a bit disconcerting to process, but that is the nature of the book, and the subject matter, not the reader. Still, if you cannot deal with that, be warned.
As for the subject matter, the main character is one that is easy to dislike. Even more, those that surround him. There is subtle progression, some might even say rebirth, throughout the novel, but you might have to take some time away to reflect on what you have heard, and calm down a bit. In the end, it was worth it to get through the tough parts, and see the humanity in the story. To say that it was worth it, alone, does not do the book justice. The wordplay involved is, though from a different perspective that one might normally see, insane in it's over-the-top nature. This book, unfortunately, gives Poe's law a run for it's money, and all bets are off till you get to the end.
I requested a free review copy of this audiobook, with expectation of my honest review. Thank you for allowing me to listen to and review the book.
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- Ethan
- 01-07-20
Check out the sample
Note: I received this book for free in exchange for a fair review.
If you've seen the movie Idiocracy, you'll be familiar with both the strengths and weaknesses of this book. There are lots of clever gags and wordplay, and they can be pretty fun, and I actually think it's strongest toward the end of the book. If you listen to the audio sample, you'll probably get a good idea if you'll enjoy the type of humor this book offers.
It didn't always work for me for two reasons. First, the current political climate is so insane, it's almost beyond parody. Second, sometimes a book that is making fun of 'dumbness' by showing 'dumbness' and reveling in the humor starts to feel dumb in it's own right. For people that like that type of blurred line in their satyr, you'll probably have a lot of fun.
The narration is solid. Again the audio sample will give you a pretty good idea of what to expect. I think for the right listener this might be something they'll really enjoy.
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- Deedra
- 04-03-20
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It started out funny but got to be too much.There were a lot of good jokes,but too many bad ones,I couldn't finish it.Dylan Walker was a good narrator.I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Mitch
- 01-12-20
Too many jokes, not enough funny.
All the problems I have with this book lie in the source material. The narrator is fine and is doing his damnedest to carry the story. I knew what I was getting into. "Fetus-President, oh ho, this should be a funny, not-so-serious satire." The problem is that it treats everything like a joke. The story can’t go two or three lines without trying to make a silly quip or call someone a goofy name. I feel as if this lessens the impact of any really funny parts because it’s preceded by the characters trying too hard to be funny. This also goes further to downplay any seriousness of the moment when the entire cast of characters is trying to be funny. There’s a moment that takes place during a press conference where the press is questioning the president’s ability to lead that devolves into the press making jokes amongst itself that take all weight out of the chapter. There was a serious chapter of the president’s secretary having a moment of reflection where I thought the book was going to have a change of direction. These hopes were dashed as the book went back to the status quo. The amount of unnecessary cursing also takes away from the potential comedy of the book. It just seems like half the characters are middle school students that just learned how to drop an F-bomb.
The format is bizarre. This is the audiobook format so it shouldn’t matter, but it seems like the story is written like a play. There are long monologues of the main character talking in first-person directly to the audience which are the followed by actions taken place in the third-person. However in later chapters there are flashbacks where the main character isn’t directly talking to the audience which are entirely in first-person. Furthermore there are conversations between two character that list their names and their dialogue like, again, it were a script. The inconsistency was pretty jarring and kept taking me out of the book.
The personality of the main character almost feels like this story was written as just a Presidential satire of Donald Trump directly and the fetus thing was added in later. The mannerisms and habits of the character are ripped directly from Trump, shoved into the personality of a high school jock, and dropped that into a fetus. I feel like the concept of the fetus President alone could have been funny if he wasn’t trying to be Trump. Just seems a little too on the nose.
The book also has a little of the Ready Player One problem where it seems to list references to stuff JUST to list references to stuff. "Such-and-such is just like that one scene in The Godfather, So-and-so just like Scarface." It really doesn’t add much and seems almost like a Family Guy cut-away gag without the gag. Oddly enough the book wants to have it both ways in places. It wants to reference genuine pop culture but at the same time have its own version of pop culture. It can have Back to the Future but has an alternate reality version of Saturday Night Live.
I tried to give this book a chance. I genuinely tried. But at 4 hours in I knew it wasn’t going to get any better. I feel like the book suffers from it trying to be too funny. While trying to shove jokes into every line, it doesn’t allow genuine jokes to grow and mature. I think if the book was trimmed down to half, and maybe the plot was was more focused, this could have been a genuinely good story.
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