Goat Lips
Tales of a Lapsed Englishman
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $15.56
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Matthew Taylor
-
By:
-
Matthew Taylor
About this listen
- Gold Winner in Humor at National IPPY Book Awards
- Silver medals in Memoir & Illustration at CIPA EVVY Book Awards
- Finalist in Humor at USA Book Awards
- Finalist in Humor at Indy Excellence Awards
Goat Lips delivers a thought-provoking romp through a lapsed Englishman's life, who - after a quarter century of living in the United States - realized he'd neglected to renew his subscription to England.
Matthew's relentless wit and insight is front and center as we bounce between England and the United States, experiencing one hilarious, and sometimes poignant, tale after another - from escaping the clutches of the law to the pain and joy of parenthood, discovering the dangers of real ale and the agony of not being heard, whilst savoring a fiery dessert, the glamour of show business, the awkwardness of nakedness, and the utter wrongness of a Jesus piñata! His ability to question the assumptions of everyday life with a wry grin, tender touch, and a twinkle in his kind eyes makes Matthew's tales endlessly entertaining. You'll want to hear them more than once and even share them aloud with others in your best English accent.
©2015 Matthew Taylor (P)2016 Matthew TaylorListeners also enjoyed...
-
Before He Finds Her
- By: Michael Kardos
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone in the quiet Jersey Shore town of Silver Bay knows the story: on a Sunday evening in September 1991, Ramsey Miller threw a blowout block party, then murdered his beautiful wife and three-year-old daughter. But everyone is wrong. The daughter got away. Now she is nearly eighteen and tired of living in secrecy. Under the name Melanie Denison, she has spent the last fifteen years in small-town West Virginia as part of the Witness Protection Program. She has never been allowed to travel, go to a school dance, or even have internet at home. Precautions must be taken at every turn, because Ramsey Miller was never caught and might still be looking for his daughter.
-
-
Riveting Mystery Glues-2-U for Hours
- By W Perry Hall on 02-09-15
By: Michael Kardos
-
Skipping Christmas
- A Novel
- By: John Grisham
- Narrated by: Dennis Boutsikaris
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Best selling author John Grisham ( A Time to Kill, The Brethren) returns with a new tale for modern times, offering a hilarious look at the chaos and frenzy that have become a part of our holiday tradition.
-
-
God-awful
- By Aaron on 12-12-02
By: John Grisham
-
The Longest Way Home
- One Man's Quest for the Courage to Settle Down
- By: Andrew McCarthy
- Narrated by: Andrew McCarthy
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Unable to commit to his fiancée of nearly four years - and with no clear understanding of what’s holding him back - Andrew McCarthy finds himself at a crossroads, plagued by doubts that have clung to him for a lifetime. Something in his character has kept him always at a distance, preventing him from giving himself wholeheartedly to the woman he loves and from becoming the father that he knows his children deserve. So before he loses everything he cares about, Andrew sets out to look for answers.
-
-
boring
- By Anonymous User on 06-06-13
By: Andrew McCarthy
-
Double Take
- By: Kevin Michael Connolly
- Narrated by: Kevin Michael Connolly
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Double take: a rapid or surprised second look, either literal or figurative, at a person or situation whose significance has not been completely grasped at first. Kevin Michael Connolly is a 23-year-old man who has seen the world in a way most of us never will. Whether swarmed by Japanese tourists at Epcot Center as a child or holding court at the X Games on his mono-ski, Kevin Connolly has been an object of curiosity since the day he was born without legs.
-
-
Love this story so much
- By R. MCRACKAN on 07-04-18
-
A Visit from the Goon Squad
- By: Jennifer Egan
- Narrated by: Roxana Ortega
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jennifer Egan’s spellbinding interlocking narratives circle the lives of Bennie Salazar, an aging former punk rocker and record executive, and Sasha, the passionate, troubled young woman he employs. Although Bennie and Sasha never discover each other’s pasts, the listener does, in intimate detail, along with the secret lives of a host of other characters whose paths intersect with theirs, over many years, in locales as varied as New York, San Francisco, Naples, and Africa.
-
-
Deep and dazzling novel, brilliantly read!
- By J. W. Coop on 06-29-19
By: Jennifer Egan
-
Under a Maui Moon
- A Hideaway Novel, Book One
- By: Robin Jones Gunn
- Narrated by: Deborah Marlowe
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Acclaimed for her beloved Sisterchicks novels, multiple Christy Award winner Robin Jones Gunn launches the Hideaway series with this poignant tale. Expecting to enjoy her empty nest years, Carissa suddenly loses her job. To make matters worse, her husband’s burgeoning counseling business now requires him to spend three nights a week away from home. Feeling alone and unloved, she takes advantage of an unusual Maui vacation opportunity to sort out her life.
-
-
Beautiful story!
- By Denise Hyde on 09-16-24
By: Robin Jones Gunn
-
Before He Finds Her
- By: Michael Kardos
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Everyone in the quiet Jersey Shore town of Silver Bay knows the story: on a Sunday evening in September 1991, Ramsey Miller threw a blowout block party, then murdered his beautiful wife and three-year-old daughter. But everyone is wrong. The daughter got away. Now she is nearly eighteen and tired of living in secrecy. Under the name Melanie Denison, she has spent the last fifteen years in small-town West Virginia as part of the Witness Protection Program. She has never been allowed to travel, go to a school dance, or even have internet at home. Precautions must be taken at every turn, because Ramsey Miller was never caught and might still be looking for his daughter.
-
-
Riveting Mystery Glues-2-U for Hours
- By W Perry Hall on 02-09-15
By: Michael Kardos
-
Skipping Christmas
- A Novel
- By: John Grisham
- Narrated by: Dennis Boutsikaris
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Best selling author John Grisham ( A Time to Kill, The Brethren) returns with a new tale for modern times, offering a hilarious look at the chaos and frenzy that have become a part of our holiday tradition.
-
-
God-awful
- By Aaron on 12-12-02
By: John Grisham
-
The Longest Way Home
- One Man's Quest for the Courage to Settle Down
- By: Andrew McCarthy
- Narrated by: Andrew McCarthy
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Unable to commit to his fiancée of nearly four years - and with no clear understanding of what’s holding him back - Andrew McCarthy finds himself at a crossroads, plagued by doubts that have clung to him for a lifetime. Something in his character has kept him always at a distance, preventing him from giving himself wholeheartedly to the woman he loves and from becoming the father that he knows his children deserve. So before he loses everything he cares about, Andrew sets out to look for answers.
-
-
boring
- By Anonymous User on 06-06-13
By: Andrew McCarthy
-
Double Take
- By: Kevin Michael Connolly
- Narrated by: Kevin Michael Connolly
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Double take: a rapid or surprised second look, either literal or figurative, at a person or situation whose significance has not been completely grasped at first. Kevin Michael Connolly is a 23-year-old man who has seen the world in a way most of us never will. Whether swarmed by Japanese tourists at Epcot Center as a child or holding court at the X Games on his mono-ski, Kevin Connolly has been an object of curiosity since the day he was born without legs.
-
-
Love this story so much
- By R. MCRACKAN on 07-04-18
-
A Visit from the Goon Squad
- By: Jennifer Egan
- Narrated by: Roxana Ortega
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jennifer Egan’s spellbinding interlocking narratives circle the lives of Bennie Salazar, an aging former punk rocker and record executive, and Sasha, the passionate, troubled young woman he employs. Although Bennie and Sasha never discover each other’s pasts, the listener does, in intimate detail, along with the secret lives of a host of other characters whose paths intersect with theirs, over many years, in locales as varied as New York, San Francisco, Naples, and Africa.
-
-
Deep and dazzling novel, brilliantly read!
- By J. W. Coop on 06-29-19
By: Jennifer Egan
-
Under a Maui Moon
- A Hideaway Novel, Book One
- By: Robin Jones Gunn
- Narrated by: Deborah Marlowe
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Acclaimed for her beloved Sisterchicks novels, multiple Christy Award winner Robin Jones Gunn launches the Hideaway series with this poignant tale. Expecting to enjoy her empty nest years, Carissa suddenly loses her job. To make matters worse, her husband’s burgeoning counseling business now requires him to spend three nights a week away from home. Feeling alone and unloved, she takes advantage of an unusual Maui vacation opportunity to sort out her life.
-
-
Beautiful story!
- By Denise Hyde on 09-16-24
By: Robin Jones Gunn
-
Sole Survivor
- A Novel
- By: Dean Koontz
- Narrated by: Ryan Burke
- Length: 12 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Crime reporter Joe Carpenter lost his wife and two daughters in the crash of Flight 353. Joe is unable to work, think, or do anything but grieve, and wait for his own death. Then Joe meets Rose, a woman who claims to be the crash’s sole survivor. But before Joe can probe further, the elusive Rose slips away and Joe is left with haunting questions: If Rose lived through the crash, is it possible his family could have survived it, too? Did the authorities conspire to hide what really happened that night? Joe’s search for the truth will shatter him - and force him to question everything he thinks he knows about life and death.
-
-
Does anyone listen to these recordings to proof?
- By Cindy L. Sheehan on 08-02-22
By: Dean Koontz
-
Dark Beginnings
- By: Michael Robertson Jr
- Narrated by: Joe Cliff Thompson
- Length: 2 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With visits from lingering spirits, telepathic whispers, and an uncanny ability to solve the unexplainable, Lance has spent the first 22 years of his life in his small hometown, wishing only to be normal. His mother is his most trusted confidant, and together they've survived as Lance comes to grips with his gifts, his burdens, and the unsettling knowledge of the darkness that lives among us.
-
-
A must listen series
- By Michelle Grindle on 06-21-23
-
Nowhere for Very Long
- The Unexpected Road to an Unconventional Life
- By: Brianna Madia
- Narrated by: Brianna Madia
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this beautifully written, vividly detailed memoir, a young woman chronicles her adventures traveling across the deserts of the American West in an orange van named Bertha and reflects on an unconventional approach to life
-
-
not what I thought
- By J. Abrego on 04-16-22
By: Brianna Madia
-
Blind Curves
- A Woman, a Motorcycle, and a Journey to Reinvent Herself
- By: Linda Crill
- Narrated by: Tamara Marston
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After months of following one-size-fits-all advice for a 57-year-old widow, Linda Crill is still miserable, until she makes a rebellious spur-of-the-moment decision: she trades her corporate suits for motorcycle leathers and commits herself to a 2,500-mile road trip down America’s Pacific Northwest coast on a Harley. The problem: she doesn’t know how to ride and has only 30 days to learn. Four short weeks later, Linda joins two men and a woman for a white-knuckled, exhilarating road trip along the west coast from Vancouver, Canada, to the wine country of Mendocino, California....
-
-
Get in touch with the feminine biker in you.
- By Theodore John on 09-15-15
By: Linda Crill
-
Life Is a Marathon
- A Memoir of Love and Endurance
- By: Matt Fitzgerald
- Narrated by: Jamie Renell
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An endurance athlete and coach reveals how the marathon transforms the lives of everyone who attempts it - and how it has helped his own family cope with serious adversity.
-
-
Not my favorite running book
- By riogirl1992 on 03-05-22
By: Matt Fitzgerald
-
Whirligig
- By: Paul Fleischman
- Narrated by: Robert Field, Lily Christian, Alex Hauk, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Newbery Medal winner Paul Fleischman writes a profoundly moving story of connectedness and the journey of a young soul to self-discovery. Told through the voices of five characters and narrated by age-appropriate actors, Whirligig compels the listener with its lesson on how our actions can impact the lives of others - even years later. A stunningly authentic listening experience.
-
-
Fabulous
- By Tim on 03-21-17
By: Paul Fleischman
-
Margarita Wednesdays
- Making a New Life by the Mexican Sea
- By: Deborah Rodriguez
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In answer to the question of what happened following her New York Times best seller Kabul Beauty School, Deborah Rodriquez is back with a new memoir Irreverent, insightful, and blatantly honest, Deborah takes us along on her inspiring journey of self-discovery and renewal after she is forced to flee Afghanistan in 2007. She first lands in California, where she feels like a misfit teetering on the brink of sanity. Where was that fearless redhead who stared danger in the face back in Kabul?
-
-
Enjoyable
- By porkypenguin on 12-19-22
-
First Train out of Denver
- By: Leo Jenkins
- Narrated by: Corey M. Snow
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On a tenebrous winter morning in Denver, Colorado, Leo Jenkins felt the weight of the world crushing him. Leo has a decision to make - maintain a comfortable position in a career he's no longer passionate about - or take a massive leap of faith. Giving up everything he's ever known, Jenkins sells his business, purges every possession that won't fit into a single backpack, and sets off into the world in pursuit of answers.
-
-
Leo does great work!
- By Anonymous User on 12-16-20
By: Leo Jenkins
-
Toward Yesterday
- By: Paul Antony Jones
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What would you do if you suddenly found yourself 25 years in the past? For the nine billion people living in the year 2042 it's no longer a question...it's a reality. When a seemingly simple experiment goes disastrously wrong, James Baston finds himself stranded in the past alongside the rest of mankind. Here the old are young once more, the dead live again, and civilization is in chaos.
-
-
Creative concept; so-so implementation
- By Wayne on 05-06-16
-
The Pleasure of My Company
- By: Steve Martin
- Narrated by: Steve Martin
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Daniel Pecan Cambridge, 30, 35, 38 or 27, depending on how he feels that day, is a young man whose life is rich and full, provided he never leaves his Santa Monica apartment. After all, outside there are 8-inch-high curbs and there's always the horrible chance he might see a gas station attendant wearing a blue hat. So, except for the occasional trip to the Rite Aid to admire the California girl Zandy and to buy earplugs because they're on sale, he stays home a lot. And good thing, too.
-
-
An Odd, Compelling Story
- By John Fladd on 11-22-03
By: Steve Martin
-
Season's End
- By: Will North
- Narrated by: Tom Taylorson
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On his way to work, Colin Ryan finds the woman whom he has loved for 30 years - his best friend’s wife – lying motionless on a dangerous bend in the road, unconscious and near death from alcohol poisoning. Believing she’s tried to kill herself, Colin does what he’s done since the beginning of their turbulent friendship: he nurtures and comforts her, this time with an eye toward solving the mystery that’s left her half dead on the foggy roadside. In signature North style, at once lyrical and gripping, Season's End gathers a brilliant cast of characters - richly rendered and beautifully grounded - against the sumptuous backdrop of Washington State’s Puget Sound.
-
-
A superb piece of writing by a gifted author.
- By P. D. Small on 10-06-16
By: Will North
-
Abducted
- By: Brian Pinkerton
- Narrated by: Beth Richmond
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Just a second. That was all it took. In that second Anita Sherwood sees the face of the young boy in the window of the bus as it stops at the curb...and she knows it is her son. The son who had been kidnapped two years before. The son who had never been found and who had been declared legally dead. But now her son is alive. Anita knows it in her heart. She is certain that the boy is her son, but how can she get anyone to believe her?
-
-
Disappointing
- By Yikes on 03-14-17
By: Brian Pinkerton
What listeners say about Goat Lips
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- piewacki
- 05-11-16
well read
would I recommend yes, but it takes a certain kinda person to pick up this book.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- AdaChaDad
- 05-04-16
Jolly good!
I had only relatively low expectations for this book. Typically, short stories don't quite hit the mark for me. Also, English humor usually strikes me as trying to be funny, but not actually attaining the goal. However, Goat Lips way overachieved on both levels! All of the stories ranged from reasonably funny to hilarious; except for the few that were meant to be poignant. The narration was also excellent, adding another layer of enjoyment to a very fine book. This was a most enjoyable change of pace from what I usually enjoy. I encourage you to let Matthew Taylor bring new meaning to goat lips, and several other things, with his work. I received this book for free in exchange for an unbiased review.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Jo
- 05-10-16
Superb!
I have (or had) no idea who Matthew Taylor is. But with a title like "Goat Lips" I had to listen. So funny! So many different levels of humor and all of them clever. I look forward to listening to this one again very soon - something that I rarely ever do. I still don't really know who Mr Taylor is (had to google him) but I certainly know lots about him and I like what I know. I do hope this is not his only book. More please!!
He does a good job narrating - lots of emotion and inflections come through. I gave this an overall of 5 stars but only 4 on performance and story. The sum is greater than its parts.
I was gifted this fabulous audiobook in exchange for an honest opinion.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Mary Karowski
- 04-24-16
Hilarious look at the life of a comedian
Fascinating look into the life of a comedian and how everyday situations become the fuel for his comedy. The story of the "goat lips" is prevalent throughout the book in its scope and impact. Love the line about jiggle stoppers. Great read great narration. Optimum listening speed 1.25. I received this audiobook for free from the author narrator or publisher for free via audiobookblast in exchange for an unbiased review.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Deedra
- 05-18-17
Goat Lips
Loving Brits like I do,I assumed I would enjoy this.I did not find it funny, for the most part.Matthew Taylor has a nice narrating voice.I was provided this book by the author,narrator or publisher.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- EP
- 05-23-16
Great Storyteller
Where does Goat Lips rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This audiobook is great! The narrator delivers a variety of personal stories from the author's life while living in the United States and abroad. Most of these stories are amusing, but some are touching, while others are pee-your-pants funny. The narration of this audiobook is excellent; the author's wry sense of humor is communicated effectively. Time will fly by when you are listening to this audiobook!
Any additional comments?
I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- in1ear (John Row)
- 04-25-16
Real Ale, Marsh Flat, Talking Goat
What made the experience of listening to Goat Lips the most enjoyable?
The humor, a subtle absurdity, and great narration.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Matthew Taylor, this is autobiographical. The situational story telling and the subtle NON "look at me! Aren't I funny?" presentation.
Which character – as performed by Matthew Taylor – was your favorite?
Uhh... Matthew Taylor? Though the sight seeing driver who stole the car keys was up there too.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
I did! And will again.
Any additional comments?
Matthew has connections to Denver, Colorado (my local haunt) as well as other locations and those references were fun. Funny! Not in the slapstick sense. Love this storytelling, funny work.Thank you for letting me review it.This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of AudiobookBoom dot com.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!