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Elizabeth Evans
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Scott Meyer
About this listen
From the author of the “Magic 2.0” series comes an outer space caper where it’s the thief who’s having something stolen from her - her life.
It is the distant future, and Baird is a loner, a part time spy, and a notorious alleged thief. “Notorious” for the audacity of her crimes; “alleged” because nobody has ever been able to legally prove she committed any of them.
When the hush-hush agency known as the Toolbox recruits Baird, being a clandestine operative seems like a great way to get paid to do what she already does anyway. That is, until a mission goes wrong, and Baird is infected with a deadly virus. With only seven days to live, Baird has to complete a series of daring missions, each one designed to bring her closer to a cure.
Allegedly.
Baird suspects the Toolbox might not be telling her the whole truth. She's not sure what to believe or who to trust.
And the clock is ticking.
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Dr. Abby Corman has a bold idea: open a stable doorway between our world and an uninhabited parallel Earth. A new world we can use to mine resources to end poverty, grow enough food to end all hunger, and allow for population growth to end overcrowding. What could be a more noble aspiration for a brilliant young scientist? But the path to hell is paved with good intentions....
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Simple
- By nick on 12-05-20
By: Jonathan Maberry
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Self Help
- By: Ben H. Winters
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Ron Perlman
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
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Jack Diller is just one more struggling actor on the road to nowhere. He’s got an agent who barely remembers his name, his ex-girlfriend has hooked up with a Silicon Valley dude, and the milk in his fridge is so far past its sell-by date it’s historic. The only way Jack can scrape together a bare existence is by delivering food to exactly the types of successful people he wishes he could be. Then, one day, a very strange audiobook shows up on his phone.
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Entertaining and slightly thought provoking, overall humorous
- By Jaxon on 05-30-22
By: Ben H. Winters
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
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Another Life
- By: Karla Marie Sweet
- Narrated by: Erin Doherty, Kingsley Ben-Adir
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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When the External Womb Programme is launched, the news is controversial. Hundreds take to the streets in protest, feeling strongly that growing a baby outside of the human body is "unnatural". But thousands more people rejoice: at last, an alternative for those who wish to have children but worry about the physical toll it may take. A chance that throwing a baby-shaped grenade into one's career path might not derail it entirely.
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Surprised Me
- By Courtney Lichtenwalner on 01-20-25
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Zeroes
- By: David Reed
- Narrated by: Paterson Joseph, Danielle Vitalis, Katherine Parkinson, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
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200 years in the future, environmental catastrophe has befallen the Earth, leaving the skies and weather systems transformed into a nightmarish maelstrom of rainbow chemicals, and the city of London wiped off the map (opinion remains divided on whether or not this was the best outcome for the country).
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this is great
- By Mom on 04-21-25
By: David Reed
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Tansy Bloom, Monster Hunter
- By: L. J. Weller
- Narrated by: Tanya Reynolds
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
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Three months ago, Tansy Bloom quit monster hunting. Since then, she’s been trying to live a normal life (whatever that means), but ending up single, unemployed, and living on a boat outside her godfather’s pub definitely wasn’t part of the plan. So, when Tansy’s ex-husband – fellow monster hunter Rex Barclay – turns up like a bad penny and asks for her help with his latest investigation, Tansy reluctantly agrees. At first, the job appears to be a straightforward monster hunt – following a spate of large creature sightings, Rex believes a werewolf is on the loose in Norfolk.
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Romance Whiplash
- By Julie on 07-18-24
By: L. J. Weller
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#1 in Customer Service
- The Complete Adventures of Tom Stranger
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Adam Baldwin, Larry Correia
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Whether he’s underwriting for an overlord, or wearing a pocket protector in a pocket universe, Tom Stranger has just one policy: providing Quality Customer Service. No alien menace is too menacing, no galactic rift too rifty for the multiverse’s most-trusted Interdimensional Insurance Agent in these three brand-new adventures and two classic escapades.
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First half good
- By Ben Koch on 01-07-20
By: Larry Correia
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Intelligent Design
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: David Spicer
- Narrated by: Kingsley Ben-Adir, Edward Bluemel, Erin Doherty
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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At a shadowy company (Karoli Robotics Corporation) owned by a Sillicon Valley billionaire, a scientist named Jim creates an AI that can fool the Turing test at the same time as his colleague, Daniel, successfully synthesizes DNA in a test tube. Daniel's attempts to reanimate dead chimps using his discovery have been unsuccessful, but when his friend Laura Bocelli is killed by being trapped inside a lab freezer, Daniel is presented with the perfect specimen. However, Laura is irreparably brain dead.
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Can't recommend
- By pondo on 01-25-20
By: David Spicer
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No Kindness Too Soon
- By: Sylvain Neuvel
- Narrated by: Melanie Nicholls-King, Deepti Gupta, Neil Hellegers, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 34 mins
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A mysterious radio signal is picked up from a neighboring star system. A group of experts is brought to the floor of the Grand Canyon to investigate its origin and its meaning as the planet suffers one natural disaster after another. Cut off from the rest of the world, they must question everything, including each other, if they hope to solve the mystery.
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The very kindness I needed...
- By Deb A. on 08-13-22
By: Sylvain Neuvel
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Isaac Steele and the Forever Man
- The Isaac Steele Chronicles
- By: Daniel Rigby
- Narrated by: Daniel Rigby
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Agent Isaac Steele has problems. He spends all his splibs on drink and drugs. He has some deep-seated and very much unresolved issues with his parents. And his robotic partner at Greatest Britain’s Department of Clarification, Dr Timothy Stephens, is ruled more by his heart than his hard drive. But all these issues take a back seat when Isaac stumbles upon a case involving the most sensitive information in the cosmos - a Never File, inaccessible to all except those with the highest clearance. He is expressly forbidden to involve himself. So naturally he does.
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Bombastic comedic rollercoster
- By Hillary on 09-14-21
By: Daniel Rigby
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-03-21
another hit
Scott Meyers keeps cranking out the quality work. Fun, engaging listen well worth your time.
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- JG
- 08-20-21
Quirky
Quirky futuristic story. A good listen! No language, moves along, fun and the whole family can listen along!
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- Blake
- 09-12-21
actualy good
I honestly thought the book was going to be corny, bring space themed and all. But I like the imagery of newtah's station. And I like how consistent the MC's character was. I never thought that the grammar was bad, or found the voice actor misspelling/Enunciating improperly.
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- Doc Johnson
- 09-17-21
this book makes you yearn for so much more
the characters
the storyline
the planetary accuracy
PERFECTION
please make more!!!
this is what the world has needed
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- Lee
- 08-09-21
Keeps you guessing right to the end
I have enjoyed all of scott meyer’s books, but I think this is the best. The story is original, the characters interesting and the ending unexpected
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- gw
- 11-02-21
Excellent narration of an great story
Another great story by Scott Meyer. The narrator (Elizabeth Evans) was new to me, but she did not disappoint! If I may make a comparison, she is like the female version of Luke Daniels. She's now on my list of favorite narrators.
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- Lego Man
- 10-11-21
One third through, hoping there will be more; at
Just a third of the way through, really hoping that there will be more like this from Scott Meyer. Inspiring me to get others by S.M. outside of the Magic 2.0 series!
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Well narrated. *** Excellent match of Narrator to Character/novel. On par with Emily Gray to Jasper FForde's Thursday Next novels and Jennifer Van Dyck to McDevitt's Seeker / Alex Benedict series.
Dynamic protagonist, working through some really tough challenges.
Great "sneaky" org and spy handlers from The Toolbox.
Just enough description so you can 'see' the setting, not overdone.
Solid match up of the emotions that Baird goes through by Elizabeth Evans.
UPDATE - got to the end, the book and narrator kept me interested the whole way through. There is a really fun twist that surfaces about 3/4 of the way through as well!
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Just a wee bit over the top in some of the criminal activity, but hey - its speculative fiction, isn't it?
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None yet.
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- davmar
- 08-27-21
All CAPS great book!
I started disliking the smart mouth banter right off the bat, thinking it would never progress into a meaty story; l was all caps wrong.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-19-21
Close, but no cigar
Would have been better with another round of revisions and a little more thought. Decent idea though.
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- Catherine
- 08-05-21
Confusing voices
I love the nararator but they make a ton of the voices sound the same which became a little confusing but overall was an amazing book
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