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Hammered

By: Lili Valente, Pippa Grant
Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Jacob Morgan
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I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.

It was an accident.

Mostly....

At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count?

One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail.

But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends?

Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends....

And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks.

And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces.

If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine.

Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love - straight up, no chaser.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente
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Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

Ok it's Pippa Grant and Lili Valente people, what else is there to say? There's a stuff squirrel, a hedgehog and a raccoon😂. Happy Cat Atlanta sounds like a wonderful place I'd love to visit sometimes. Want a lighthearted fun read? look no further I recommend this one. You will not be disappointed. Narration was on point, both Jacob and Virginia was perfect. I hope there's more books about the folks of Happy Cat Atlanta!

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Ridiculously entertaining


I'd love to have a best friend like Olivia. She sure does make life more colourful


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Happy Cat is Awesome!

I was so excited to go back to Happy Cat again!! I absolutely loved this story from beginning to end. Lili and Pippa are two of my favorite authors, so together they were brilliant in creating these characters and these adventures together. I was never bored and surprised several times. Even the town itself is a character with such personality! Not only is this story hilarious, but it is never ever boring. I was extremely entertained for 6 hours and 3 minutes. I am on the edge of my seat waiting for more stories out of Happy Cat, GA. There are more brothers we need to learn about in that family... *hint*hint* I loved George Cooney's contribution to the story and I'm sure he will have more adventures that we need to hear all about. Love it - Love it, ladies!!

Virginia Rose and Jacob Morgan are two of my auto-buy favorite narrators. They delivered flawless performances in this book. Such brilliant voice acting to move between characters and not lose the listener. Just the perfect amount of naughty edge in just the right places, while maintaining the accents and moving to different genders without losing us.

Definitely worth a credit. I will listen again and again. MORE HAPPY CAT, PLEASE!

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Hilarious!!

I loved this book as much as Hosed, the first in the series. So hilarious! And Virginia Rose and Jacob Morgan are incredible! Laugh-out-loud funny!

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well damn !

Add two feisty authors together and what do you get ? HAMMERED ! funny , provocative, and smart assedness. Pippa and Lili ... take a bow !

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Laugh Out Loud Good

I'm so glad we got a second book set in Happy Cat with it's one-of-a-kind cast of characters. This book focuses on Olivia Moonbeam, who works at the town's sex factory, and Jace O'Dell who's the resident "bad boy". And yes, we get to see more of the adorable and hysterical raccoon George Cooney.
This book is filled with the humor and love that readers have come to expect from Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. The characters are so well written and the situations they find themselves in are priceless but it's the pets that at times steal the show. The narrators are absolutely out of this world and really make the town of Happy Cat so believable.
I will definitely be enjoying this book more than once.

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Fun Rom Com

I enjoyed this book more than I thought I would. I was thinking that the animal aspect would turn me off but I ended up finding it funny and true to her character. Both characters were great and so was the narration. I even enjoyed Virginia when I typically don’t. One thing I didn’t like was that they dragged the crazy ex thing too long. It should have been resolved the moment he woke up after leaving the almost wedding. I hate when a major plot point is dismissed by the heroine as “oh we have time to discuss that later.” Nope, no you won’t... something crazy will happen and unnecessary drama will commence. I had to skip through some parts towards the end cuz it got ridiculous.

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Such a fun story!

I literally laughed out loud through so much of this book. I loved every minute of it, and can’t wait to read more!

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laugh riot

I absolutely loved this book! the characters are hilarious and these ladies definitely know how to write stories!

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Enjoy Happy Kat, Ga

Love the Odell brothers stories and I loveOlivia and Jace love story come about. Looking forward to Savannah story as well as the rest of the brothers stories. Narration was well done did an excellent job of giving the characters life

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