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Narrated by:
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Edoardo Ballerini
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Terry Lancaster
About this listen
If Dr. Seuss, the dalai lama, and Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski walked into a bar, Here Come the Nothing Heads is what you might get.
An epic poem for children of all ages, Here Come the Nothing Heads tells the tale of Sneezy McSneezerson, Grouchy McGroucherson, and Fluffy McFlufferson, who live in the fanciest pumpkin high atop Pumpkin Ridge, but they are banished by town elders because they can't get along with each other or anyone else.
They must travel to Happy Hollow, home of the mysterious tribe of Nothing Heads, and learn how to live in peace. The trials and tribulations of their adventure force them to look at life in a brand new way that was as old as time itself.
An intricate tapestry of spiritual, philosophical, and cultural concepts, Here Come the Nothing Heads weaves references and imagery from the Buddha, the Beatles, and The Breakfast Club—just to name a few.
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- Ryan G
- 10-07-23
Instant Classic
The audio version of this book is fantastic. Definitely the recommended way to go about reading this. Instant classic!
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- 09-11-23
Cute fun and meaningful!
Loved the storyline and the narration of this book. A great book to listen to at any age.
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- D. Donnelly
- 09-10-23
Cute tale of a treasure worth seeking
Cute story. Zen of nothingness is a treasure worth seeking. Great narration / presentation as well. Really enjoyed it.
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- Jay Joyce
- 09-13-23
Pumpkin Ridge Never Sounded so Good!
What a delightful rhyming children's story! The narration is incredible and really brings the characters alive. And the writing is 100% creative...could be a classic! Pumpkin Ridge is so visual. Kids will love this, and older readers will find it enjoyable, too. Five thumbs up for Sneezy, Grouchy and Fluffy!
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- 12-24-23
Wonderful!
Amazing story that is surprisingly for all ages. The audio performance is just wonderful as well. 
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