
His Human Socialite
Monsters Love Curvy Girls, Book 7
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Patrick Zeller
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Elyce Anthony
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Michele Mills
About this listen
I’m on a blind date with a Hyrrokin named Idun Grindstone.
Noooo. This will never work!
How can a human who is set to gain a significant inheritance have anything in common with a foul-mouthed, satanic-looking security specialist? Smoke regularly wafts out of this guy’s nostrils and his shiny barbed tail juts out in the air behind him as he prowls across the military hanger. But…I’m enchanted with Idun’s deep voice, his massive bare chest, and (swoon) those epic thighs. This Hyrrokin is a handsome red devil and oh so touchable. And I want my tongue in his mouth, immediately.
Unfortunately, Idun thinks I’m a spoiled, irresponsible party girl and he wants nothing to do with me.
*eye roll*
Party girl? He must have me confused with my twin sister.
And then the Hyrrokin mafia kidnaps me and I’m held for ransom. And when Idun finds out, he activates his team at Molten Lava Security and all hell breaks loose. And that’s when I discover how much this fiery ex-soldier really cares about me—despite his protestations. Ha!
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- Debbie
- 09-28-22
Liked
Loved this auto book. The narrators did a really good job portraying the characters as the read the story. The story was good as well. A soldier with a broken heart from long ago finds a mate in a human woman that is wealthy. Because his previous long was wealthy, he decides this one is just like her and prefers money over true love. But the human woman is nothing like the woman before her. She is running away from her controlling father and is looking for her sister that she got separated from. She hire molten lava security group to help her find her sister , the group in which her love interest works for so they’re hardly ever apart and their attraction grow until neither can deny their love for one another.
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-29-24
Terrible narration
I usually love this series but I couldn't finish this book. I couldn't concentrate on the story. The narration was all over the place. An individual character could change accents multiple times in a conversation.
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- Stacey
- 02-22-23
His human socialite
Loved the story of this Hyrokkin Idun grindstone and Jada. But the woman narrator reading the male part sounds to me the Cookie Monster. I am sorry I couldn’t help think it. Jesus I must be a Juvenile thinking this.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-22-23
Not for me
Couldn’t finish the audiobook. Not sure if it was the story or the performance that made it difficult.
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- Crystal S.
- 09-22-23
3.5 Stars
This is a fun series to pop into when I'm not really feeling anything in my library. It's like coming home. The stories are fun, in an over the top way, and the audio narration is always outstanding. This one felt a little fast to me, like it had barely started, and we were already at the end, I'm not sure if I wasn't paying attention (see previous mention of my reading mood) or if it didn't have the same development as the other books. It was still good, and I'm kind of curious about the sister's book, but I'll probably stay with this series until the end, before hopping over to read it.
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- Chelsey
- 08-06-24
Female Narrator Ruined It
I’m trying to power through because I actually paid outright for this book. But the female narrator ruins it! She is monotone and can’t stick to an accent or do multiple voices. If there’s two females on her part, good luck trying to figure out who is who. Skip this book and read the ones before this instead
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- Kirsten P.
- 10-02-22
Jada and Idun
I love the universe Michele Mills has created. How you can choose any 2 books and find a distance connection.
Jada has never had to worry about money. She does how ever need to worry about your mob boss father trying to find her. She goes to find refudge with her cousin on Tarvos. What she finds however is a slightly damaged Harokin male who's not sure what to do with his alpha possessive feels.
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- Tara Lynn H.
- 10-04-24
I love that the heroine are curvy and plus size!
I love this series.. wasn't into Alien romance until I discovered this series. My only complaint is too many F-words.
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- Melissa
- 10-16-22
female narrator awful. Story is 10!!
loved the story.
loved Patrick Zeller.
hate the female narrator. seriously it was so cringe.
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- W Lee
- 09-28-22
A not so great female narrator
Elyce did okay but it does not hold weight to the previous female narrator’s voice. Nor does it mesh well with Patrick Zeller’s amazing voice.
The story was okay but not as fully developed as previous books in the series. It felt a bit rushed.
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