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  • Hook, Blind and Stinker

  • Eat Fish and Die, Book 3
  • By: S. Ron Mars
  • Narrated by: Eric Pollins
  • Length: 52 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (4 ratings)

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Hook, Blind and Stinker

By: S. Ron Mars
Narrated by: Eric Pollins
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Publisher's summary

Since you haven't been offended by the last two installments of this #@!$%*-up Sci-Fi Military series, welcome back for a third helping of Martian Man-Grunter and cheesy doodles! Hooah!

While the interstellar war with the Kasago escalates like a monkey's weenie in a Viagra testing lab, we find Major Joachim Merlot and his Battle Ready Android defending Earth against an alien race of stinking fishy creatures. This time Merlot is on a heavily fortified colony planet where everyone figured they were safer than a rectory shower room. As you may have guessed, their assumptions about being penetrated were a bit off course. Sort of like a blind chimp driving with a nine iron.

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