
How Knot to Marry a Vampire: A Nocturne Falls Universe Story
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Laurie London
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Penelope Bechtel comes from a long line of mediums, so she shouldn’t have been surprised to see a ghost for the first time at the Waffle Emporium. But the gift he gives her puts her in terrible danger and sends her on the run...right back to where she started: Nocturne Falls and - is that a nearly naked, gorgeous vampire?
Luka Cavanaugh lost a bet, and now he's stuck modeling at a wine and painting party, where he meets a beautiful woman who threatens to untie the knots around his cold, undead heart. The problem is, he doesn’t date supernaturals. Too many secrets. Too much baggage. And Penelope is no exception.
With danger looming and things heating up between them, maybe some rules are meant to be broken....
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- Becky
- 02-07-19
Great story!
I love the Nocturne Falls series. This is another wonderful story. You have a cast of great characters with a plot that has you snickering and out right laughs. You'll love this book!
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- Eloy Hernandez JR
- 07-14-21
Excellent Read!!!!
I love this book, the character interaction is excellent! I highly recommend this title for an afternoon listen.
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- AFARAMINAN
- 05-02-18
A+++++!
Absolutely an amazing short story filled with so much romance a must read loved it
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-14-18
For those who love crochet, knitting and Nocturne<br />
I loved this Nocturnefall universe book, many have fallen so far from the trèe for me since reading Kriten Painters original set of Nocturnefalls books. This writer has hit the nail on the head. A good story with humerous situations, fantastic stuff.
My favorite part in the book is the sweet but quirky ending.
B.J Harrison has once again done a super job with the narration.
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- Kindle Customer CarmenB
- 06-13-24
So sweet
I love anything to do with Nocturne Falls! This was a sweet and cute PR with a cast of characters that you are just going to love! I want a Luca!
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