
How Not to Summon Demons
Vampire Innocent, Book 6
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Marissa Parness
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Matthew S. Cox
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Five months after becoming a Vampire, Sarah Wright’s unlife has gone back to relative normal - until demons start coming out of the woodwork.
Before graduating high school last June, she never imagined she’d wind up staying at home with her parents and siblings. Now she savors every minute she has with them. Her friends juggle school and jobs, leaving precious little time to hang out with her mostly nocturnal schedule. A vampire’s hours aren’t exactly awesome for spending time with tween-age siblings either, but the family has adjusted to her undeath.
The other paranormal weirdness she seems to attract? Not so much.
When Halloween rolls around, Sarah’s all too happy to take her siblings trick-or-treating. But this year, the holiday has more than costumes and candy in store. On the night the veil between worlds is at its thinnest, a small army of demons spills forth to play havoc in Cottage Lake.
Harmless pranks soon take a malicious turn, forcing Sarah to scramble in search of where the creatures are coming from - hoping to stop them before someone ends up dead."
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- Alan B. Clements
- 03-29-22
Annoying
Even though Sarah is told what the problem is by several supporting characters she plays it off as nothing important, even blaming herself. She acts like a proverbial dumb blond instead of the sensible person she’s been after acting her undeath in the first book.
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