How the White Trash Zombie Got Her Groove Back
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Allison McLemore
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Diana Rowland
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It’s zombie versus zombie as the Saberton Corporation declares war against the Zombie Mafia, kidnapping several of their party. It falls to Angel to lead the remnants of her gang halfway across the country to claw their way through corporate intrigue, zombie drugs, and undead trafficking to rescue her friends - and expose the traitor responsible for their abduction.
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Eli knows corruption runs deep within the compound. It's a reality he's forced to confront every year on Bid Day. But when your job is to go out into the radiation-soaked Fringe so that others can live in peace, you don't ask too many questions. For Harper, the bid system works just fine. She's the best developer in her year, and she's confident she'll find a place among the wealthy, respected Systems workers. But when an upset in the bidding changes the course of Harper's future, she'll be forced to rely on an unlikely ally.
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Really fun listen
- By Cate on 05-23-16
By: Tarah Benner
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Stars & Stripes
- By: Abigail Roux
- Narrated by: J. F. Harding
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Special Agents Ty Grady and Zane Garrett have managed the impossible: a few months of peace and quiet. After nearly a year of personal and professional turmoil, they're living together conflict free, work is going smoothly, and they're both happy, healthy, and home every night before dark. But anyone who knows them knows that can't possibly last.
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Going Home Isn't Easy- Humorous & Passionate Susp.
- By Sophia Rose on 12-17-15
By: Abigail Roux
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Paradox Lost
- By: Libby Drew
- Narrated by: Dorian Greyhound
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Time-travel tour guide Reegan McNamara's job-taking eager tourists to whenever they want to go-is usually a breeze. A trip back to 2020 to watch a world-changing speech seems no different, until a woman runs away from his tour group before the jump home. Now her tycoon husband is demanding her safe return-or Reegan will lose more than just his job.
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Insta-like with action and not much of a point
- By Tom(C) on 08-01-16
By: Libby Drew
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Black Marks
- By: Pete Aldin
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
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No good deed goes unpunished. Detroit is a hole where even a werewolf's sins can be buried. Or so Jake Brennan hopes. Hiding from his hunters, shooting heroin to negate the effect of the full moon, he is beginning to turn things around. And the day he is witness to a brutal attack on ER doctor Gwen Cheevey, Jake is forced to transform into something new: a hero. But when a clip of his good deed goes viral, Jake's days of hiding are over. To keep Gwen safe, Jake will need to embrace the beast within.
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Black Marks Absolved
- By Spooky Mike on 05-16-18
By: Pete Aldin
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SEAL of Honor
- The Hornet Series, Book 1
- By: Tonya Burrows
- Narrated by: Stephen Borne
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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It’s a good thing Gabe Bristow lives and breathes the Navy SEAL credo, “the only easy day was yesterday”, because today, his life is unrecognizable. When his prestigious career comes to a crashing halt, he’s left with a bum leg and few prospects for employment that don’t include a desk. That is, until he’s offered the chance to command a private hostage-rescue team and free a wealthy American businessman from Colombian paramilitary rebels.
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🌻why does the Heroine have to be so stupid?🌻
- By V from Kansas on 07-13-22
By: Tonya Burrows
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All Fired Up
- Ashes and Dust Series, Book 1
- By: Jenn Burke
- Narrated by: Tim Paige
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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Vampire and private investigator Evan Fournier isn't supposed to be taking on paranormal cases, but when the murderer hits close to home, he agrees to look into it. The last thing he expects is to become a target himself - and then to become irrevocably bonded to the man who just tried to kill him. With his memory gone and his soul bonded to a stranger, former firefighter Colin Zhang wants to be anywhere else. He doesn't have a damn clue why he just tried to kill Evan. Every time either of them tries to leave, pure agony stops them short.
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Excellent Emotional Development!
- By Krystal on 08-05-24
By: Jenn Burke
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Smoke and Shadows
- By: Tanya Huff
- Narrated by: Brian Sutherland
- Length: 13 hrs and 9 mins
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Tony, a former street kid, is now a production assistant on a TV series about a vampire detective. But the special effects wizard is actually a real wizard who's come from another dimension-along with a dangerous foe. And Tony will definitely need the help of vampire Henry Fitzroy if he, his friend-and the world-are going to stand any chance of surviving this invasion.
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Really Good Performance
- By Sires on 01-01-13
By: Tanya Huff
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Edge of Sight
- By: Roxanne St. Claire
- Narrated by: Violet Grey
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Fan-favorite author Roxanne St. Claire launches a daring new series that deftly combines action, mystery, and romance. After bearing witness to a journalist’s brutal murder, law student Samantha Fairchild is stunned when she is denied police protection.
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Absolutely Outstanding!!!
- By M. Davis on 07-29-11
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Hard As It Gets
- A Hard Ink Novel, Book 1
- By: Laura Kaye
- Narrated by: Seraphine Valentine
- Length: 12 hrs and 43 mins
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Trouble just walked into Nicholas Rixey's tattoo parlor. Becca Merritt is warm, sexy, wholesome, pure temptation to a very jaded Nick. He's left his military life behind to become co-owner of Hard Ink Tattoo, but Becca is his ex-commander's daughter. Loyalty won't let him turn her away. Lust has plenty to do with it too. With her brother presumed kidnapped, Becca needs Nick. She just wasn't expecting to want him so much.
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2 things you should know before you buy...
- By constructivefeedback on 07-03-14
By: Laura Kaye
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Nightshades
- A Paranormal Thriller (Nightshades, Book 1)
- By: Melissa F. Olson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 3 mins
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Alex McKenna is the new Special Agent in Charge of the Chicago office of the Bureau of Preternatural Investigations - the division tasked with investigating crimes involving shades. Or vampires, as they're more widely known. Children have been going missing, and agents are routinely being slaughtered. It's up to McKenna, and some unlikely allies, to get to the bottom of the problem, and find the kids before it's too late.
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Fun, with enough novelty to be interesting
- By S. Yates on 01-27-18
By: Melissa F. Olson
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How to Shield an Assassin
- Unholy Trifecta, Book 1
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Antonio Amato
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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Ari had a game plan for life: shoot people. Get money. Hang out with fellow criminal friends. He saw absolutely no reason to change that plan until one dark night in Memphis, when a little girl reached out to him with pocket change and a desperate plea for him to help her. Adopting an abused little girl off the streets was, needless to say, not part of the plan. Ari had no idea what he was doing with an eight year old. He especially didn’t know how to juggle taking contracts and raising a little girl.
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The Professional + Three Men & A Lady, but dull
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-20-22
By: AJ Sherwood
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Follow Me
- Corrupted Hearts, Book 1
- By: Tiffany Snow
- Narrated by: Arielle DeLisle
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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Brilliant, quirky twenty-three-year-old China Mack is totally satisfied with her carefully ordered, data-driven life. A computer prodigy who landed a coveted programming job at the cutting-edge tech company Cysnet before even graduating from MIT, China is happiest when following her routine: shower before coffee, pizza only on Mondays, bedtime at ten thirty sharp. But then things start to get a little...unpredictable.
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Really enjoyed this story a lot!
- By Tracy T on 01-13-17
By: Tiffany Snow
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- TinkerMel
- 02-09-17
OMG THIS BOOK "RAWKED"
I would love to say what this book was about, but that that would include spoilers, and I do not want to do that.
But I can not express how great the WTZ series is! I have hogged listened this series for 5 days! I love it! worth the credit, and worth paying for it. this book was AMAZING! as is the series. sooo good. and i loved learning more about the others lives though Angel
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again. narration was spot on!
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- Valkyrie
- 08-19-20
Woo! And hoo! So much fun!
No matter how often I read this series, this is the book that really gets me excited for where the story is going! It’s the one that not only commits to breaking the tropes, but reconfigures them in a way that hints at all the things I want to happen! Even during my first read through, I was crowing with excitement at what the next books would have to offer! (Despite the worrisome way this one ends, and even that just helps make everything feel more real and relatable.)
In this reread, I have to say that I am finding some forgiveness and understanding for Marcus. I am still firmly in camp “Nope” on the romantic relationship between Angel and him. But I can see more clearly now, that not only is he a redeemable character, I wouldn’t mind seeing him get non-Angel related happy ending. (Tuthfully I can’t even remember how things go for his character in the next books - that’s how much I disliked him the first time through.)
I love the focus on building her friendships throughout this road trip / zombie spy rescue mission. And even though she’s the least experienced and most undertrained member of their impromptu team her contributions to their adventures are pivotal and important and every detail makes sense.
Basically, Angel levels up, the stakes are higher than ever, her friendships with the other Tribe members strengthen and multiply, and we get lots of gross/fun zombie fun along the way! I love this series so stinking much!
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- R. MCRACKAN
- 02-13-19
Solid entry to the series
This isn't my favorite in the series but it's comfortably good and it has some perks. The narration for men is hit and miss. However the narration for Angel is about as good as any narration I've ever heard. She's believable, sympathetic, and infinitely expressive. Since she's the prominent voice, it makes for a great listening experience.
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- oliver wendell evans jr
- 08-25-15
OK but less than expected
good book but not as enjoyable as the first two. angle's position weak and whinny in this story.
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- Blake Clobes
- 07-22-14
More Please
Great series leaves you wanting more. Great narration keeps you listening to the end. Starting over now.
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- Charlyce
- 04-17-15
another win for the whte trash zombie!
This is still one of the best series I've ever started. I thoroughly enjoyed this novel, and plan to continue as long is the author produces these works. I highly recommend this is part of the series.
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- Lacie
- 02-17-15
horrible ending
disappointed with the ending
really liked all the books and up til the very last book this was my favorite, til the very last bit...
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- Heather C
- 01-23-15
Angel
What does Allison McLemore bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Allison brings the story to life
Any additional comments?
Not my favorite of the series but I still liked it.
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- Lisa M. Mandina
- 04-19-24
Lots of zombies and lots of action and intrigue!
Now this fourth installment was packed with action from the very beginning to the very end! There were tons of twists and turns and so many new details about the zombie parasite or whatever it is that this author brings in this world. And not only is there a ton of action, we get to see the world outside the little bitty Louisiana town that Angel lives in when they must go to New York City to rescue some of the zombies we know and maybe love. For a change, I have to say that I felt some similarities between Angel and myself. For instance, the stubbornness about having other people pay or do things for you, and how it can make you feel like they are looking down on you or not believing you can do something, even if they don’t even mean it that way. And then when she’s walking in NYC with the others and complaining about how her short legs can’t keep up, it totally reminded me of visiting my sister who lived in NYC and her walking so fast, only her legs weren’t that much longer than mine, she was just completely a NYC native at that point.
With all the stuff going on, some traitors, who maybe later we found weren’t actually traitors. And then some that Angel or others trusted until people tried to point a finger at them, and it was hard to know for sure. So many possible double agents, or then again maybe they weren’t! One character mentioned how they’d felt like they didn’t want to “be here” basically be alive, but it didn’t mean he was suicidal, and I get that. I have feelings all the time that I just don’t want to do things anymore, life specifically, but I also am not suicidal. So that really spoke to me.
Something happens late in the story that means we learn a huge load of info on the zombie parasite and how it continues to affect its hosts. We also get histories of Pietro and other older zombie characters and that is fascinating to learn as well. It got really dark with some of the ways the bad guys were treating the zombies they’d managed to lock up. It was horrible and so sad. But again, we learned so much more about their “medical condition” as Angel called it with her dad, as well as other people that had to be let in on the secret in this book.
In the end we have some new zombies that will for sure feature in future stories. As well as Angel who has been doing so well with her new life, finds something that her addictive personality might be able to use to slide back into some old habits. That end of the book made me eager to get started, and I’ll do that in May!
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- Sherese
- 07-03-14
Special Ops Zombie Style with a STORY ARC REBOOT
Where does How the White Trash Zombie Got Her Groove Back rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This has to be in the top 2 or 3 for the year so far. I usually like to read a book first before I decide to get the audio, however with WTZ books I skip straight to buying the audio. I have yet to be disappointed with doing so!
Who was your favorite character and why?
My favorite character of course is ANGEL because she is tough as nails and also vulnerable at the same time, Her sense of humor and one-liners are hysterical. My close second character in THIS book is PIETRO and the fact that we learn so much more about his true personality. He is changing before our eyes.
Which scene was your favorite?
My favorite scene was when Angel and Pearce were stuck between freedom and certain death when Angel outfoxed Nicole Sabber to get them to safety. Unlike some reviewers, I will not hint anymore to what was said or done but I will say that I was snorting and hooting out loud!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes and I did! Mostly. Kids and animals still have to be fed.
Any additional comments?
This book was a little different than the others because it was focused on one special op and the details and pitfalls that take place. Those details are somewhat drawn out, which is needed, but the pace of the story is different than the others.This installment read more like a casual spy novel with comedy sprinkled throughout.TOWARDS THE END THERE ARE MAJOR CHANGES THAT WILL REBOOT Angel's WORLD.
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