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TJ Klune
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Gustavo Tiberius is not normal. He knows this. Everyone in his small town of Abby, Oregon, knows this. He reads encyclopedias every night before bed. He has a pet ferret called Harry S. Truman. He owns a video rental store that no one goes to. His closest friends are a lady named Lottie with drag queen hair and a trio of elderly Vespa riders known as the We Three Queens.
Gus is not normal. And he's fine with that. All he wants is to be left alone.
Until Casey, an asexual stoner hipster and the newest employee at Lottie's Lattes, enters his life. For some reason, Casey thinks Gus is the greatest thing ever. And maybe Gus is starting to think the same thing about Casey, even if Casey is obsessive about Instagramming his food.
But Gus isn't normal and Casey deserves someone who can be. Suddenly wanting to be that someone, Gus steps out of his comfort zone and plans to become the most normal person ever.
After all, what could possibly go wrong?
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- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Sarah McEwan
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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When Avery Shaw’s heart is shattered by her life-long best friend, she chooses to deal with it the only way she knows how - scientifically. The state science fair is coming up, and Avery decides to use her broken heart as the topic of her experiment. She’s going to find the cure. By forcing herself to experience the seven stages of grief through a series of social tests, she believes she will be able to get over Aiden Kennedy and make herself ready to love again. But she can’t do this experiment alone, and her partner (ex partner!) is the one who broke her heart.
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The Experiment
- By whatcha.listening.to on 11-14-19
By: Kelly Oram
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Meet Cute Diary
- By: Emery Lee
- Narrated by: Logan Rozos
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Noah Ramirez thinks he’s an expert on romance. He has to be for his popular blog, the Meet Cute Diary, a collection of trans happily ever afters. There’s just one problem - all the stories are fake. What started as the fantasies of a trans boy afraid to step out of the closet has grown into a beacon of hope for trans listeners across the globe.
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I wish I liked it more than I did
- By Troy on 05-25-21
By: Emery Lee
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Riven
- By: Roan Parrish
- Narrated by: Chris Chambers, Iggy Toma
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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Theo Decker might be the lead singer of Riven, but he hates being a rock star. The paparazzi, the endless tours, being recognized everywhere he goes - it all makes him squirm. The only thing he doesn't hate is the music. Feeling an audience's energy as they lose themselves in Riven's music is a rush unlike anything else...until he meets Caleb Blake Whitman. Caleb is rough and damaged, yet his fingers on his guitar are pure poetry. And his hands on Theo? They're all he can think about. But Caleb's no groupie - and one night with him won't be enough.
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Emotional; Raw
- By whatcha.listening.to on 12-03-18
By: Roan Parrish
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Some Kind of Magic
- Being(s) in Love, Book 1
- By: R. Cooper
- Narrated by: Ron Herczig
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
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Ray needs Cal's expertise, but it isn't easy to concentrate with his mate walking around half naked, trying to publicly seduce him. By the time Ray identifies the killer - and sorts out a few prejudices of his own - it may be too late for Cal.
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Narrative issue
- By HUFFLEPUFF on 05-27-16
By: R. Cooper
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Smash It!
- By: Francina Simone
- Narrated by: Zakiya Young
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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She kicks it off by trying out for the school musical, saying yes to a date and making new friends. Life is great when you stop punking yourself! However, with change comes a lot of missteps, and being bold means following her heart. So what happens when Liv’s heart is interested in three different guys — and two of them are her best friends? What is she supposed to do when she gets dumped by a guy she’s not even dating? How does one Smash It! after the humiliation of being friend-zoned?
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Good Coming of Age Story
- By dametra07 on 08-24-21
By: Francina Simone
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Once and Again
- Petal, Georgia Series, Book 1
- By: Lauren Dane
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Nathan Murphy is pretty much resigned to his bachelor status - until he looks up from his desk to see an all-grown-up Lily walking into his classroom. Of all the women who turned out to be totally wrong for him, she's the only one who felt right. At least until his foolish, immature mistake drove her away. Lily has to admit that time has been more than kind to gorgeous, sexy Nathan. Except there's no room on her full plate for another complication. Especially with a man who broke her heart once before.
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boring
- By Nona on 08-05-15
By: Lauren Dane
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Happily Ever Afters
- By: Elise Bryant
- Narrated by: Jordan Cobb
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Sixteen-year-old Tessa Johnson has never felt like the protagonist in her own life. She’s rarely seen herself reflected in the pages of the romance novels she loves. The only place she’s a true leading lady is in the swoony love stories she shares only with Caroline, her best friend. When Tessa is accepted into the creative writing program of a prestigious art school, she’s excited to finally let her stories shine. But when she goes to her first workshop, the words are just...gone. Caroline has a solution: Tessa needs to find some inspiration in a real-life love story of her own.
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The longest disappointment
- By Abookwithreview on 01-22-21
By: Elise Bryant
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This Time Will Be Different
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- Narrated by: Joy Osmanski
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Katsuyamas never quit - but 17-year-old CJ doesn’t even know where to start. She’s never lived up to her mom’s type A ambition, and she’s perfectly happy just helping her aunt Hannah at their family’s flower shop. She doesn’t buy into Hannah’s romantic ideas about flowers and their hidden meanings, but when it comes to arranging the perfect bouquet, CJ discovers a knack she never knew she had. A skill of which she might even be proud. Then her mom decides to sell the shop - to the family who swindled CJ’s grandparents during WWII.
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A great binge listen!
- By M. J. T. on 06-29-19
By: Misa Sugiura
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Love You So Hard
- The Love You So Stories, Book 1
- By: Tara Lain
- Narrated by: Ry Forest / Stephen Kurpis (Vitruvian Sound)
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Craig Elson’s life has hit rock bottom. Even though he’s one of the best strategic planners around, a more confident guy takes credit for his work, and despite being a good-looking man, he suffers insults from the slimiest creep at the bar. Taking care of his beloved mom, who has Alzheimer’s, uses all his funds, leaving him in a plain, depressing car...and a plain, depressing life. Until he sees gorgeous grad student Jesse Randall and his T-shirt that reads “I Would Bottom You So Hard”. The message seeps into Craig’s soul, and he asks Jesse to teach him to top.
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A wonderful romance story with great narration
- By Meph666 on 09-06-18
By: Tara Lain
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Sweet Little Lies
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- By: Jill Shalvis
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As captain of a San Francisco Bay tour boat, Pru can handle rough seas - the hard part is life on dry land. Pru loves her new apartment and her neighbors; problem is, she's in danger of stumbling into love with Mr. Right for Anybody but Her.
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Don''t Bother
- By MABJM on 08-04-16
By: Jill Shalvis
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Daddy Biker Bear
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- By: Roxie Ray
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I was young and naive when I fell hard for bad boy Grizz, a shifter who was hot enough to melt my good girl heart. Big mistake. Because when good girls are naughty, they end up pregnant. Now I’m back in Forest Heights to care for my aunt with my son Rainer — the son I’ve been raising on my own for nine years because gruff, tough Grizz didn’t believe our baby was possible.
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Uhhh.. nope
- By KHave on 02-27-22
By: Roxie Ray
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ALL THE STARS FOR THIS. ALL OF THEM.
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Oh, Derrick McClain, you hit a home run with this one.
He brought Gustavo Tiberius to life, made Casey Richards so much more than just an asexual stoner hipster, and I loved what he did to make Lottie and We Three Queens so real.
ALL THE STARS FOR THIS. ALL OF THEM.
This. This was...awesome and fantastic and wonderful and heartwarming and touching and sad and funny and just...I want to fangirl all over this so hard. But in a totally not gross way.
Gustavo Tiberius is not normal. After his father, Pastor Tommy dies, Gus settles into a his daily routine. It's very much a wash, rinse, repeat kind of life until the day he and his ferret, Harry S. Truman, walk into Lottie's Lattes and he meets Casey Richards, a stoner hipster who turns his world upside down.
Gus is immediately both repelled and fascinated by Casey...but more time spent with Casey makes Gus want something he's never really thought to want before: he decides he wants to be "normal" so he can be with Casey. What follows is both touching and hilarious as Gus sets about trying to be the best normal person he can be with some interesting results.
This story about a man who accepts everyone, even if he's snarky about it, gave me so many feels. I got a total heart boner. Seriously, this story good touched me all over my heart.
There are three things I expect from a TJ Klune story: 1. To laugh. Oh, how I laughed. I laughed a lot. 2. To have wookie-cry-face at some point. Yep, that happened too. The laughs and the feels in this are more muted than in other TJ stories, but no less magnificent. And 3. To learn something. Which I did. I learned a little more about acceptance, asexuality, and being true to yourself.
I CANNOT RECOMMEND THIS ENOUGH. Buy this book. Now. Go. Seriously. Go get this book right now!
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What did you love best about How to Be a Normal Person?
The character "Gus" and how the narrator absolutely brought him to life!
What other book might you compare How to Be a Normal Person to and why?
I have never read another book like this. It seemed like a quirky premise for a rom-com, and boy was it a refreshing read!
What does Derrick McClain bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
He brings all the characters to life, but in particular, Gus, Casey, and the customer service rep. at the monopolizing phone & cable company. : )
Who was the most memorable character of How to Be a Normal Person and why?
Gustavo Tiberius, because he is so socially awkward and so decisively contrary to nearly everything in the world! He is one very unique and somewhat sheltered guy that the book revolves around.
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This book is a work of art! It has got to be the funniest, most enjoyable book I have ever listened to! I don’t know how many times I just laughed out loud at that quirky character, Gus, and I could just picture Casey, the "asexual stoner hipster” that Gus fell in love with. I will definitely be recommending it to friends for a feel-good, fun read! This one will be worth reading and re-reading, as well! Before I was half way through, I had already bought 3 more of Klune's books, and I am really, really looking forward to it!
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- Lene Andersen
- 09-06-20
Loved this story!
This story is so warm and awesome. I get why Casey and the others love Gustavo Tiberius, because he is such an amazing character, and oh my god, it was so funny and great to be in his company in this story. There is little angst, but plenty of feeling.
I haven’t listened to this narrator before, but he did a fantastic job of bringing the story to life. Especially Gus. I am definitely looking for more books he has narrated.
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- Amy Reads
- 07-24-16
TJ Klune + Derrick McClain = Perfection!!
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There's not much I can say about this one that hasn't already been said. I really, really enjoyed it.... Gus, Casey, the We Three Queens, Lottie, the Three Ironic Amigos, Harry S. Truman, all of them!! A special shout out to Mitzi from Pacific Northwest Cable. She was hilarious! As was Stoner Scrabble, Monkey Island Adventures, and Puppy on a Hot Tin Woof. Oh my god, I can't even type a review without cracking up. But it's not all laughs. The relationship between Gus and Casey is very real. And very sweet. I loved them together. Excellent narration by Derrick McClain! 5 stars all around!!
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- def1202
- 08-24-16
TJ Klune at his best!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Definitely! And I have, even to people who don't read mm cause it doesn't have any explicit sex scenes. But this book IS THE FUNNIEST, SWEETEST and just darn good! The writing is far superior and even in a comedy TJ brings a bit of angst and feelings. And the narrator is excellent!
What did you like best about this story?
EVERYTHING!
Which scene was your favorite?
I can't honestly pick just one cause it was chalked full of them.
If you could take any character from How to Be a Normal Person out to dinner, who would it be and why?
Gus, definatly Gus
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Just BUY THIS YOU WON'T BE SORRY
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- ~Stephanie GooglyEyes
- 12-01-16
best non-hipster, hipster
oh my gods, this is one of the best things ever.
Gus is so grumpy and Casey is so not and they are just so funny. Where does TJ come up with this stuff? The phone calls with the internet provider? I just can't. The websites he visits and what they say?
A ferret named Harry S. Truman, a dad named Pastor Tommy. We Three Queens that you're just not sure what they are, (sisters, friends, lovers) even til the end, an asexual stoner hipster, and most importantly, Gustavo Tiberius. Hawaiian shirt wearing, scowl face making, Encyclopedia reading, non internetting, non-hipster hipster. I can't wait to listen to this again
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- ShannonVM
- 09-29-21
Loved!
I love Gustavo Tiberius.
That's it, that's the review.
Okay, apparently Audible needs more words than that...
Derrick McClain was great, he did a wonderful job of bringing all the characters to life.
How to Be a Normal Person was a fantastic listen, all around.
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- Sarah Spies
- 01-06-22
A delight
Weird, funny, and earnest, “How to Be a Normal Person,” had me grinning and cringing (but not too much) in the best way. Both Gus and Casey were deeply relatable. The performer also just had this particular and perfect inflection when saying “What the Hell” and “oh my God.” Cannot recommend this enough, especially for asexual representation!
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- Rebecca
- 01-22-24
This book feels like home.
I have listened to this book 3 or 4 times now, and it truly gets better every time.
I wish TJ Klune books never ended, I’m enamored.
The narrator is incredible and makes the whole experience so enjoyable.
You should listen to this book and all of the other books by TJ Klune.
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- JS3303
- 11-13-18
I can't get enough of his books!!
I am positively in love with everything about his books! I hate giving away details about books but all I can say is I love these characters and TJ Klune's humor in his novels are amazing! I end up laughing out loud listening to them and sometimes people look at me crazy for it but oh well. On to his next one.
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