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  • How to Become a Federal Criminal

  • An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender
  • By: Mike Chase
  • Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross
  • Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (37 ratings)

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How to Become a Federal Criminal

By: Mike Chase
Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross
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A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America - from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes - written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny and ridiculously entertaining book shows how just about anyone can become - or may already be - a federal criminal.

Whether you’re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.

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©2019 Mike Chase (P)2019 Simon & Schuster
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A great read

A wonderful plan for my retirement. Poor Johnny Horizon. I enjoyed this book and laughed out loud more than once.

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I'm a proud FedCrim - who has no idea what he did.

The last paragraph is the penultimate slam on Government stupidity and political correctness.

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