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  • If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now

  • True Stories from Calabasas
  • By: Via Bleidner
  • Narrated by: Via Bleidner
  • Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
  • 3.3 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)

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If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now

By: Via Bleidner
Narrated by: Via Bleidner
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Publisher's summary

This program is read by the author.

If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now is an insider’s collection of funny and warmhearted stories about coming of age in the Los Angeles suburb famed for birthing the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring.

For Via Bleidner, transferring to Calabasas High from the private Catholic school she’s attended since second grade is a culture shock, not to mention absolutely lonely. Suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar world of celebrities, affluenza, and McMansions, Via takes a page from Cameron Crowe and pretends she’s on a journalism assignment, taking notes on her classmates and jotting down bits of overheard gossip.

Getting through high school in Calabasas is something else - from Kim Kardashian endorsing the students’ favorite hidden lunch spot, to the theater program hiring a famous dog to play Elle Woods' Chihuahua in its production of Legally Blonde, and Kanye trying to take control of your school to make it the very first YEEZY institution.

But instead of floating through high school detached from her peers, Via finds that putting herself out there - for her writing, of course - just might have been exactly what she needed. She unexpectedly finds an eclectic group of friends to call her own, including a multi-multi-millionaire, a wild-card throwback intent on going viral, a former Disney actor, and a doughnut-dealing madman.

With wit, candor, and sharp observations, 21-year-old Via grounds the surreal glamour of Calabasas with reflections on her own coming-of-age, sharing her teenage misadventures as she struggles to fit in, faces crushing social pressure, and eventually makes her own way.

A Macmillan Audio production from Flatiron Books

©2021 Via Bleidner (P)2021 Macmillan Audio
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Meh

To be honest it was really boring. Took me over 2 weeks to finish it because I would loose interest. I can not believe they are turning it into a show.

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