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  • Luke Skywalker Can't Read

  • And Other Geeky Truths
  • By: Ryan Britt
  • Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
  • Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
  • 4.0 out of 5 stars (33 ratings)

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Luke Skywalker Can't Read

By: Ryan Britt
Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
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Publisher's summary

Essayist Ryan Britt got a sex education from dirty pictures of dinosaurs, made out with Jar Jar Binks at midnight, and figured out how to kick depression with a Doctor Who Netflix binge. Alternating between personal anecdote, hilarious insight, and smart analysis, Luke Skywalker Can't Read contends that Barbarella is good for you, that monster movies are just romantic comedies with commitment issues, and that Dracula and Sherlock Holmes are total hipsters and, most shockingly, shows how virtually everyone in the Star Wars universe is functionally illiterate. Romp through time and space, from the circus sideshows of 100 years ago to the Comic Cons of today, from the darkest corners of the galaxy to the comfort of your couch. For anyone who pretended their flashlight was a lightsaber, stood in line for a movie at midnight, or dreamed that they were abducted by aliens, Luke Skywalker Can't Read is full of answers to questions you haven't thought to ask.

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"The Virgil you want to guide you through the inferno of geekery." (Lev Grossman, author of The Magician's Land)

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