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The weirdness level of my life has reached an all-time high. Which is saying something, considering I started out as a psychic conman and somehow ended up as a MagiPol agent. And not just any agent. Lately, I've been Captain Blythe's right-hand man and most trusted confidant.
Yeah, I know. Super weird.
It's also kind of awkward because, unbeknownst to her, I've also teamed up with her most loathed nemesis, Darius King, guild master of the Crow and Hammer and the number one guy on the Consilium's "To Be Eliminated" list.
Oh, and the Consilium? It's just a secret organization embedded deep in the upper echelons of the MPD that's using its nefarious influence to take over the world. Or destroy it. We're still figuring that part out.
"We" being me and Blythe. And me and Darius. But not Blythe and Darius. Like I said, it's awkward.
Unfortunately, the Consilium knows we're on to them. It's only a matter of time before they reveal how much power they truly wield—and eliminate all three of us for good.
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Annette Marie presents Book One in the Guild Codex: Warped series. Make sure to check out the companion series, The Guild Codex: Spellbound and The Guild Codex: Demonized, available now.
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Addicted
- By mmmontserrat on 09-20-20
By: Annette Marie, and others
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The One and Only Crystal Druid
- Unveiled Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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I'm not your average girl. My best friend is my switchblade. My favorite hobby is using it on the cruel, the abusive, and anyone who gets on my bad side. I'm a convicted murderer with a chip on my shoulder and a dangerous lack of restraint. And then there's Zak. His rap sheet makes mine look tame. The bounty on his head is worth more money than I'll ever make, and the deadly fae that shadow his every step wield more power than I'll ever know. He's the Crystal Druid, and his first mistake was setting foot on my turf. His second was saving my life.
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UGH!!!
- By Rae on 10-21-21
By: Annette Marie
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Taming Demons for Beginners
- Guild Codex: Demonized Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When I arrived at my uncle's house, I expected my relatives to be like me - outcast sorcerers who don't practice magic. I was right about the sorcery, but wrong about everything else. Rule two: Don't listen to the demon. My uncle chose a far deadlier power. He calls creatures of darkness into our world, binds them into service contracts, and sells them to the highest bidder. And I'm supposed to act like I don't know how illegal and dangerous it is. Rule three: Don't talk to the demon. All I had to do was keep my nose out of it.
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Not my cup of tea
- By A. S. on 01-08-20
By: Annette Marie
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Red Winter: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 36 hrs and 40 mins
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Emi has dedicated her life to preparing for her destiny: to become a living vessel for her goddess’s spirit. With the fulfillment of her divine duty only two months away, she’s never once questioned the strict rules that control every aspect of her daily existence. Until the day she discovers her entire life has been built on lies.
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Yes yes yes
- By Antonio Salgado on 11-29-24
By: Annette Marie
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A Damsel and a Demigod
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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Only one thing matters to Kai: getting the job done, and doing it better than anyone else. But when a beautiful thief crashes his security gig, claiming she's trying to protect the valuable artifact he's guarding, all his careful plans go up in flames. He doesn't believe a word she says - until the item is stolen right out from under them.
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So Disappointed
- By JeanniebeannieB on 10-14-20
By: Annette Marie
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Three Mages and a Margarita
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Broke, almost homeless, and recently fired. Those are my official reasons for answering a wanted ad for a skeevy-looking bartender gig. It went downhill the moment they asked me to do a trial shift instead of an interview - to see if I'd mesh with their "special" clientele. I think that part went great. Their customers were complete dickheads, and I was an asshole right back. That's the definition of fitting in, right? I expected to get thrown out on my ass. Instead, they...offered me the job?
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Enjoyable and fun
- By Roz Hans on 10-18-18
By: Annette Marie
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Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors
- Guild Codex: Warped, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie, Rob Jacobsen
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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Annette Marie presents Book One in the Guild Codex: Warped series. Make sure to check out the companion series, The Guild Codex: Spellbound and The Guild Codex: Demonized, available now.
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Addicted
- By mmmontserrat on 09-20-20
By: Annette Marie, and others
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The One and Only Crystal Druid
- Unveiled Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm not your average girl. My best friend is my switchblade. My favorite hobby is using it on the cruel, the abusive, and anyone who gets on my bad side. I'm a convicted murderer with a chip on my shoulder and a dangerous lack of restraint. And then there's Zak. His rap sheet makes mine look tame. The bounty on his head is worth more money than I'll ever make, and the deadly fae that shadow his every step wield more power than I'll ever know. He's the Crystal Druid, and his first mistake was setting foot on my turf. His second was saving my life.
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UGH!!!
- By Rae on 10-21-21
By: Annette Marie
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Taming Demons for Beginners
- Guild Codex: Demonized Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When I arrived at my uncle's house, I expected my relatives to be like me - outcast sorcerers who don't practice magic. I was right about the sorcery, but wrong about everything else. Rule two: Don't listen to the demon. My uncle chose a far deadlier power. He calls creatures of darkness into our world, binds them into service contracts, and sells them to the highest bidder. And I'm supposed to act like I don't know how illegal and dangerous it is. Rule three: Don't talk to the demon. All I had to do was keep my nose out of it.
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Not my cup of tea
- By A. S. on 01-08-20
By: Annette Marie
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Red Winter: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 36 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Emi has dedicated her life to preparing for her destiny: to become a living vessel for her goddess’s spirit. With the fulfillment of her divine duty only two months away, she’s never once questioned the strict rules that control every aspect of her daily existence. Until the day she discovers her entire life has been built on lies.
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Yes yes yes
- By Antonio Salgado on 11-29-24
By: Annette Marie
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A Damsel and a Demigod
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Only one thing matters to Kai: getting the job done, and doing it better than anyone else. But when a beautiful thief crashes his security gig, claiming she's trying to protect the valuable artifact he's guarding, all his careful plans go up in flames. He doesn't believe a word she says - until the item is stolen right out from under them.
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So Disappointed
- By JeanniebeannieB on 10-14-20
By: Annette Marie
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Three Mages and a Margarita
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Broke, almost homeless, and recently fired. Those are my official reasons for answering a wanted ad for a skeevy-looking bartender gig. It went downhill the moment they asked me to do a trial shift instead of an interview - to see if I'd mesh with their "special" clientele. I think that part went great. Their customers were complete dickheads, and I was an asshole right back. That's the definition of fitting in, right? I expected to get thrown out on my ass. Instead, they...offered me the job?
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Enjoyable and fun
- By Roz Hans on 10-18-18
By: Annette Marie
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Slaying Monsters for the Feeble
- Guild Codex: Demonized, Book 2
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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I'm bound to a demon. For my entire life, I avoided magic at all costs. Now, I'm responsible for a demon who wields magic more powerful than the toughest mage or sorcerer. Demons are evil. That's what my textbooks say. That's what I see. He's ruthless, he's temperamental, he's cold. But he protects me without fail. I wonder if he's hiding a heart behind his hostility. My demon is a monster.
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Cruel and Abusive Relationship not for me
- By Megan Coppock on 03-03-20
By: Annette Marie
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The Night Realm
- Spell Weaver Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran, Greg Tremblay
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
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As a nymph living in exile among humans, Clio has picked up all sorts of unique survival skills. But pilfering magic from the Underworld's deadliest spell weavers? Not so much. Unfortunately, that's exactly what she has to do to earn a ticket back home. Conning her way into the Underworld may have gone pretty well, but now she's got a new problem. His name is Lyre, and he's a sinfully alluring incubus, a skilled spell weaver, and the only thing standing between her and stealing some damn magic.
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FIVE STARS FOR ANOTHER CAPTIVATING BOOK!!!
- By sarah Hartmann on 04-25-18
By: Annette Marie
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Steel & Stone Companion Collection
- Steel & Stone Series, Book 6
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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From her first fateful glimpse of the Sahar Stone to the explosive battle in Asphodel, Piper fought with Ash and Lyre beside her. A draconian and an incubus - an unlikely friendship....
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It's too bad....
- By J&M Q on 07-05-18
By: Annette Marie
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Green Gryphon
- Mackenzie Green, Book One
- By: JS Kennedy
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Mackenzie works for Catch and Release, a bounty-hunting guild, and she loves her job. She goes after the usual suspects: Rogue vampires, feral shifters, and crazed mages. Nightmare stuff. The last thing she ever imagined was Lucan, an infuriating and high-ranking dragon shifter, hiring her to find a child kidnapped from his Tribe. Even though her magical talents lean more towards bodyguarding and hunting dangerous beings, condemning a kid to death isn't who she is. But as Mackenzie gets deeper into her hunt, she uncovers deadly secrets surrounding the child, the kidnapper, and Lucan himself...
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Great book - pretty good narration
- By Chelmo on 07-11-24
By: JS Kennedy
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Fashionably Dead
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.
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Porn
- By Jo Mc on 05-11-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Shadow Hunter
- Rosie O'Grady's Paranormal Bar and Grill Series, Book 1
- By: BR Kingsolver
- Narrated by: Madeleine Dauer
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
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When my magic manifested at puberty, my parents sold me to the Illuminati. The Order of the Illuminati trained me as an assassin, spy, and thief. But when they sent me to steal a magical artifact that reveals Truth in all things, I discovered that I was working for the Dark and not the Light. The Illuminati trained me well, and paid the ultimate price for their deception.
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No spoilers
- By Jana k on 10-28-19
By: BR Kingsolver
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Finding Home
- By: Meg Harding
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Jaden Matthews has never known his father or his father's family, but he's about to get a crash course on having siblings. With the recent passing of his grandmother, he's discovered he has three half-brothers and part ownership of a gym. In Serenity, Florida. His life in New York has hit a rocky road, so maybe this is the vacation he needs to get things back on track. Chase Michaels lost his future in a car crash almost 10 years ago, and he's made a new one for himself in Serenity. One that doesn't include getting emotionally involved with people who are just passing through.
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A sweet, uncomplicated, largely angst-free romance
- By Zell Oakley on 07-11-20
By: Meg Harding
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Power Plays & Straight A's
- CU Hockey, Book 1
- By: Eden Finley, Saxon James
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Iggy Toma
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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"Look out for Zach, and don't hit on him." My brother's request sounds easy enough. Keep an eye out for his best friend on campus and keep my hands to myself. Easy. Even if Zach is a quintessential nerd, who I've always thought was cute, I don't have the time to think with my...stick. There's only one stick I should be focused on this year, and that's my hockey stick. My goal once I graduate is to get an NHL contract. The last thing I need is a distraction. On or off the ice. Only, keeping to the rules is harder than I thought it would be.
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Loved It ☆☆☆☆☆
- By TALIA on 12-12-20
By: Eden Finley, and others
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Taken by Fate
- The Alpha Territories, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Summer Roberts, Tyler Donne
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
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Plucked out of the Collector’s Pens, auctioned off to a vampire contingent, and sent across the ocean to the Alpha Territories was not exactly how I planned to spend my week. Actually, scratch that. I had planned the first bit. But I was supposed to be sold to the werewolves so I could save my friend from a fate worse than death. Instead, the bloodsuckers have me and so far? It's not going great. I've been shoved into a corset and made to look like an extra on the cast of Bridgerton, all to take part in the Harvest Games....
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Just nope!
- By CLL on 10-30-22
By: Shannon Mayer
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Tattered Huntress
- Thrill of the Hunt, Book 1
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Ruth Urquhart
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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Daisy Carter knows she's not anyone special. She might be brave and resourceful. She might possess a touch more magic than your average low elf. But, when it comes down to it, she's just another delivery driver trying to make a living. Admittedly, life would be easier without her addiction to a dangerous drug called spider's silk—but she's got her reasons for that. Nobody's perfect. However, Daisy's world changes when she crosses paths with Hugo Pemberville, the celebrated high elf who's well known for being an accomplished treasure hunter.
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The Start of Another Amazing Helen Harper Series!
- By Morgan Waggoner on 01-31-24
By: Helen Harper
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How to Save an Undead Life
- Beginner's Guide to Necromancy Series, Book 1
- By: Hailey Edwards
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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Grier Woolworth spends her nights weaving spooky tales of lost souls and tragedies for tourists on the streets of downtown Savannah. Hoop skirt and parasol aside, it's not a bad gig. The pay is crap, but the tips keep the lights on in her personal haunted mansion and her pantry stocked with ramen. Life is about as normal as it gets for an ex-necromancer hiding among humans - until the society that excommunicated Grier offers her a second chance at being more than ordinary. Too bad no one warned her the trouble with being extraordinary is it can get you killed.
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Kindle’s text-to-speech voice is better narrator!
- By Mombru on 02-03-20
By: Hailey Edwards
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Slouch Witch
- The Lazy Girl's Guide to Magic, Book 1
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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Let's get one thing straight - Ivy Wilde is not a heroine. In fact she's probably the last witch in the world you'd call if you needed a magical helping hand, regardless of her actual abilities. If it were down to Ivy, she'd spend all day every day on her sofa, where she could watch TV, munch junk food, and talk to her feline familiar to her heart's content. However, when a bureaucratic disaster ends up with Ivy as the victim of a case of mistaken identity, she's yanked very unwillingly into Arcane Branch.
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Amazing story, disappointing narration
- By Jessica on 08-06-17
By: Helen Harper
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- dravon white
- 08-03-24
The writing tho!
Marie and jacobsen have done it again. What a ride! Keep pumping these out and ill keep smacking my cash on the table for you to TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!! Byah!!!!
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- Kimberly A. Crowe
- 10-23-24
Can’t wait for the next one!!
I love Iggy Tomas’s reading of the MC!! This is my favorite series by Annette Marie!! I definitely recommend reading/listening to it!
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-14-24
can't wait
i loved it, can't wait to see what happens it ends on a cliffhanger exciting all the way through the story, well narrated
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- Shelley
- 09-02-24
Amazing writer
I love everything to do with this world. I hope more are added to this series.
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- Jaunice Tigner-Kustra
- 09-01-24
Another great book
Another great book, and another great series from one of my favorite authors. It was well written and well read. Very enjoyable. If you haven’t read the other books in the series, I highly recommend that you do. As well as its companion series.
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- Lori L Thomas
- 07-31-24
love this!
I love the world building and character development in this series. can't wait for the next one!
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-31-24
Fast paced surprises around every chapter. I can't wait for the next one!
Amazing! I love the whole series, but this one is the best so far! When do I get the next one?
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- Deisiak
- 08-01-24
Ready for more
Narration if fantastic. Story is fast paced and really great. Looking forward to seeing how Kit and Co. warp. I mean wrap up this next book.
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- DetroitDee
- 08-05-24
Great
I like the fast paced storytelling style. The cliffhanger left me wanting and hoping for more.
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- Adrielle Kalinoski
- 08-27-24
Best Kit & Lienna Book Yet!
This story was fantastic. Action-packed, lots of conspiracies, and behind-the-scenes storylines unveiled, plus a huge mic-drop moment for the fans who’ve been following the characters since the beginning. Love it! Can’t wait for the next one! 
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