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- The Guild Codex: Warped, Book 5
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The weirdness level of my life has reached an all-time high. Which is saying something, considering I started out as a psychic conman and somehow ended up as a MagiPol agent. And not just any agent. Lately, I've been Captain Blythe's right-hand man and most trusted confidant.
Yeah, I know. Super weird.
It's also kind of awkward because, unbeknownst to her, I've also teamed up with her most loathed nemesis, Darius King, guild master of the Crow and Hammer and the number one guy on the Consilium's "To Be Eliminated" list.
Oh, and the Consilium? It's just a secret organization embedded deep in the upper echelons of the MPD that's using its nefarious influence to take over the world. Or destroy it. We're still figuring that part out.
"We" being me and Blythe. And me and Darius. But not Blythe and Darius. Like I said, it's awkward.
Unfortunately, the Consilium knows we're on to them. It's only a matter of time before they reveal how much power they truly wield—and eliminate all three of us for good.
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- Guild Codex: Warped, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie, Rob Jacobsen
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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Annette Marie presents Book One in the Guild Codex: Warped series. Make sure to check out the companion series, The Guild Codex: Spellbound and The Guild Codex: Demonized, available now.
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Addicted
- By mmmontserrat on 09-20-20
By: Annette Marie, and others
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The One and Only Crystal Druid
- Unveiled Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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I'm not your average girl. My best friend is my switchblade. My favorite hobby is using it on the cruel, the abusive, and anyone who gets on my bad side. I'm a convicted murderer with a chip on my shoulder and a dangerous lack of restraint. And then there's Zak. His rap sheet makes mine look tame. The bounty on his head is worth more money than I'll ever make, and the deadly fae that shadow his every step wield more power than I'll ever know. He's the Crystal Druid, and his first mistake was setting foot on my turf. His second was saving my life.
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UGH!!!
- By Rae on 10-21-21
By: Annette Marie
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Red Winter: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 36 hrs and 40 mins
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Emi has dedicated her life to preparing for her destiny: to become a living vessel for her goddess’s spirit. With the fulfillment of her divine duty only two months away, she’s never once questioned the strict rules that control every aspect of her daily existence. Until the day she discovers her entire life has been built on lies.
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The creativity behind the writing.
- By Anonymous User on 09-23-24
By: Annette Marie
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Taming Demons for Beginners
- Guild Codex: Demonized Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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When I arrived at my uncle's house, I expected my relatives to be like me - outcast sorcerers who don't practice magic. I was right about the sorcery, but wrong about everything else. Rule two: Don't listen to the demon. My uncle chose a far deadlier power. He calls creatures of darkness into our world, binds them into service contracts, and sells them to the highest bidder. And I'm supposed to act like I don't know how illegal and dangerous it is. Rule three: Don't talk to the demon. All I had to do was keep my nose out of it.
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Not my cup of tea
- By A. S. on 01-08-20
By: Annette Marie
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Slaying Monsters for the Feeble
- Guild Codex: Demonized, Book 2
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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I'm bound to a demon. For my entire life, I avoided magic at all costs. Now, I'm responsible for a demon who wields magic more powerful than the toughest mage or sorcerer. Demons are evil. That's what my textbooks say. That's what I see. He's ruthless, he's temperamental, he's cold. But he protects me without fail. I wonder if he's hiding a heart behind his hostility. My demon is a monster.
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Cruel and Abusive Relationship not for me
- By Megan Coppock on 03-03-20
By: Annette Marie
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A Damsel and a Demigod
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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Only one thing matters to Kai: getting the job done, and doing it better than anyone else. But when a beautiful thief crashes his security gig, claiming she's trying to protect the valuable artifact he's guarding, all his careful plans go up in flames. He doesn't believe a word she says - until the item is stolen right out from under them.
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So Disappointed
- By JeanniebeannieB on 10-14-20
By: Annette Marie
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Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors
- Guild Codex: Warped, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie, Rob Jacobsen
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Annette Marie presents Book One in the Guild Codex: Warped series. Make sure to check out the companion series, The Guild Codex: Spellbound and The Guild Codex: Demonized, available now.
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Addicted
- By mmmontserrat on 09-20-20
By: Annette Marie, and others
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The One and Only Crystal Druid
- Unveiled Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm not your average girl. My best friend is my switchblade. My favorite hobby is using it on the cruel, the abusive, and anyone who gets on my bad side. I'm a convicted murderer with a chip on my shoulder and a dangerous lack of restraint. And then there's Zak. His rap sheet makes mine look tame. The bounty on his head is worth more money than I'll ever make, and the deadly fae that shadow his every step wield more power than I'll ever know. He's the Crystal Druid, and his first mistake was setting foot on my turf. His second was saving my life.
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UGH!!!
- By Rae on 10-21-21
By: Annette Marie
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Red Winter: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 36 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Emi has dedicated her life to preparing for her destiny: to become a living vessel for her goddess’s spirit. With the fulfillment of her divine duty only two months away, she’s never once questioned the strict rules that control every aspect of her daily existence. Until the day she discovers her entire life has been built on lies.
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The creativity behind the writing.
- By Anonymous User on 09-23-24
By: Annette Marie
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Taming Demons for Beginners
- Guild Codex: Demonized Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When I arrived at my uncle's house, I expected my relatives to be like me - outcast sorcerers who don't practice magic. I was right about the sorcery, but wrong about everything else. Rule two: Don't listen to the demon. My uncle chose a far deadlier power. He calls creatures of darkness into our world, binds them into service contracts, and sells them to the highest bidder. And I'm supposed to act like I don't know how illegal and dangerous it is. Rule three: Don't talk to the demon. All I had to do was keep my nose out of it.
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Not my cup of tea
- By A. S. on 01-08-20
By: Annette Marie
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Slaying Monsters for the Feeble
- Guild Codex: Demonized, Book 2
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm bound to a demon. For my entire life, I avoided magic at all costs. Now, I'm responsible for a demon who wields magic more powerful than the toughest mage or sorcerer. Demons are evil. That's what my textbooks say. That's what I see. He's ruthless, he's temperamental, he's cold. But he protects me without fail. I wonder if he's hiding a heart behind his hostility. My demon is a monster.
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Cruel and Abusive Relationship not for me
- By Megan Coppock on 03-03-20
By: Annette Marie
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A Damsel and a Demigod
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Only one thing matters to Kai: getting the job done, and doing it better than anyone else. But when a beautiful thief crashes his security gig, claiming she's trying to protect the valuable artifact he's guarding, all his careful plans go up in flames. He doesn't believe a word she says - until the item is stolen right out from under them.
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So Disappointed
- By JeanniebeannieB on 10-14-20
By: Annette Marie
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Chase the Dark
- Steel & Stone Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Piper Griffiths wants one thing in life: To become a Consul, a keeper of the peace between humans and daemons. There are precisely three obstacles in her way. The first is Lyre. Incubus. Hotter than hell and with a wicked streak to match. His greatest mission in life is to get Piper into bed and otherwise annoy the crap out of her.
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The narrator needs help!
- By Amazon Customer on 11-27-15
By: Annette Marie
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Three Mages and a Margarita
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Broke, almost homeless, and recently fired. Those are my official reasons for answering a wanted ad for a skeevy-looking bartender gig. It went downhill the moment they asked me to do a trial shift instead of an interview - to see if I'd mesh with their "special" clientele. I think that part went great. Their customers were complete dickheads, and I was an asshole right back. That's the definition of fitting in, right? I expected to get thrown out on my ass. Instead, they...offered me the job?
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Enjoyable and fun
- By Roz Hans on 10-18-18
By: Annette Marie
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Quest
- The Elementalist, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Daniel Thomas May
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
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Jack's always been about finding the answer, the key, to everything, but his riddles and locks were always larger than the people in his life suspected. What holds everything together? How could the ancients' understanding of the elements connect to our modern understanding? If Jack understood that, would it mean he could control them? But answers come with consequences, and knowledge always has a price.
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Not for me
- By Beatrice on 09-20-24
By: Michael Anderle
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The Night Realm
- Spell Weaver Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran, Greg Tremblay
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
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As a nymph living in exile among humans, Clio has picked up all sorts of unique survival skills. But pilfering magic from the Underworld's deadliest spell weavers? Not so much. Unfortunately, that's exactly what she has to do to earn a ticket back home. Conning her way into the Underworld may have gone pretty well, but now she's got a new problem. His name is Lyre, and he's a sinfully alluring incubus, a skilled spell weaver, and the only thing standing between her and stealing some damn magic.
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FIVE STARS FOR ANOTHER CAPTIVATING BOOK!!!
- By sarah Hartmann on 04-25-18
By: Annette Marie
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A Troll Walks into a Bar
- A Noir Urban Fantasy Novel (Alexander Southerland, P.I., Book 1)
- By: Douglas Lumsden
- Narrated by: Duffy P. Weber
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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A troll in a pinstriped suit walks into a bar. He's looking for Alex Southerland, private investigator and summoner of elementals. A gorgeous dame is going to come to Southerland with a case, and the troll tells him that he is going to turn the case down - or else! But Southerland doesn't respond well to threats. Besides, he needs the dough! Framed for a murder he didn't commit, Southerland weaves his way from seedy neighborhoods to the dazzling lights of downtown - and from one savage beating to the next - to clear his name and uncover a shocking secret.
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Solid Noir
- By Amazon Customer on 06-23-21
By: Douglas Lumsden
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Penric’s Demon
- A Fantasy Novella in the World of the Five Gods
- By: Lois McMaster Bujold
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
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On his way to his betrothal, young Lord Penric comes upon a riding accident with an elderly lady on the ground, her maidservant and guardsmen distraught. As he approaches to help, he discovers that the lady is a Temple divine, servant to the five gods of this world. Her avowed god is the Bastard, "master of all disasters out of season", and with her dying breath she bequeaths her mysterious powers to Penric.
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A Kinder, Gentler Demon
- By Carol on 01-10-16
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Wrath of the Wraith King
- Runes of Arcana, Book 1
- By: Caesar Daniels
- Narrated by: Michael Haj
- Length: 18 hrs and 10 mins
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A new threat is awakening upon the land, and in the midst of it, a veteran of war and a young Vampyr Princess must join forces to prevent the Wraith King's army from invading Arcana! Arcana: a land scarred by the Human-Vampyric Wars. The Faekin races have been banished by mankind and rejected for their non-human tendencies. Yet, somewhere in the quaint town of Riverden, retired war veteran Thaleron Oakheart, has his Yuletide festivities interrupted by demonic Night Wraiths unleashed upon the settlement.
By: Caesar Daniels
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Amethysts & Alchemy
- By: Rachel Rener
- Narrated by: Lia Langola
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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I used to eat rocks as a child. The family doctor diagnosed me with pica, dooming me to years of intensive therapy and extensive dentistry work. It wouldn’t be until much later that I would understand the all-consuming, insatiable craving that spurred me to eat a variety of rocks and minerals wasn’t a mental disorder, but an innate gift that allows me to extract the magic contained inside them: tourmaline for speed, celestite for strength, augite for a powerful laxative effect (that I had to discover the hard way).
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Fun! Sweet! And completely cozy!
- By Jaretac on 08-03-24
By: Rachel Rener
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Stumptown Spirits
- Legend Tripping, Book 1
- By: E.J. Russell
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
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Seven years ago, Logan Conner and his legend tripper college roommate stumbled into the middle of a ghost war. Logan escaped. Trent did not. Guilt has driven Logan to hunt for answers ever since—not only for why Trent was trapped, but how to return and save him. On the verge of abandoning the search as hopeless, Logan discovers the solution at last thanks to folklorist Riley Morrel, the man he never expected to fall in love with, and the man he’d do anything to keep safe, including leaving him behind.
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Irritation and frustration
- By Me on 09-27-24
By: E.J. Russell
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Antimage
- Ends of Magic, Book 1
- By: Alexander Olson
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 23 hrs and 52 mins
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Nathan's life was defined by labs and lectures until an Archmage yanked him into Davrar and made him a tantalizing offer: master magic in exchange for Earth's scientific secrets. Yet, Nathan can't shake off the feeling that darker truths lurk beneath such promises. The world of Davrar is a dangerous place teeming with dungeons and monsters–ruled by levels, Talents, and a near-infinite progression of power. Nathan will need to rely on himself to survive, forging alliances and taking every advantage he can get against those that seek to control him.
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Not a bad book
- By Dan on 10-17-23
By: Alexander Olson
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Sanctuary
- Roman’s Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Ilona Andrews
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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It’s not easy serving Chernobog, the God of Destruction, Darkness and Death…especially during the holidays; and especially when you’re out of eggnog and one of your pesky, freeloading mythic creatures has eaten your last cookie. Roman would like nothing more than to be left alone, but when a wounded boy stumbles into his yard and begs for sanctuary, Roman takes him in. Now elite mercenaries are camped out on his property, combat mages are dousing the house with fire, and strange priests are unleashing arcane magic.
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Narration ruins it
- By V. Ewart on 08-02-24
By: Ilona Andrews
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Portrait of a Lover
- By: Anna Bouvier
- Narrated by: Adriel Brandt
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
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For Louis Masset, life in the little French town is decidedly dull. By day he works for a pompous lawyer, and at weekends helps out in his father’s grain store, where he’s forced to work alongside his oafish brother-in-law. His monotony-filled life offers little hope for excitement. But everything changes when Philippe de Clermont enters Louis' world. This handsome aristocrat introduces him to a realm of desire previously unknown, and he awakens a dormant talent as a painter in Louis with astonishing results. Suddenly, a radiant and promising future beckons for both men.
By: Anna Bouvier
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- dravon white
- 08-03-24
The writing tho!
Marie and jacobsen have done it again. What a ride! Keep pumping these out and ill keep smacking my cash on the table for you to TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!! Byah!!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-14-24
can't wait
i loved it, can't wait to see what happens it ends on a cliffhanger exciting all the way through the story, well narrated
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- Shelley
- 09-02-24
Amazing writer
I love everything to do with this world. I hope more are added to this series.
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- Deisiak
- 08-01-24
Ready for more
Narration if fantastic. Story is fast paced and really great. Looking forward to seeing how Kit and Co. warp. I mean wrap up this next book.
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- DetroitDee
- 08-05-24
Great
I like the fast paced storytelling style. The cliffhanger left me wanting and hoping for more.
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- Adrielle Kalinoski
- 08-27-24
Best Kit & Lienna Book Yet!
This story was fantastic. Action-packed, lots of conspiracies, and behind-the-scenes storylines unveiled, plus a huge mic-drop moment for the fans who’ve been following the characters since the beginning. Love it! Can’t wait for the next one! 
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- Jaunice Tigner-Kustra
- 09-01-24
Another great book
Another great book, and another great series from one of my favorite authors. It was well written and well read. Very enjoyable. If you haven’t read the other books in the series, I highly recommend that you do. As well as its companion series.
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- Lori L Thomas
- 07-31-24
love this!
I love the world building and character development in this series. can't wait for the next one!
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-31-24
Fast paced surprises around every chapter. I can't wait for the next one!
Amazing! I love the whole series, but this one is the best so far! When do I get the next one?
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- Neph
- 08-02-24
They just keep getting better!
No spoilers so I'll keep it simple. I've already listened more than once. I'm really enjoying where this story is going and am absolutely looking forward to its continuation. With it being an MPD spin off I won't be mad if it turns into a continuous series that really never has an end, because there's always baddies to go after.
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