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The weirdness level of my life has reached an all-time high. Which is saying something, considering I started out as a psychic conman and somehow ended up as a MagiPol agent. And not just any agent. Lately, I've been Captain Blythe's right-hand man and most trusted confidant.
Yeah, I know. Super weird.
It's also kind of awkward because, unbeknownst to her, I've also teamed up with her most loathed nemesis, Darius King, guild master of the Crow and Hammer and the number one guy on the Consilium's "To Be Eliminated" list.
Oh, and the Consilium? It's just a secret organization embedded deep in the upper echelons of the MPD that's using its nefarious influence to take over the world. Or destroy it. We're still figuring that part out.
"We" being me and Blythe. And me and Darius. But not Blythe and Darius. Like I said, it's awkward.
Unfortunately, the Consilium knows we're on to them. It's only a matter of time before they reveal how much power they truly wield—and eliminate all three of us for good.
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By: Annette Marie, and others
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The One and Only Crystal Druid
- Unveiled Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm not your average girl. My best friend is my switchblade. My favorite hobby is using it on the cruel, the abusive, and anyone who gets on my bad side. I'm a convicted murderer with a chip on my shoulder and a dangerous lack of restraint. And then there's Zak. His rap sheet makes mine look tame. The bounty on his head is worth more money than I'll ever make, and the deadly fae that shadow his every step wield more power than I'll ever know. He's the Crystal Druid, and his first mistake was setting foot on my turf. His second was saving my life.
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UGH!!!
- By Rae on 10-21-21
By: Annette Marie
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A Damsel and a Demigod
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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Only one thing matters to Kai: getting the job done, and doing it better than anyone else. But when a beautiful thief crashes his security gig, claiming she's trying to protect the valuable artifact he's guarding, all his careful plans go up in flames. He doesn't believe a word she says - until the item is stolen right out from under them.
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So Disappointed
- By JeanniebeannieB on 10-14-20
By: Annette Marie
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Taming Demons for Beginners
- Guild Codex: Demonized Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When I arrived at my uncle's house, I expected my relatives to be like me - outcast sorcerers who don't practice magic. I was right about the sorcery, but wrong about everything else. Rule two: Don't listen to the demon. My uncle chose a far deadlier power. He calls creatures of darkness into our world, binds them into service contracts, and sells them to the highest bidder. And I'm supposed to act like I don't know how illegal and dangerous it is. Rule three: Don't talk to the demon. All I had to do was keep my nose out of it.
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Not my cup of tea
- By A. S. on 01-08-20
By: Annette Marie
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Slaying Monsters for the Feeble
- Guild Codex: Demonized, Book 2
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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I'm bound to a demon. For my entire life, I avoided magic at all costs. Now, I'm responsible for a demon who wields magic more powerful than the toughest mage or sorcerer. Demons are evil. That's what my textbooks say. That's what I see. He's ruthless, he's temperamental, he's cold. But he protects me without fail. I wonder if he's hiding a heart behind his hostility. My demon is a monster.
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Cruel and Abusive Relationship not for me
- By Megan Coppock on 03-03-20
By: Annette Marie
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Three Mages and a Margarita
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Broke, almost homeless, and recently fired. Those are my official reasons for answering a wanted ad for a skeevy-looking bartender gig. It went downhill the moment they asked me to do a trial shift instead of an interview - to see if I'd mesh with their "special" clientele. I think that part went great. Their customers were complete dickheads, and I was an asshole right back. That's the definition of fitting in, right? I expected to get thrown out on my ass. Instead, they...offered me the job?
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Enjoyable and fun
- By Roz Hans on 10-18-18
By: Annette Marie
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Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors
- Guild Codex: Warped, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie, Rob Jacobsen
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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Annette Marie presents Book One in the Guild Codex: Warped series. Make sure to check out the companion series, The Guild Codex: Spellbound and The Guild Codex: Demonized, available now.
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Addicted
- By mmmontserrat on 09-20-20
By: Annette Marie, and others
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The One and Only Crystal Druid
- Unveiled Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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I'm not your average girl. My best friend is my switchblade. My favorite hobby is using it on the cruel, the abusive, and anyone who gets on my bad side. I'm a convicted murderer with a chip on my shoulder and a dangerous lack of restraint. And then there's Zak. His rap sheet makes mine look tame. The bounty on his head is worth more money than I'll ever make, and the deadly fae that shadow his every step wield more power than I'll ever know. He's the Crystal Druid, and his first mistake was setting foot on my turf. His second was saving my life.
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UGH!!!
- By Rae on 10-21-21
By: Annette Marie
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A Damsel and a Demigod
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Nelson Hobbs
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Only one thing matters to Kai: getting the job done, and doing it better than anyone else. But when a beautiful thief crashes his security gig, claiming she's trying to protect the valuable artifact he's guarding, all his careful plans go up in flames. He doesn't believe a word she says - until the item is stolen right out from under them.
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So Disappointed
- By JeanniebeannieB on 10-14-20
By: Annette Marie
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Taming Demons for Beginners
- Guild Codex: Demonized Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When I arrived at my uncle's house, I expected my relatives to be like me - outcast sorcerers who don't practice magic. I was right about the sorcery, but wrong about everything else. Rule two: Don't listen to the demon. My uncle chose a far deadlier power. He calls creatures of darkness into our world, binds them into service contracts, and sells them to the highest bidder. And I'm supposed to act like I don't know how illegal and dangerous it is. Rule three: Don't talk to the demon. All I had to do was keep my nose out of it.
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Not my cup of tea
- By A. S. on 01-08-20
By: Annette Marie
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Slaying Monsters for the Feeble
- Guild Codex: Demonized, Book 2
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm bound to a demon. For my entire life, I avoided magic at all costs. Now, I'm responsible for a demon who wields magic more powerful than the toughest mage or sorcerer. Demons are evil. That's what my textbooks say. That's what I see. He's ruthless, he's temperamental, he's cold. But he protects me without fail. I wonder if he's hiding a heart behind his hostility. My demon is a monster.
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Cruel and Abusive Relationship not for me
- By Megan Coppock on 03-03-20
By: Annette Marie
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Three Mages and a Margarita
- The Guild Codex: Spellbound Series, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Broke, almost homeless, and recently fired. Those are my official reasons for answering a wanted ad for a skeevy-looking bartender gig. It went downhill the moment they asked me to do a trial shift instead of an interview - to see if I'd mesh with their "special" clientele. I think that part went great. Their customers were complete dickheads, and I was an asshole right back. That's the definition of fitting in, right? I expected to get thrown out on my ass. Instead, they...offered me the job?
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Enjoyable and fun
- By Roz Hans on 10-18-18
By: Annette Marie
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The Night Realm
- Spell Weaver, Book 1
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran, Tim Paige
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Clio isn't a thief. She isn't a spy, a soldier, or a diplomat. Aside from her rare ability to mimic spells, her only notable talent is gardening. But with a war threatening her homeland, and her half-brother—the nymph prince—pleading for her help, she agrees to attempt the impossible: stealing deadly magic from the best spell weavers in the three realms. Their stronghold is located deep in the Underworld, which is exactly the sort of place an Overworld nymph like her should never go. Getting in won't be that hard. Getting out alive is the impossible part.
By: Annette Marie
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Steel & Stone Companion Collection
- Steel & Stone Series, Book 6
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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From her first fateful glimpse of the Sahar Stone to the explosive battle in Asphodel, Piper fought with Ash and Lyre beside her. A draconian and an incubus - an unlikely friendship....
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It's too bad....
- By J&M Q on 07-05-18
By: Annette Marie
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Red Winter: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 36 hrs and 40 mins
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Emi has dedicated her life to preparing for her destiny: to become a living vessel for her goddess’s spirit. With the fulfillment of her divine duty only two months away, she’s never once questioned the strict rules that control every aspect of her daily existence. Until the day she discovers her entire life has been built on lies.
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Sakura falling on snow
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-15-25
By: Annette Marie
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The Shadow Weave
- Spell Weaver Series, Book 2
- By: Annette Marie
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran, Greg Tremblay
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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Clio might be a nymph living in exile among humans. And she might possess the rare ability to mimic any magic she sees. And she might have just seriously ticked off the most powerful family of spell weavers in the Underworld. But she is not in love with an incubus. Lyre is the rebellious black sheep of the Weaver family, and he's the only reason she survived her recent Underworld "vacation". He's also the sexiest thing she's ever seen. Together, they have to track down a catastrophically dangerous magic - a magic he created, she sort of stole, and they both lost.
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Mostly good
- By Sarah on 06-15-18
By: Annette Marie
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Hammered
- Legacy of Magic, Book 1
- By: Lindsay Buroker
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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She’s happy renovating homes and occasionally thumping bad guys until she learns of a mysterious artifact hidden under the house she’s working on. Everybody from humans to orcs to werewolves wants it, and they’re willing to kill to get it. Things go from bad to worse when someone frames her for murder.
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it's just okay, read the Kindle book.
- By Quinn on 04-16-23
By: Lindsay Buroker
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The Lies of Vampires and Slayers
- Magiford Supernatural City (Magic on Main Street, Book 1)
- By: K. M. Shea
- Narrated by: Amelia Hugh, Cody Roberts
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
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By night, they fight in a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse. By day, they are friendly next-door neighbors. Neither of them know that their alter egos are archenemies. I’ve spent my life training in the family business of slaying vampires, but I’m tired of all the death. I want to prove we slayers can help society, not just break it. I start my new life by joining the Magiford supernatural task force, which exists to protect humans and supernaturals from harmful magic.
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ANOTHER GREAT STORY. CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE
- By North Wind Knight on 08-25-24
By: K. M. Shea
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- Norwegies
- 03-20-25
Fast paced self discovery
Kit is earnestly running a tarnished good guy script while trying to get the girl
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- Tinker
- 03-01-25
Couldn't put it down
can't wait until next installment. Annette Marie's yarns can not be put down. And the interaction between story lines impeccable.
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- dravon white
- 08-03-24
The writing tho!
Marie and jacobsen have done it again. What a ride! Keep pumping these out and ill keep smacking my cash on the table for you to TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!! Byah!!!!
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- Kimberly A. Crowe
- 10-23-24
Can’t wait for the next one!!
I love Iggy Tomas’s reading of the MC!! This is my favorite series by Annette Marie!! I definitely recommend reading/listening to it!
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-14-24
can't wait
i loved it, can't wait to see what happens it ends on a cliffhanger exciting all the way through the story, well narrated
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- Shelley
- 09-02-24
Amazing writer
I love everything to do with this world. I hope more are added to this series.
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- Jaunice Tigner-Kustra
- 09-01-24
Another great book
Another great book, and another great series from one of my favorite authors. It was well written and well read. Very enjoyable. If you haven’t read the other books in the series, I highly recommend that you do. As well as its companion series.
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- Lori L Thomas
- 07-31-24
love this!
I love the world building and character development in this series. can't wait for the next one!
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-31-24
Fast paced surprises around every chapter. I can't wait for the next one!
Amazing! I love the whole series, but this one is the best so far! When do I get the next one?
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- cory
- 02-14-25
A most excellent exceptional adventure !
I enjoy Kit’s wit, humor that provides loads of laugh out loud moments. Action! Pizazz, a perfect amount of pop culture references offer me a sense of connection to the characters and have me immersed in the story as of in a movie. The narrator brings it alive on a visceral level—my body wants to move and fight during those kicking butt scenes. I can’t wait, but I will wait, albeit a teeny bit impatiently lol for the next installment of Kit & Co. ♥️
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