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Merde, Book 3
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Stephen Clark
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In the acclaimed third book in the popular Merde series, Paul West winds up stuck in America, chin-deep in financial trouble. He and his French girlfriend set off on their journey, with hopes of escaping fiscal ruin. But as the not-so-dynamic duo stumble toward Los Angeles, via Boston, Miami, New Orleans, and Las Vegas, Paul’s plans for success, of course, turn to merde: The couple takes on carjackers, old flames, and liaisons dangereuses. The result is a madcap, hilarious adventure and a sardonically witty tour through America, France, and England.
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- christian
- 03-19-23
A real life story, no doubt!!!
I simply loved this book!!! It made me laugh to tears. It is so well written, that I felt like having coffee with him at a Café!
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- GI
- 06-16-24
Very poor narration!
Definitely not one of Stephen Clark’s best- the worst of the Merde books!
But the narrator was just awful! His pronunciation was terrible— why did he get this job?! He couldn’t pronounce LaGuardia, or New Orleans, or anesthetist! Were there no producers involved in the making of this?!
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