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Trevor Jordan
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Virgil Knightley
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One Great Series in a Single Offering!
His only wish is to bring comfort to all, but others only recognize him for the pain his healing hands once caused.
Ryker Hayes is a licensed massage therapist, and a damn good one at that. It's a career he's passionate about, and all his plans for life are on track—until he winds up transported to the world of Werifesteria in the body of an infamous warlord, at least.
Now all he really wants to do is forget the misdeeds of his alter ego and retire to a life of anonymity with a couple interesting women as his new partners. Together, they open the very first massage inn and spa in all the land, and take on all the responsibilities that come with it. Turns out, it's a lot of work!
To reach his potential, he'll have to come to grips with the secrets of this mysterious world and the way its magic system functions. Can he find peace in the borderlands? Can he turn his Mastery of the Threads of Power into a fulfilling career as a masseur to the denizens of this fantasy world? And last, but certainly not least, how will he manage his increasingly complex relationships?
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I'd known my fair share of tragedy in the last year. Lost my family, abandoned by my friends... things were looking down. Imagine my surprise when I get ripped out of my own reality and forcibly enrolled in a magic school nestled between the seams of the multiverse. My new purpose? Defend all of creation against the Outer Gods and keep from dying at the hands of the Void Things. But there's something nefarious about my headmistress... something I don't trust. At least I'm not alone anymore.
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- By Jeremy Burklow on 12-30-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! The Catch-Up Omnibus, Books 1-6
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 55 hrs and 24 mins
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Taken from my old life with little memory of what brought me here, I wake up in a high tech capsule. A wrinkly old elf tells me that my soul is incomplete and has been fused with that of a Solar Dragon to give me a second chance at life. Where? When? An urban metropolis filled with fantasy races, erected atop the back of a giant asteroid. Meteoropolis. And millions of years in the future, to boot. But that's not all. I've got super powers, too. To add to the excitement, I end up hosted by an anxious unicorn elf named Pinky Peach who is basically a professional gamer girl.
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Dumb Batman
- By Zack on 07-25-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Nosferatu Academy Omnibus
- The Complete Omnibus: and a Bonus Novel: Thule the Fast Food Barbarian
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Patrick DuBois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 35 hrs and 30 mins
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Barrett Bradshaw was always a bookworm, but no amount of reading would prepare him for his childhood crush turning him into a vampire. Even more absurd, it turns out that he was never fully human at all.
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illogical MC
- By frederik on 08-26-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Headpats After Dark
- A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula. Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates.
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Good overall!
- By Disneysingalongs on 12-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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The First Quest
- Monster Girl Sanctuary
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
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Bucky Drake literally just got his managerial position at McDaniel’s, but he’s already been promoted to "Hero" whether or not he's interested in the job. Dragged against his will through a yawning purple vortex by a mouthy catgirl, he finds himself in another world full of vivid colors—and peerless beauties. Cowgirls, lamias, satyresses, unicorns, and even elves of all colors of the rainbow make his acquaintance early and often...and he handles them pretty darn well for a random fast food worker in over his head.
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Just Awesome
- By M M on 03-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Esoterica: The Omnibus
- The Lovecraftian Saga
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Bruno Anderson, Peggy Greyson
- Length: 29 hrs and 40 mins
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I'd known my fair share of tragedy in the last year. Lost my family, abandoned by my friends... things were looking down. Imagine my surprise when I get ripped out of my own reality and forcibly enrolled in a magic school nestled between the seams of the multiverse. My new purpose? Defend all of creation against the Outer Gods and keep from dying at the hands of the Void Things. But there's something nefarious about my headmistress... something I don't trust. At least I'm not alone anymore.
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- By Jeremy Burklow on 12-30-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Solar Dragons Need Love, Too! The Catch-Up Omnibus, Books 1-6
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 55 hrs and 24 mins
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Taken from my old life with little memory of what brought me here, I wake up in a high tech capsule. A wrinkly old elf tells me that my soul is incomplete and has been fused with that of a Solar Dragon to give me a second chance at life. Where? When? An urban metropolis filled with fantasy races, erected atop the back of a giant asteroid. Meteoropolis. And millions of years in the future, to boot. But that's not all. I've got super powers, too. To add to the excitement, I end up hosted by an anxious unicorn elf named Pinky Peach who is basically a professional gamer girl.
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Dumb Batman
- By Zack on 07-25-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Nosferatu Academy Omnibus
- The Complete Omnibus: and a Bonus Novel: Thule the Fast Food Barbarian
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Patrick DuBois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 35 hrs and 30 mins
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Barrett Bradshaw was always a bookworm, but no amount of reading would prepare him for his childhood crush turning him into a vampire. Even more absurd, it turns out that he was never fully human at all.
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illogical MC
- By frederik on 08-26-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Headpats After Dark
- A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula. Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates.
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Good overall!
- By Disneysingalongs on 12-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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The First Quest
- Monster Girl Sanctuary
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
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Bucky Drake literally just got his managerial position at McDaniel’s, but he’s already been promoted to "Hero" whether or not he's interested in the job. Dragged against his will through a yawning purple vortex by a mouthy catgirl, he finds himself in another world full of vivid colors—and peerless beauties. Cowgirls, lamias, satyresses, unicorns, and even elves of all colors of the rainbow make his acquaintance early and often...and he handles them pretty darn well for a random fast food worker in over his head.
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Just Awesome
- By M M on 03-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Backyard Goblins
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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When a trio of cute goblins emerged from a silver portal that appeared out of nowhere on my property...things got a bit more complicated all of a sudden. Also, I soon discovered they bite and scratch: mostly each other, but sometimes me.
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Historically inaccurate!
- By Jay on 11-09-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Billy the Barbarian: The Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 21 hrs and 1 min
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Billy the Barbarian is an Isekai adventure story about a normal man from our Earth whose destiny changes when he gets snatched up by the gods of a magical world. He then wakes up to find himself in a strange, cruel land known as Thune to the locals. It turns out the gods of Thune have pretty big plans for Billy, and before he knows it he's swept up into an adventure the likes of which you've never seen before.
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From Conan to Hercules
- By Nicholas Hernandez on 09-17-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Monster Girl Collection Volumes 1 Through 4
- Elf Princess Arc Box Set
- By: Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 65 hrs and 38 mins
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The First Arc of Monster Girl Collection in one place! Auroro was a sinful man reborn by a goddess of romance. He found a new life in the world of Mistrim with no memories, a timer on his life he had to extend, and a mysterious, overwhelming power. This first adventure sees Auroro meeting dazzling heroines, terrifying heroes, powerful monsters, monsters that are hotter than they should be, and much more!
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MC is a Creep and The Naration is Awful
- By Nic.L on 10-25-23
By: Sebastian Guzman
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Bullets, Blades, and Babes
- By: Michael Dalton, Virgil Knightley, Misty Vixen, and others
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Raya Kane, Erin Bateman, and others
- Length: 27 hrs and 38 mins
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Every year some of the best in the genre get together to tell awesome stories in a combined offering. Inside this audiobook you will find action, adventure, love, lust, and intrigue.
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I love big books of short stories!
- By DaynenMc on 07-08-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Mask of the Gods
- New Kingdom Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Micky Carre
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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My life wasn't that exciting; a degree in engineering, a small flat in London, and an ex-girlfriend who still texted me when she was drunk. Every day was a bore. Everything changed when I found myself in Lanercost, a small medieval village, with no idea of how I arrived.
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- By Kindle Customer on 05-11-23
By: Micky Carre
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The Last Male Elf: The Complete Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley, Alphonse Fisk
- Narrated by: Aurora Bliss, Richard Brock
- Length: 16 hrs and 47 mins
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Illemitar Liminelda is the only elf anyone in the human territories of Middenheim has met in quite a while. Sure, there are a few Half-Elves around, but after the last war, even their kind had become a rare sight indeed. But Lemmy, as his friends call him, is pretty well-integrated into the human world. As a seasoned adventurer, raised by humans, he never really questioned his origins all that much.
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Awesome! As per usual.
- By DaynenMc on 08-08-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Accidental Goblin King
- A Royal Slice of Life LitRPG
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Tom North, Faye Bishop
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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Ethan's got a cushy job and an empty apartment to prove he's mastered monotony. But a mysterious talisman sends him tumbling into a whole new world—quite literally. He says goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to becoming the first-ever human Goblin King. Rivals? The ex-King’s ticked-off offspring are itching to overthrow him. Duels? They’re on his calendar next to ‘avoid rebellion.’ Wives? He’s required to have at least two.
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Fantastic Book
- By Barrett M Cleveland on 01-22-24
By: Leon West
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Apex Shifter Omnibus
- A Portal Adventure Boxset
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Jack Douglas, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 29 hrs and 26 mins
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Marvin toiled through endless work to achieve his dream of flipping properties. A strange man stalked him at his morning diner job, becoming a regular. When he unexpectedly follows him home from night shift, Marvin knows something isn't right. The next day he is offered a magical device. The emblem confirms the paranormal are real, people can partially shift into animals, and that Marvin isn't normal: he's something to be feared. As his life enters a whirlwind adventure, Marvin has to adapt as he becomes more than an ordinary man
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I really wanted to like it.
- By Bishop on 10-20-23
By: Marcus Sloss
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Goblin Girls Do It Better
- A Fantasy Men's Adventure
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Ellory Lane
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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Lucas Mead-Slayer has seen it all. Or at least that's what he thought after over a decade of wandering the wilderness of his homeland and embracing everything it had to throw at him. He's fought terrible monsters, plundered ancient catacombs, and caught the eye of many unique and interesting adventuresses.
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Typical misty book
- By No one important on 05-04-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Demon DIY Complete Trilogy
- By: Gwen Grayson, Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Suki Woodridge
- Length: 23 hrs and 48 mins
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My career as a realtor bored me, except for when I got to test my handyman skills. So, when I finally saved enough, I purchased the most rundown manor I could find. The problem? A few guests rest within its walls. Repairing the mansion is the challenge I craved, but a string of vandalisms keeps us on edge. Someone, or something, doesn’t want us living here. It turns out Sunnyside won’t be as peaceful as I expected.
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Eh, It's OK
- By Zero Calvin on 08-24-24
By: Gwen Grayson, and others
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Aycrishi Sodality
- Omnibus: Books 1-6
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Summer Moon
- Length: 71 hrs and 58 mins
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I was hanging out with some buddies, doing a little caving, when everything went south. When I woke up, I was in some kind of medieval dungeon. Totally naked and in the dark. Luckily, I had a neighbor in a cell near me. One with a decidedly sexy feminine voice. When she explained to me that she was due to be executed and I was in line to be brainwashed, there was only one thing to do. We had to escape.
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good time waster and good scenes
- By Casey Owens on 06-21-24
By: Phil Aerix
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Mayor of Elftown Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 24 hrs and 49 mins
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I thought the last thing I would have expected while working at the mall during the holiday season was to meet a real elf woman. Then the blue-skinned ogre tore through the mall. The elf and I made a quick escape and ended up in a strange fantasy world. Now, I’m finding out that the elves have been in decline for centuries and are being hunted to extinction for their magical abilities. They need someone to help them. Someone to protect them. Someone with magical powers that could make elves strong like they used to be.
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Very good
- By Jeremy on 04-12-24
By: Dante King
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- Iceman22
- 08-16-24
monster massuer
The storyline and characters were great I enjoyed the narrators with the different voices lol lol I can't wait for the next one like this
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- dale cox
- 02-23-24
love this author
as someone who is very familiar with massage this was a great story and felt like the main character knew what they were doing
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- Jotun Shagrath
- 12-29-23
comfy and likeable characters
this is like a warm blanket. Knightley really knows how to make likeable characters, even if I am getting a bit tired of the harem shtick. I loved it!
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- Tony Loveless
- 08-10-24
What an awesome story
The spicy bits were just right and the comedy and action hit a just the right spot!
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-24-24
Unique hero
Very interesting idea on the type of hero. I liked it a lot. I also enjoyed the voice actors. They did a wide range of voices for the women and one of them sounded like a female Doofenshmirtz, which was hilarious. Only complain I would have though is a little more class in the lovemaking scenes. Overall a fun, unique story to listen to.
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- Yale
- 06-11-24
A true ending to an adventure
It was a perfect balance between adventure and spicy. I would not have ended it any other way.
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- Lexlife
- 08-25-24
characters
I liked everything about this series, especially the characters just wished it wasn't the end.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-29-23
Don’t let the synopsis scare you away, 
I let the story synopsis and audible sample let me shy away from this tile for so long. I would tell you to take a chance on this title. It is more than what the audio sample and synopsis to tell you. The MC being a masseuse is a small part of the story and tells a much broader story than it appears.
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- Travis Green
- 03-25-24
2 out of 3
5 stars for books 1 and 2.
Book 3 takes a hit. Transactional Romance is a bad look. Gigalos make for poor Heros.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-10-24
a pleasant surprise!
I've enjoyed several books by Virgil Knightly. I believe this one may be my favorite. The story, which I knew would be a slow burn from the beginning, did not disappoint throughout. I enjoy these type of slice of life novels. so perhaps I'm biased, but it is nice to be able to be a spectator in the lives of these folks.
there were a lot of laugh out loud moments. The spiciness wasn't overwhelming, but enjoyable when it was there. The demonkin is hilarious.
The performance of the book was really good. sometimes the male voices were a bit grating But they were still performed well even if The voice he chose for the protagonist was a bit gravelly at times
I do suggest this book!
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