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My Holiday Tails Series
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Narrated by:
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Elle Sonali
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By:
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Marina Simcoe
About this listen
Aliens came to Earth to abduct our women, but it backfired. Now they're returning them, and I'm in charge of shuttling women back from orbit.
Ever since I first laid my eyes on the alien ship's commander, I've had a crush on him. Who can blame me? He's tall and gorgeous, with skin the color of midnight. He has a voice that can purr or roar and seven long tails that he really knows how to use.
I know I can't have him. I've never even spoken to him. But when an incident renders the commander unconscious, I have no choice but to take him to my remote hunting cabin.
Instead of cooperating, the commander thinks he's been abducted. Now, I have a pissed-off alien on the loose in the Canadian wilderness wearing my Snuggie.
I need to find him or risk losing my job and starting an interplanetary conflict—among other things.
What I don't know is that finding him will cost me my heart.
Contains mature themes.
©2021 Marina Simcoe (P)2023 TantorListeners also enjoyed...
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- 04-05-23
Solid 4 Stars
This book is one of many in a standalone series by the same author and I have to say, this one that I picked to start with first was a solid alien romance story. I would've preferred a bit more "birthday" theme as this is a series revolving around holidays, but they story was still compelling and could easily be the start of a spinoff.
I thought the narrator did a pretty good job overall, but her inflection for some of the male dialogue was a bit odd at times.
Now that I've gotten a feel for this author's writing style, I'm pretty sure I'm going to check out her other titles in this series. Would definitely recommend this one even if you aren't looking for a too much of a holiday theme because the birthday bit is basically at the start and then very end.
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