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If you like to listen to bathroom stall jokes or ever wondered what would happen if the funny guy and his wife from your table top game group wrote a book, look no further because this book is for you. Imagine waking up to find out that not only had you died, but your consciousness had been transferred into a game and the only one to help you navigate your new reality is the unlikely sidekick who thinks you are a complete idiot. Written by a husband and wife, this other world adventure book is full of light hearted banter, dirty jokes, unconventional characters and slight undertones of the system being out to get you because, to the main character, it really is out to get him.
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- The Chicken Whisperer
- 09-20-24
Fun Ride!
This book is a really fun dark fantasy. Quirky and entertaining, the Osborns have really scratched a particular itch for readers. If you like Isekai anime, D&D and self deprecating humor, this is the book for you! I really enjoyed the pacing and found the overall story intriguing. Reading this new spin on an old premus felt like curling up with an old favorite but had the excitement of not knowing where the story would take you. The narrator for the audiobook had a pleasant voice and was engaging. I especially appreciated the way he gave each character their own voice. I found most of the book to be very light, for a dark fantasy, which is not an easy task to pull off. Beth and Ozz really hit the sweet spot between twisted and fun without putting me off. Looking forward to continuing the story in their next novel!
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- Hudson Kim
- 12-19-24
Unique and Entertaining
I wasn’t sure what to expect, but this book blew me away. The premise is unique, and the characters are full of personality. The humor is edgy without being over-the-top. I can’t wait for the next volume
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- Easton Edwards
- 12-19-24
Pure Fun from Start to Finish
The lighthearted tone and dirty jokes made this such a fun read. The characters are memorable, and the story is as ridiculous as it is entertaining. Perfect for fans of comedic fantasy
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- Holden Scott
- 12-18-24
Laugh Out-Loud Adventure
The humor in this book is absolutely brilliant. It feels like the authors took all the best moments from a tabletop campaign and turned it into an epic adventure. I couldn’t stop reading
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- Kayden Martin
- 12-18-24
Banter and Chaos Galore
If you enjoy chaotic adventures full of sharp banter, this book is for you. The husband-and-wife writing duo really captured the essence of game night hilarity. The story moves fast, and the jokes land perfectly
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- Aurelia Harrison
- 12-18-24
Relatable for Gamers
The mix of game mechanics, snarky characters, and ridiculous situations is spot-on. As someone who loves tabletop games, I found myself grinning at all the in-jokes. A fantastic start to what I hope is a long series
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- Samira Cassidy
- 12-20-24
A Tabletop Campaign in Book Form
It’s like reading the highlights of a hilarious tabletop RPG night. The humor is spot-on, and the characters are full of personality. The sarcastic sidekick is a personal favorite
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- Nemesis
- 07-16-24
A hilariously entertaining adventure!
"Necromancers Don't Fear the Reaper" by Ozz Osborn and Beth Osborn, narrated by Garan Patrick, is a hilariously entertaining adventure. The writing is brimming with witty banter and imaginative scenarios, while Patrick's narration perfectly captures the quirky essence of the characters. If you love a blend of dark humor and fantasy with a touch of absurdity, this husband-and-wife creation is a must-listen.
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- Aurelia Harrison
- 12-17-24
Hilarious and Original
This book had me laughing out loud from the first chapter. The humor is sharp, and the characters are a riot. It feels like you’re part of a tabletop game with friends, complete with all the snark and banter. A must-read for fans of unconventional adventures
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- Jason
- 09-05-24
Creative Fusion
Ozz and Beth masterfully blend dark comedy with a touch of video game nostalgia, creating a refreshingly original take on the necromancer trope. The memorable setting and witty characters are a perfect blend comedy, fantasy, and video game homage that fans of any of these genres will find captivating. I cannot wait for a sequel!
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