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New Found Land: The Long Haul
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans, Elizabeth Jasicki, Graeme Malcolm, Jay Snyder, John Pirkis, LJ Ganser, Marc Vietor, Amber Reauchean Williams, Gregory Connors, Izabel Mar, John Zdrojeski, Steve Routman, Dash Katz
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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Publisher's summary
Imagine two worlds at war. In one, citizens with jetpacks and ray guns have colonized Venus. In the other, magic reigns supreme, and history turns on swords and spells. Now imagine they have just discovered a third world.
Our world.
Our timeline of rideshare apps and strip malls is about to become the newest battlefield in the long war between science fiction and fantasy.
In Florida, assassins are hunting down optical scientist Felicia Scurry. Her only chance of survival lies with long haul trucker Bucephalus Troy, who has stumbled into a world he calls Bamalot, a swords and sorcery version of today where magic works and science never happened. In Seattle, YouTube blogger Charity Kong is on the trail of a jetpack-wearing secret agent who broke her heart. And in a sinister secret college deep under Oxford, a failed comic book artist just might have started a Three Worlds War.
Legendary science fiction writer Neal Stephenson teams up with World Fantasy Award-winning author Sean Stewart (Galveston; Cathy’s Book) and Austin Grossman (Soon I Will Be Invincible) to present New Found Land: The Long Haul, a thrilling, hilarious, and mind-bending audio drama in the tradition of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Fast-paced, funny, and deeply weird, The Long Haul is a warm-hearted, rollicking adventure about ordinary people rising to an extraordinary moment.
New Found Land: The Long Haul is performed by Amber Williams, Jay Snyder, Gregory Connors, Izabel Mar, John Zdrojeski, Steve Routman, Graeme Malcolm, John Pirkis, Elizabeth Evans, LJ Ganser, Marc Vietor, Elizabeth Jasicki and features the voices of Allyson Johnson, Carrie Seim, Josh Hurley, Kevin T. Collins, Khristine Hvam, Lauren Fortgang, Nick Sullivan, Raphael Corkhill, and Steve Rimpici.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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What listeners say about New Found Land: The Long Haul
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- Donna
- 05-11-23
Great fun!
Quite enjoyable for a long road-trip! Only one request— would ask the producers to downplay the road and engine noises as they often drowned out the voices and to balance the voices so if someone is whispering I can hear them without turning up the volume and then getting blasted by the next voice 😀
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- N.R.C.
- 06-23-21
A fun ride
Needed something a little different to cleanse my palate. Worked for a background story while working. I really enjoy the ‘radio show’ productions.
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- Markus Miller
- 07-22-21
quirky
interesting storyline. definitely hope the way it ends is a precursor to another book. I will be looking out for it
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- La-long
- 06-21-21
A "radio show" for the twenty first century!
I loved every minute!
The performance was like listening to an old fashioned radio show.
Well done!!!
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- Christopher Burns
- 10-17-23
quite enjoyable
a well done bit of fiction. I do hope a second book is in the works
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- Susan
- 07-05-21
More Firesign Theatre than HGTTG
Intriguing backstory presented in a format reminiscent of Firesign Theatre. I look forward to additional episodes.
But please, do something about the recording quality; the sound levels jumped around, making it difficult to listen to with earphones.
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- Isak
- 12-05-21
Refresh light on social justice crap
Refresh light on social justice crap
Man splaining and girl Power comes up and the guys are never equal with the girls both its not in you're face
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- Timothy
- 04-19-22
Fine story to pass the time
I really wanted this to be great. It was okay. Everyone put in good effort and the result is a diverting listen to pass the time.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-15-21
Fun, frivolous
Well acted. The story is fun, twisted and entertaining. Story is well written. Found it engaging.
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- Gabriel Auld
- 06-15-21
it's really fun
I wouldn't say it's the best thing in the world but it's a really really fun lark and it really doesn't get boring and it's really well produced and acted
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