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Tracy Bloom
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Ben is still desperately trying to forget that Katy had a one-night stand just before she announced she was pregnant.
Nine months later a new baby explodes into their lives, creating utter chaos. Being a stay-at-home dad isn’t as simple as it seems; in fact it’s a disaster. Then help arrives in the most unlikely form: the wife of Katy’s ex-lover. Should Ben tell Katy about his secret rescuer. or is it his turn to keep a secret?
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